West Panicking at Russian Secret Weapon

by **saxitoxin** on Wed Feb 14, 2024 5:59 pm

"There is no cause for public alarm" is what people say when there's cause for public alarm.

House Intelligence Chair Mike Turner made a cryptic call for President Biden to declassify information about a “serious national security threat” to allow for public discussions about how the U.S. should respond. Late Tuesday, Turner sent a “Dear Colleague” letter noting the committee voted to make information about “an urgent matter with regard to a destabilizing foreign military capability that should be known by all Congressional Policy Makers.”

https://thehill.com/policy/national-sec ... ty-threat/

“I saw Chairman Turner’s statement on the issue and I want to assure the American people, there is no need for public alarm,” [Speaker] Johnson told reporters in the Capitol on Wednesday. “We are going to work together to address this matter, as we do all sensitive matters that are classified.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4468 ... lic-alarm/

Act like you're invincible and someone will try to prove you wrong. Was saving a garbage country like Ukraine worth it? Constantinople is about to fall. Bet Finland is wishing they could have a do-over right about now.

by **Pack Rat** on Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:12 pm

What? Throwing empty vodka bottles at us?

by **Votanic** on Wed Feb 14, 2024 6:25 pm

Construction on Putin's Deathstar is likely over 90% complete, though it is hard to get reliable intel due to its remote assembly site orbit on the dark side of the Sun...
Of course, our only hope now is to commence 'first strike' and hope that gives us some tactical advantage...
...but how can we proceed effectively when the demented Emperor Bidigula still madly rules from the Ovaltine Office... and with most of his subordinant chain of command being not much better...
Alas, none of this might have come to pass if America's Master Statesman from the previous administration had been permitted to continue his wise and canny diplomatic negotiations with that formidable Eurasian Lord of Darkness...

Still, we must not panic .Let us remain calm and face our destiny; be it to die as free men in the final thermonuclear crucible of Earthly liberation..or to be enslaved forever in the cold, dark, subterranean death-mines of the godless Russian Empire.