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How much of a Douche Bag is Zeus111?

Biggest Douche in CC history
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2019 Douche Leader
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:14 pm

zeus111 wrote:Anyways, like TG is trying to point out, Conquer Cup is a competition, and therefore not gambling... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

a comp that has a buy in with a structured pay out that contributes to delinquency of minors that mails the proceeds of a crime that occurred online ,,,but hey tg says is not gambling so shall we just send the site info requested by the people who want to shut this down or leave this topic alone as i was told its not going forward in coming years ... :-s :-s :-s :-s

an email sent in dec after receiving snap shot of tourny structure and method of advertising it on site over the yrs

from security@watchdog.net

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Looking into matter u sent its clearly a gambling event and that site if not in compliance with proper licensing is subject to severe fines loss of banking from all major institutions as well as being temporarily shut off until in compliance with current laws and regulations .

The rules for online gambling are as you know are taken seriously.The tournament in question is with out a doubt a gambling format.I noticed no information was provided regarding the site origin can you provide us the necessary details so i can look into the matter .The use of amazon gift cards for the purpose of generating profit on a non licensed site creates another issue . The fines for operating an illegal gambling site start at 25000 for first offense how ever insignificant the monetary value If deemed gambling is in fact going on .

Best regards

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above a 6th attempt was made to contact me to persue this issue so in future yoshi perhaps learn the facts m8 before you speak out !! nothing personal just this however harmless could cause the end of cc club or atleast have it shut down pending outcome ...
i am trying to teach xroads/timmy fundamentals and this is taking him away from his studies m8


I do know the facts. The Amazon gift cards are not used for the purpose of generating profit.
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby Jdsizzleslice on Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:28 pm

My vote for thread of the year.
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:42 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:1 Big Mac Meal $5.99. Sure people can play Monopoly for free, but most buy there way in.


Most buy THEIR way in.
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:42 pm

Jdsizzleslice wrote:My vote for thread of the year.


It has provided me with the first guffaw I've had on CC in a long, long time. :D
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby zeus111 on Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:02 pm

ppl please timmy needs to focus here ..hes trying to answer test question ..all this chit chat is taking his ability to focus away its bad enuff he is trying to be a musician

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myRcCLaYL0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFQpd9akSg


test time
mary had a little lamb she also had a duck she put them on a window sill to see if they would ....??????

answer timmy pls

i added a spelling error timmy can u spot it ??

next friday is the big test with all we covered i suggest watching all vids posted as in them lies the answers!!!!! take your answer to test question one add the word off and have a safe weekend timmy!!!!
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby Mad777 on Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:31 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Jdsizzleslice wrote:My vote for thread of the year.


It has provided me with the first guffaw I've had on CC in a long, long time. :D


I have to admit all those thread are pretty entertaining...no needs to insert too much coins into the machine for it to continue, self sustaining "funny post storm"...doesn't happen often enough in those Forum :lol:
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby zeus111 on Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:46 pm

Mad777 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Jdsizzleslice wrote:My vote for thread of the year.


It has provided me with the first guffaw I've had on CC in a long, long time. :D


I have to admit all those thread are pretty entertaining...no needs to insert too much coins into the machine for it to continue, self sustaining "funny post storm"...doesn't happen often enough in those Forum :lol:[/quote

oh crap timmy has a classmate .in the video on teaching special ed it says to be persistent when teaching those with special needs ..maybe mad77 needs to take this class too ,,, :?: :?: ,doesn't happen enough in those forum :?: :?: ..i suspect your a wee bit further along in your schooling so when timmy and i cover that topic ill look u up u can join in the lessons !!!!
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby zeus111 on Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:54 pm

zeus111 wrote:
Mad777 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Jdsizzleslice wrote:My vote for thread of the year.


It has provided me with the first guffaw I've had on CC in a long, long time. :D


I have to admit all those thread are pretty entertaining...no needs to insert too much coins into the machine for it to continue, self sustaining "funny post storm"...doesn't happen often enough in those Forum :lol:[/quote

oh crap timmy has a classmate .in the video on teaching special ed it says to be persistent when teaching those with special needs ..maybe mad777 needs to take this class too ,,, :?: :?: ,doesn't happen enough in those forum :?: :?: ..i suspect your a wee bit further along in your schooling so when timmy and i cover that topic ill look u up u can join in the lessons !!!!
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby Jdsizzleslice on Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:56 pm

OH NO. NOT A DOUBLE POST.
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby xroads on Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:58 pm

I wonder if you even realize how much of a moron everyone on CC thinks you are?

