MONKEYS BREAK OUT OF AMERICAN LAB...

[ConfederateSS]

-------40 monkeys have broken out of Government Lab...In South Carolina... Monkeys on the loose... People are warned to lock their windows and doors....
-------- I'm thinking, people carry your shot guns....Blow these monkeys off the face of the Earth...
-------- Think , what kind of diseases, they might have... Government Lab...
-------- These are not cute little monkeys , like the one in Indiana Jones(1st movie)....These are big like 3/4 foot monkeys (when up right)...
------- Really, keep shot guns Handy...You won't be able to fight them Hand to Hand...... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

[Dukasaur]

If you need a gun to deal with a monkey, you may need to put in more time at the gym.

A friend of mine had a monkey, which would sometimes try to challenge his authority and would bite him. He'd grab the monkey and hold it in the shower with the water on cold. That would always remind the monkey who was the alpha male. Would usually be another year after a shower before the monkey would misbehave again.

[SoN!c]

If you need a gun to deal with a monkey, you may need to put in more time at the gym.

A friend of mine had a monkey, which would sometimes try to challenge his authority and would bite him. He'd grab the monkey and hold it in the shower with the water on cold. That would always remind the monkey who was the alpha male. Would usually be another year after a shower before the monkey would misbehave again.

Being 100% left should not result in killing anybody who does not agree with you (like Votanic). Thats all. Killing (ba´ning for ´liefve live) is not nice ´to do in life

[Lonous]

In this thread I learned that Duk has friends that share stories with him about spanking their monkey.

[SoN!c]

In this thread I learned that Duk has friends that share stories with him about spanking their monkey.

Yes this makes everythi´g allright!! Spank the monkey and you are leftie = you are supreme overlord judge overnight!

[KoolBak]

I require pictures.

[Dukasaur]

In this thread I learned that Duk has friends that share stories with him about spanking their monkey.

[ConfederateSS]

-------I don't know about a gym...Once , I heard 2 monkeys escaped a ZOO...Killed a man....
-------- Even if you were Arnold Schwarzenegger...And The Government says ,43 monkeys escaped one of our labs..,They have no diseases ....Yes, you can believe your Government to have your best interest at heart... ...Do you want to touch a monkey???...A real one...Or well you know, one of Duk's friends... ...... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... ...
---------If I can remember.... Isn't this how Humans, lose... Monkeys escape a Government Lab....In a few years.... Monkeys can talk....Then one climatic, epic Battle...Where humans are enslaved by Primates...
--------- Remember, the original movie.... Astronauts go into space....When they return....Apes rule the planet....THINK ...of those poor 2 Astronauts , that thanks to poor built space ships...by Boeing...Are trapped on the International Space Station....When they finally make it back.... America has fallen, only to be ruled by Monkeys, Primates......

[2dimes]

The documentary series Con is referring to is called, Planet of the Apes.

The general short cut for telling the difference is, "If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey."

[ConfederateSS]

The documentary series Con is referring to is called, Planet of the Apes.

The general short cut for telling the difference is, "If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey."

-------- Didn't an election just take place....In America....When the Astronauts return....In February...America be run by Monkeys without tails...... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...
--------- You can hear the Astronauts now, when they step off their ship... Looking at America... saying......
--------- "DAMN YOU DIRTY STINKING APES...YOU'VE DESTROYED EVERYTHING ...YOU BLOWN EVERYTHING STRAIGHT TO HELL ...DAMN YOU ... kneeling pounding the ground with their fists...DAMN YOU " ...

[jusplay4fun]

Talk about confusing reality with fantasy and fiction......

btw: About the time the remake came out at the theater, I got a copy of the original "Planet of the Apes" with Charlton Heston and watched it with my son and his friend. I did not remember things like the long sections of little action and lots of music. But the shock of seeing Apes ruling and hunting humans, the shock of the apes when Heston speaks, and the shock of realizing that Humans destroyed the Earth in the final scene are what I recall, before watching it again. Great movie, in its time; I enjoyed it both times.

[Dukasaur]

We actually watched the entire series a few months ago -- both the original series and the reboot.

It's uneven. There are some crap movies in both series, but also some excellent ones.

[TeeGee]

...and most of them can be found here in off topics