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Re: A cup of water

Postby Votanic on Thu May 30, 2024 9:59 pm

Technological innovation and reform is necessary for optimal thread functionality and operation.
Therefore...
This is a one cup (measurement) measuring cup (container).
It is made from a new material that hasn't been shown on this thread yet: plastic.
It has volume amounts and measurement lines marked on the side.
This will help spatially-challenged viewers correctly measure the volume of liquid contained within, be it water or other.
Also, take special note of the fact that the 'one cup(s)/8 oz' measurement line is significantly below the brim of the vessel.
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Re: A cup of water

Postby mookiemcgee on Thu May 30, 2024 10:00 pm

0% full
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Re: A cup of water

Postby 2dimes on Thu May 30, 2024 10:02 pm

100% full. Which means he has over 1 cup of atmospheric air.
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Re: A cup of water

Postby mookiemcgee on Thu May 30, 2024 10:18 pm

fucking optimists
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Re: A cup of water

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu May 30, 2024 10:55 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:fucking optimists

Bunch of happy fucks. Fix it Mook!
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Re: A cup of water

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri May 31, 2024 12:10 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:fucking optimists

Bunch of happy fucks. Fix it Mook!


I need a cup of that fancy water from Russia i always see you drinking
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Re: A cup of water

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri May 31, 2024 6:55 pm

Do you want 75% or 80%?
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Re: A cup of water

Postby Pack Rat on Fri May 31, 2024 6:59 pm

You do mean 80, 90 or 100 proof?
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Re: A cup of water

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri May 31, 2024 7:01 pm

Why would he need 80, 90, or 100% evidence that its water? How would that even work?
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Re: A cup of water

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri May 31, 2024 8:18 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Do you want 75% or 80%?


75% 'water'
25% air
and 12% cup please
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Re: A cup of water

Postby Dukasaur on Fri May 31, 2024 8:18 pm

'D' cup or 'C' cup?
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Re: A cup of water

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri May 31, 2024 8:24 pm

So you want 112%? Want a foot massage too, oh mighty one?
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Re: A cup of water

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri May 31, 2024 9:09 pm

Yes, a foot massage. A 'C' cup for me, and a pair of double D cups for my dinosaur friend please.
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Re: A cup of water

Postby Votanic on Fri May 31, 2024 9:40 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:Yes, a foot massage. A 'C' cup for me, and a pair of double D cups for my dinosaur friend please.

So the dinosaur wants a pair, but you only want one, mook?
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Re: A cup of water

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri May 31, 2024 10:25 pm

Votanic wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:Yes, a foot massage. A 'C' cup for me, and a pair of double D cups for my dinosaur friend please.

So the dinosaur wants a pair, but you only want one, mook?



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Re: A cup of water

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Jun 01, 2024 2:39 am

Gather round! Gather round! The freak show is in town! I bring an exhibit, for all eyes to see! Behold the Man With Only One Tit! Only one of him there be!
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Re: A cup of water

Postby Votanic on Sat Jun 01, 2024 3:29 am

Essential reading for this thread. (Probably nowhere else though...)
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Re: A cup of water

Postby Pack Rat on Sat Jun 01, 2024 5:32 am

Republicans have already banned the reading of this book. You must of found this book while dumpster diving for your latest meal.
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Re: A cup of water

Postby Votanic on Sat Jun 01, 2024 1:43 pm

Pack Rat wrote:Republicans have already banned the reading of this book. You must of found this book while dumpster diving for your latest meal.

:roll: What crawled up your ass now?
Aren't you going to apologize again for pointlessly/politically derailing another thread?
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Re: A cup of water

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 01, 2024 4:22 pm

...aaand DDS proved right.
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Re: A cup of water

Postby Votanic on Sat Jun 01, 2024 4:25 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:...aaand DDS proved right.

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Re: A cup of water

Postby mookiemcgee on Sat Jun 01, 2024 5:13 pm

Is 'Portnoy's Complaint' about Dave's pizza reviews?
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Re: A cup of water

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Jun 01, 2024 7:40 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:...aaand DDS proved right.

It was never a question of "if," only "when."
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Re: A cup of water

Postby Pack Rat on Sat Jun 01, 2024 9:31 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:...aaand DDS proved right.

It was never a question of "if," only "when."


DDS has the created the hottest thread in the forum and he's complaining?
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Re: A cup of water

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 02, 2024 3:02 am

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