Or are you too obtuse?
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby Mad777 on Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:59 pm

zeus111 wrote:
Mad777 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Jdsizzleslice wrote:My vote for thread of the year.


It has provided me with the first guffaw I've had on CC in a long, long time. :D


I have to admit all those thread are pretty entertaining...no needs to insert too much coins into the machine for it to continue, self sustaining "funny post storm"...doesn't happen often enough in those Forum :lol:[/quote

oh crap timmy has a classmate .in the video on teaching special ed it says to be persistent when teaching those with special needs ..maybe mad77 needs to take this class too ,,, :?: :?: ,doesn't happen enough in those forum :?: :?: ..i suspect your a wee bit further along in your schooling so when timmy and i cover that topic ill look u up u can join in the lessons !!!!


May I let you know you missed a "7" :?: :D
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby zeus111 on Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:02 pm

xroads wrote:I wonder if you even realize how much of a moron everyone on CC thinks you are?

Or are you too obtuse?


timmy if u think i give a shit what ppl like you think u need more help then previously thought ....obtuse wow timmy these vids are really paying off!!! looking into this thread its obvious your just special and in need of help ...again name calling is just all you got m8 ...will get there but it will take some time timmy ..im dedicated to your pursuit of knowledge ..

speed game history over 36 hours

https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18963089 dead beat city :o :o
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18963067 shout out to madmon for sticking it out!! =D> =D> =D>
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18963017 dead beat
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18962961 5 player game 3 deadbeats
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18962675 dead beat
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18962675 5 player game 2 deadbeats one just warned yikes :o :o
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18962342 2 db s in this one
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18962343 one db
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18962344 2 dbs
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18962356 db
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18962381 db

https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964197 1 min game db resign option in play
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964169 db
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964166 2 missed turns killed before kicked out
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964124 db resign option in play
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964118 db
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964071 db
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964059 player openly posts in chat i db
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964045 db
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964027 db
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964001 db
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18963987 db

https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18963960 2 dbs one no show one of the dbs posts i db and has been warned prior,,,
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964391 eliminated after 2 missed turns
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964477 last to join db ...
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964469 db resign option available
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964454 todays shout out goes to Schildpad for sticking it out =D> =D> =D>
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18964274 3 player game 2 db s :o :o :o :o :o


like i said earlier given your education i get u cant see this is an issue in need of attention ....but hey will get to all this soon...but in the meantime this is a catchy tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myRcCLaYL0U
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby mookiemcgee on Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:00 pm

zeus111 wrote:i post on a serious issue thats driving our members away


The possibility of winning prizes is driving members away? Or is it Daily Douches that are driving members away... hmmm


zeus111 wrote:in my defense when i joined cc club i was hooked on pain killers


You're going to make a great witness when this makes it's way through the courts.

I don't know if anyone else bothered to google watchdog.net, but it has nothing to do with enforcing laws in the state of New York. It's basically just a petition site, where you can create meaningless petitions and try to get people on facebook to sign them.

Rose wrote:Can u provide the name of the site please and any other screen shots u may have regarding the event both past and present.


Beyond that 'Rose' really needs to work on her grammar and spelling, especially if she's working in on filing law suits.

This is definitely the funniest thread of 2019. Forget the day, I nominate him Douche Bag of the year!
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby zeus111 on Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:18 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
zeus111 wrote:i post on a serious issue thats driving our members away


The possibility of winning prizes is driving members away? Or is it Daily Douches that are driving members away... hmmm


zeus111 wrote:in my defense when i joined cc club i was hooked on pain killers


You're going to make a great witness when this makes it's way through the courts.

I don't know if anyone else bothered to google watchdog.net, but it has nothing to do with enforcing laws in the state of New York. It's basically just a petition site, where you can create meaningless petitions and try to get people on facebook to sign them.

Rose wrote:Can u provide the name of the site please and any other screen shots u may have regarding the event both past and present.



Beyond that 'Rose' really needs to work on her grammar and spelling, especially if she's working in on filing law suits.

