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How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Scenario 1: Trump wins, saxi will be leaping up and down in ecstasy, until he crashes headfirst through his the plate glass window of his penthouse, leading to death
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14%
Scenario 2: Trump wins, saxi will be leaping up and down in ecstasy, until he crashes headfirst through the screen of his 77 inch TV, leading to significant but non-critical injuries
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Scenario 3: Trump wins, saxi will be leaping up and down in ecstasy, until he trips over his XL bucket of bacon-wrapped shrimp, leading to no injury but a horrific mess
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14%
Scenario 4: Harris wins, saxi will be pounding his fist on his coffee table, until he smashes his XL bucket of bacon-wrapped shrimp, leading to no injury but a horrific mess
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14%
Scenario 5: Harris wins, saxi will be pounding his fist on his coffee table, forgetting that it's a glass coffee table, leading to significant but non-critical injuries
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29%
Scenario 6: Harris wins, saxi will be pounding his fist on his coffee table, until he slams it down on his Glock, discharging it because he carelessly left the safety off, leading to death
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29%
 
Total votes : 7

How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Oct 29, 2024 7:01 pm

How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Tue Oct 29, 2024 10:12 pm

In ecstasy or on ecstasy?
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Oct 30, 2024 8:58 am

If I die, I leave my estate to mrswdk provided she doesn't hook-up with DDS
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Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Oct 30, 2024 12:42 pm

Perfect chance to use the word 'bequeath' was missed here.

Also can you please fix that title of that other thread from imiportant to important or impotent or something, these thing don't normally bother me but that one is.
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Postby saxitoxin on Wed Oct 30, 2024 1:54 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:Also can you please fix that title of that other thread from imiportant to important or impotent or something, these thing don't normally bother me but that one is.


Nope.

Each time I look at that misspelled word it excites me. It's like "what this guy trying to say? Important? Impotent? Immediate?"
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Postby Dukasaur on Wed Oct 30, 2024 4:25 pm

It's like the guy who was going for his vasectomy, buying a new suit for the occasion.

"If I'm-a gonna be impotent, I'd betta look impotent!"
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby mookiemcgee on Wed Oct 30, 2024 4:26 pm

Covfefe!
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Wed Oct 30, 2024 5:38 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:Covfefe!

Hey, it's a word NOW!
That's the awesome power of TRUMP.
I'm almost bummed. I was going to trademark a Covfefe energy drink (Now with twice the caffeine of cocaine.), ...but alas, no dice.
Upholding the denial of one such application, a January 2019 decision by Trademark Trial and Appeal Board of the USPTO concluded that the word "covfefe" was too commonly used in a variety of contexts and therefore cannot be trademarked for any specific product.[51] At least 40 trademark applications have been filed with the United States Patent and Trademark Office for various kinds of covfefe-themed merchandise; none of those applications have been granted as of March 2019.[52]


P.S. Duk, your impotent joke was amusing.
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Postby Pack Rat on Wed Oct 30, 2024 5:53 pm

"Votanic"


P.S. Duk, your impotent joke was amusing.


What a brown noser!
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Wed Oct 30, 2024 5:57 pm

Pack Rat wrote:
"Votanic"


P.S. Duk, your impotent joke was amusing.


What a brown noser!

?????
So, ...is this somehow providing you more masturbatory fodder for your forced-sandwich-construction fetish?
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Oct 30, 2024 8:38 pm

Saxi any scenario

Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby pmac666 on Thu Oct 31, 2024 10:51 pm

Was voting for scenario 5 but with the landslide thats rolling in it might be scenario 6. :lol:
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Postby Votanic on Fri Nov 01, 2024 2:30 am

pmac666 wrote:Was voting for scenario 5 but with the landslide thats rolling in it might be scenario 6. :lol:

That you are using the term 'landslide' in this election only goes to show your own staggering level of delusion (and deceit).
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Sun Nov 03, 2024 12:25 am

saxi, Duk only started this thread because he cares.
Please, ...have a safe, sane, and sober Trump Victory Party.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby riskllama on Sun Nov 03, 2024 3:45 pm

Votanic wrote:
Pack Rat wrote:
"Votanic"


P.S. Duk, your impotent joke was amusing.


What a brown noser!

?????
So, ...is this somehow providing you more masturbatory fodder for your forced-sandwich-construction fetish?


Votanic = totes vegetable lasagne... :roll:

welcome back, Tt... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Sun Nov 03, 2024 3:55 pm

riskllama wrote:
Votanic wrote:
Pack Rat wrote:
"Votanic"


P.S. Duk, your impotent joke was amusing.


What a brown noser!

?????
So, ...is this somehow providing you more masturbatory fodder for your forced-sandwich-construction fetish?


Votanic = totes vegetable lasagne... :roll:

welcome back, Tt... :lol: :lol: :lol:

(not-so-)greatest, your damaged old-timer refs are quaint, ...but ultimately incomprehensible to the modern world of today.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby riskllama on Sun Nov 03, 2024 4:24 pm

just remember who got your ass permabanned from this place last time, Tt...he just might make a return from CC semi-retirement to do it again, because greatest.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Sun Nov 03, 2024 4:38 pm

riskllama wrote:just remember who got your ass permabanned from this place last time, Tt...he just might make a return from CC semi-retirement to do it again, because greatest.

Begone with you, gnat-like, non-player, has-been, troll-clown.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby riskllama on Sun Nov 03, 2024 5:06 pm

know your place, vegetable lasagne... [-(
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Sun Nov 03, 2024 5:11 pm

riskllama wrote:know your place, vegetable lasagne... [-(

That tired, old Seinfeld reference is weak and dated, just like you, silly.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby riskllama on Sun Nov 03, 2024 5:14 pm

Votanic wrote:
riskllama wrote:know your place, vegetable lasagne... [-(

That tired, old Seinfeld reference is weak and dated, just like you, silly.


just quoting this for future legal purposes... :lol:
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Sun Nov 03, 2024 5:20 pm

riskllama wrote:
Votanic wrote:
riskllama wrote:know your place, vegetable lasagne... [-(

That tired, old Seinfeld reference is weak and dated, just like you, silly.

just quoting this for future legal purposes... :lol:

Well then at least include the reference.
That not-particularly-funny Seinfeld scene is a matter of common-knowledge, at least to anyone who bothers to search for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9niUcQOfp8
Perhaps it was considered more amusing in the long-lost days of your youth.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby riskllama on Sun Nov 03, 2024 5:33 pm

way to self-incriminate there, Tt...

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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Nov 03, 2024 5:40 pm

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Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Sun Nov 03, 2024 5:56 pm

riskllama wrote:way to self-incriminate there, Tt...


But alas, I am not Thorthoth, ...though I have recently developed some empathy for the man.
He must have done much great and valiant work to have earned enemies of such low merit, such as you, riskllama.

Rather it is you, riskllama, who seems bent on generating false evidence for some kangaroo court of your own invention.

Is Thorthoth the reason that you no longer play games here, ...and instead just skulk and troll around the site's periphery.
My advice to you is get therapy for your past humiliations, and then move on.
This overwhelming hatred you harbor in your shriveled soul will only destroy yourself.
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