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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Thorthoth on Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:34 pm

KLOBBER who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:47 am

Thorthoth wrote:KLOBBER who?


KLOBBER anybody, for the right price!
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:17 am

Knock, knock.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:52 am

who's there?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby mrswdk on Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:50 am

A thread from 2007
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:19 pm

Cool! Come on in, let's explore the historical implications!
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:11 pm

Worst punchline ever.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:48 pm

Worst punchline ever who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby mrswdk on Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:53 am

Thorthoth who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:51 am

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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:24 am

Who who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Thorthoth on Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:01 pm

That's who.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby IcePack on Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:40 pm

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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Oct 28, 2018 5:30 pm

When she was just about three, my daughter came up with the following:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, why DID the chicken cross the road?
To get to the next joke.
What?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Chicken from the last joke!
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby NomadPatriot on Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:00 pm

Knock Knock

WHAT?!

it's Jamie..

hi...

do you want to go get some tacos...?

sure
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby riskllama on Mon Jun 17, 2019 6:25 pm

NP = viva puffer
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Symmetry on Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:37 am

jonesthecurl wrote:When she was just about three, my daughter came up with the following:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, why DID the chicken cross the road?
To get to the next joke.
What?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Chicken
Chicken who?
Chicken from the last joke!


Reminds me of a recent Batman comic joke from the Joker:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know
To get to the moron's house

Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's the chicken
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:13 pm

That joke is much older than the comic.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Symmetry on Fri Jun 28, 2019 9:20 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:That joke is much older than the comic.


Prove it, spoilsport.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Votanic on Mon Sep 02, 2024 12:22 am

Knock, Knock.
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