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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Wed May 29, 2024 12:48 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:How was the trip?

What did you prefer, red or green?

Did you bring us a monkey?


I SAID I NEED A FEW DAYS.

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Please, let the man rest, ...he just spent 3.5 hours at airport quarantine getting power-washed with Bactine MAX®. Did absolutely no good....
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Wed May 29, 2024 12:52 pm

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Met him once, in line at Krispy Kreme.
I told him, "Chris, nothing makes those extra pounds melt away like being totally unfunny and Jesus-y all the time".

Miserable A-lister bitch never even came back to thank me.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Pack Rat on Wed May 29, 2024 2:34 pm

Votanic wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:How was the trip?

What did you prefer, red or green?

Did you bring us a monkey?


I SAID I NEED A FEW DAYS.

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Please, let the man rest, ...he just spent 3.5 hours at airport quarantine getting power-washed with Bactine MAX®. Did absolutely no good....


Didn't Saxi say to you, "STFU and make me a sandwich!" ?
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Wed May 29, 2024 2:42 pm

Pack Rat wrote:
Votanic wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:How was the trip?

What did you prefer, red or green?

Did you bring us a monkey?


I SAID I NEED A FEW DAYS.

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Please, let the man rest, ...he just spent 3.5 hours at airport quarantine getting power-washed with Bactine MAX®. Did absolutely no good....


Didn't Saxi say to you, "STFU and make me a sandwich!" ?

Hey Saxi!
Here's a piece of sewer-rat roadkill I found for you.
It's still dripping with with fecal slime marinade.
Slip it inside your toasted buns and you've got yourself a sandwich.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Dukasaur on Wed May 29, 2024 2:43 pm

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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby 2dimes on Wed May 29, 2024 2:52 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:How was the trip?

What did you prefer, red or green?

Did you bring us a monkey?


I SAID I NEED A FEW DAYS.



Settle down. I’m in no rush.

Just wrote them out incase I forgot to come back when you were going to come back. Maybe you need a vacation.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Wed May 29, 2024 3:21 pm

2dimes wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:How was the trip?

What did you prefer, red or green?

Did you bring us a monkey?


I SAID I NEED A FEW DAYS.



Settle down. I’m in no rush.

Just wrote them out incase I forgot to come back when you were going to come back. Maybe you need a vacation.

Red? Green?
Are you talking about curries... or saxi's safe words at the bathhouse?

Also, speaking of 'cuisine', was there any running (fish) amok in Siem Riep? (AKA: See'em & Weep")
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Fri May 31, 2024 10:19 pm

sax... it might be best if you made a full declaration concerning your recent activities in Southeast Asia.

Interpol/CIA has been sending agents around, ...asking questions.

Look, of course it's all a political witchhunt, You know that, I know that, Everybody KNOWS that.

But still, it would look good if you released a voluntary statement now,
...before the Fecal Slime Brigade starts sending out their BS supoenas and stuff.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby saxitoxin on Fri May 31, 2024 11:49 pm

Votanic wrote:sax... it might be best if you made a full declaration concerning your recent activities in Southeast Asia.


I didn't do anything ralf wouldn't do if he had three days left to live and had just ingested a cocktail mixture of Rohypnol, Kratom, and Cocaine.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 05, 2024 3:23 am

Hey numb nuts.

It's been a few days now.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Jul 06, 2024 1:24 am

oh it was fine
pmac666 wrote:Theres something in motion you cannot comprehend. Cant wait for the tears tho.

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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Sat Jul 06, 2024 5:48 am

saxitoxin wrote:oh it was fine

Good, don't say anything more without a lawyer present.
Of course if anything were to leak out, Trump would give you a full 'Nixon-style' pardon in January.
Justice shall prevail!
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby 2dimes on Sun Jul 14, 2024 1:52 am

Red or green?
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