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The droopy fortunes of Hooters

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jul 01, 2024 8:31 am

https://torontosun.com/business/money-news/thanks-for-the-mammaries-hooters-sagging-fortunes-spark-fears
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Hooters is still the sugar daddy of the breastaurant business with its patented babes and booze formula.

But last week, the public got a sneak peek into the chain’s sagging fortunes when the company abruptly shuttered 40 restaurants. At its peak, the chain had 600 locations. With the recent cuts, Hooters is down to 293 outlets.

That includes outlets in downtown Toronto, at Pearson International Airport, and locations in Niagara Falls and Montreal.

Still, the company is putting its breast foot forward, saying Hooters is “highly resilient and relevant.”
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Re: The droopy fortunes of Hooters

Postby Lonous on Mon Jul 01, 2024 9:07 am

I hate it when an attractive business opportunity goes tits up.
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Re: The droopy fortunes of Hooters

Postby bigtoughralf on Mon Jul 01, 2024 9:11 am

Guess that's what happens when your business model is ogling women's breasts in public and it's not the 1950s.
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Re: The droopy fortunes of Hooters

Postby KoolBak on Mon Jul 01, 2024 9:43 am

Droopy hooters :lol:

If nothing else, I loved the visual...nicely played.
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Re: The droopy fortunes of Hooters

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Mon Jul 01, 2024 10:27 am

If their food wasn't absolute garbage, I'd be a bit more sad
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Re: The droopy fortunes of Hooters

Postby Votanic on Mon Jul 01, 2024 1:02 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:If their food wasn't absolute garbage, I'd be a bit more sad

Expanded carb-consciousness + vast online porn options = Hooter reduction surgery.
So many ways to look at boobs without having to leave a tip for mediocre waitressing.
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