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Ideas for Mookies Adult Novels?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Nov 19, 2024 2:21 pm

I think after what he wrote about Saxi and Ralphs... wrestling match, i think some ideas are in order for the rest of the CC members.

"KBs thumbless surprise."
"Duks Sexy Dino Costumes"
"I'm tough but not that big"
"You do what with your Pi?!"
"Lemminwinks proves that gerbils are better than rats."
"Confederates illiterate sex talk. DoEs GooD yOU FEel?!"

Just some ideas.
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Re: Ideas for Mookies Adult Novels?

Postby Lonous on Tue Nov 19, 2024 3:33 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:"Confederates illiterate sex talk. DoEs GooD yOU FEel?!"
I lol'd
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Re: Ideas for Mookies Adult Novels?

Postby mookiemcgee on Tue Nov 19, 2024 4:25 pm

Lonous wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:"Confederates illiterate sex talk. DoEs GooD yOU FEel?!"
I lol'd


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Re: Ideas for Mookies Adult Novels?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Nov 19, 2024 6:25 pm

Well, top it dammit! This is meant to be an open discussion! Not a "He made a funny!"

But it was pretty funny.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Ideas for Mookies Adult Novels?

Postby Maxleod on Tue Nov 19, 2024 8:20 pm

DDS's Moustache.
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Re: Ideas for Mookies Adult Novels?

Postby Pack Rat on Wed Nov 20, 2024 10:02 am

Dr. Dirty does small animals in Springfield!



Dirty with his small hands is able to assist the fertilization of eggs with his oddly lazy sperms.



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Re: Ideas for Mookies Adult Novels?

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Nov 20, 2024 3:20 pm

I remember a porn novel called The Cunning Linguist.

It was actually not very good, but I thought the title was great.
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Re: Ideas for Mookies Adult Novels?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Nov 20, 2024 5:16 pm

Maybe he can write one about No Nips Saxi?
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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