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The Earth is Fap

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Jun 13, 2024 7:31 pm

Of course it isn't, but i truly believed no one actually bought into this nonsense until last night.

You couldn't tell him he's wrong either. No amount of evidence convinces the guy. "Nope, you are biased and nit picking, i win, bye bye!"

I thought maybe it was the booze talking, but no... he truly believes it.

Anyone else get some random or regular nut jobs you meet or have to deal with?
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby Maxleod on Thu Jun 13, 2024 7:41 pm

What about mountains?
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby Pack Rat on Thu Jun 13, 2024 7:49 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Of course it isn't, but i truly believed no one actually bought into this nonsense until last night.

You couldn't tell him he's wrong either. No amount of evidence convinces the guy. "Nope, you are biased and nit picking, i win, bye bye!"

I thought maybe it was the booze talking, but no... he truly believes it.

Anyone else get some random or regular nut jobs you meet or have to deal with?



Sorta like MAGA Cult Followers....deny any response with it being biased or fake news.
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby Votanic on Thu Jun 13, 2024 9:49 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I thought maybe it was the booze talking, but no... he truly believes it.

So DDS, ...among your local pack of mid-cirrhotic booze-hounds, are you the one that stands on his barstool and loudly shouts-down all the other dipsomaniacs.
"Yourrs al jus' a bunnch of illogicul, (hic) unschientefffic maroons, thash what yars is!!", DDS slurred emphatically, and at full-volume.


... and then of course, there is also the secret knowledge, ...of how flat surfaces can be bent...!

Take a look @1:13 or so.
That's how those sly, hussies hoodwink the world with their globular mischief-makers!
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby jusplay4fun on Fri Jun 14, 2024 6:03 am

I saw recently that 3-5% of people believe:

1) the world is flat, and

2) we (the USA) never landed men on the moon.

Crazy, but there are always a few crazies out there.

And polls show that a much larger percentage support Trump, and that is partly because Biden is too old, too feeble, and too incompetent. Every key event shows the preponderance of such evidence of Biden's mental decline. And he did not start very high to begin with, so Biden has REALLY FALLEN to a low point.
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby KoolBak on Fri Jun 14, 2024 9:57 am

:lol: Really, it's just funny at this point.

Goes to show you it really doesn't matter who the president is.....
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby Lonous on Fri Jun 14, 2024 10:29 am

These people are fun to laugh at initially, until you realize not only are they serious but they help run the country.
I'm not sure what the finial version should look like, but the U.S. political system is and has been in dire need of an extensive overhaul for a long while now.
More stringent requirements to hold public office would be a welcome start.

Fewer people that are dumb as rocks please

He is still in office btw
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby Pack Rat on Fri Jun 14, 2024 11:54 am

Lonous wrote:These people are fun to laugh at initially, until you realize not only are they serious but they help run the country.
I'm not sure what the finial version should look like, but the U.S. political system is and has been in dire need of an extensive overhaul for a long while now.
More stringent requirements to hold public office would be a welcome start.

Fewer people that are dumb as rocks please

He is still in office btw


You do mean...No Felons? No Rapists? We certainly need to rid this country of those who oppose democracy, want to install a dictorship, and tear apart the Constitution.

I'm in full agreement with Lonous!
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri Jun 14, 2024 12:16 pm

THE EARTH IS A CUBE, IT'S FLAT BUT ON 6 SIDES

the sun is flat tho, pure 2d object
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby Votanic on Fri Jun 14, 2024 1:37 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:THE EARTH IS A CUBE, IT'S FLAT BUT ON 6 SIDES

the sun is flat tho, pure 2d object

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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby Lonous on Fri Jun 14, 2024 1:57 pm

Votanic wrote:Dodecearth.
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That would explain much

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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Jun 14, 2024 5:13 pm

Welp, a new record has been broken. I didn't want to make it political, but like flies to a fresh monkey poop, 3 posts in and here we are again.
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby Pack Rat on Fri Jun 14, 2024 5:31 pm

Let's stay on subject!

All I can say, at least where I'm standing...the ground is flat. I can see two mountain ranges, the Santa Catalina and Ricons. Both mountain ranges rises from flat grounds.

Flat Earth from what I see.

...and NO jusplay4MAGA you can't reply to my earth shattering views.
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Jun 14, 2024 8:48 pm

You know what? We live on a saucer plate. We're a full course meal! Imma out crazy all of you weird fucks!
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby KoolBak on Fri Jun 14, 2024 9:51 pm

Son bought me a nice cue for f day. Can totes kick your ass all day now punk.

On a flat table.
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby Votanic on Sat Jun 15, 2024 5:15 am

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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Jun 15, 2024 11:41 am

KoolBak wrote:Son bought me a nice cue for f day. Can totes kick your ass all day now punk.

On a flat table.

I'm the world's greatest flat earther pool player. Ask my pastor
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby KoolBak on Sat Jun 15, 2024 11:45 am

:lol: :lol:

At the church of the bent elbow?? Been a member looooong before you ;o)
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Jun 15, 2024 11:49 am

No, no, of the rosy palm!
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby Votanic on Sat Jun 15, 2024 2:31 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:No, no, of the rosy palm!

Editor's Note: DDS, please retitle this thread, The Earth is Fap.
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Re: The Earth is flat

Postby mookiemcgee on Sat Jun 15, 2024 3:41 pm

Votanic wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:No, no, of the rosy palm!

Editor's Note: DDS, please retitle this thread, The Earth is Fap.



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Re: The Earth is Fap

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 16, 2024 2:24 am

Done!
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: The Earth is Fap

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 16, 2024 2:28 am

Does it have a foreskin, or not?
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Re: The Earth is Fap

Postby Votanic on Sun Jun 16, 2024 5:25 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Does it have a foreskin, or not?

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Re: The Earth is Fap

Postby Pack Rat on Sun Jun 16, 2024 3:20 pm

It seems to me that you boys need a girlfriend or boyfriend or so some type of sex doll.
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