This is definitely the funniest thread of 2019. Forget the day, I nominate him Douche Bag of the year!


ignorance is bliss !!!
the site linked above does the leg work seizes the sites and forwards them to the jurisdiction the company operates out of ..i personally dont even know u what so ever so if timmy and i can get back to his studies that be swell !!! you seem to think this thread is about a very old closed issue not the current reason timmy post this so again timmy is in need of help ....
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:37 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
zeus111 wrote:i post on a serious issue thats driving our members away


The possibility of winning prizes is driving members away? Or is it Daily Douches that are driving members away... hmmm


zeus111 wrote:in my defense when i joined cc club i was hooked on pain killers


You're going to make a great witness when this makes it's way through the courts.

I don't know if anyone else bothered to google watchdog.net, but it has nothing to do with enforcing laws in the state of New York. It's basically just a petition site, where you can create meaningless petitions and try to get people on facebook to sign them.

Rose wrote:Can u provide the name of the site please and any other screen shots u may have regarding the event both past and present.


Beyond that 'Rose' really needs to work on her grammar and spelling, especially if she's working in on filing law suits.

This is definitely the funniest thread of 2019. Forget the day, I nominate him Douche Bag of the year!


Make ITS way through the courts. ITS, a pronoun indicating possession, not "it's", a contraction of "it is."

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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby zeus111 on Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:48 pm

i never played this guy ever i suspect that its timmys multi :geek: :geek: :geek: :geek: :geek:
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby TheForgivenOne on Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:06 pm

Nope.
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby riskllama on Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:07 pm

just stfu, ya douchebag.
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby xroads on Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:16 pm

riskllama wrote:just stfu, ya douchebag.



Man its Friday happy hour. And you just made me spit out a mouthful of beer all over my phone.
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby Symmetry on Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:28 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
zeus111 wrote:Anyways, like TG is trying to point out, Conquer Cup is a competition, and therefore not gambling... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

a comp that has a buy in with a structured pay out that contributes to delinquency of minors that mails the proceeds of a crime that occurred online ,,,but hey tg says is not gambling so shall we just send the site info requested by the people who want to shut this down or leave this topic alone as i was told its not going forward in coming years ... :-s :-s :-s :-s

an email sent in dec after receiving snap shot of tourny structure and method of advertising it on site over the yrs

from security@watchdog.net

Parker

Looking into matter u sent its clearly a gambling event and that site if not in compliance with proper licensing is subject to severe fines loss of banking from all major institutions as well as being temporarily shut off until in compliance with current laws and regulations .

The rules for online gambling are as you know are taken seriously.The tournament in question is with out a doubt a gambling format.I noticed no information was provided regarding the site origin can you provide us the necessary details so i can look into the matter .The use of amazon gift cards for the purpose of generating profit on a non licensed site creates another issue . The fines for operating an illegal gambling site start at 25000 for first offense how ever insignificant the monetary value If deemed gambling is in fact going on .

Best regards

Rose

above a 6th attempt was made to contact me to persue this issue so in future yoshi perhaps learn the facts m8 before you speak out !! nothing personal just this however harmless could cause the end of cc club or atleast have it shut down pending outcome ...
i am trying to teach xroads/timmy fundamentals and this is taking him away from his studies m8


I do know the facts. The Amazon gift cards are not used for the purpose of generating profit.


You would mostly be right. 1) The rewards are for people who have already subscribed and play. 2) They are not advertised as enticements for people to join. 3) The site focuses on strategy and not luck. 4) That the rewards are not monetary, but in terms of rewards with a certain company. 5) The rewards are extraneous to the initial payment.

The counter points, though, are 1) That the site uses rewards like this to encourage people to continue to play and re-subscribe. 2) That luck is an important part of the game (the it's not chess defence). 3) Amazon vouchers are akin to money.

The "it's not gambling" side has by far the stronger arguments. The rewards are more like joining a social club, and it having a quiz night with a prize.

The counter-points aren't without merit, but they really don't add up to much.
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby Mad777 on Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:37 pm

Please stop feeding the machine, otherwise I will diaper since I can’t contain that laugh anymore and will make me leaking :lol:
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby zeus111 on Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:39 pm

xroads wrote:
riskllama wrote:just stfu, ya douchebag.



Man its Friday happy hour. And you just made me spit out a mouthful of beer all over my phone.


ive been lmfao most of this day timmy ..but all this aside for a moment ..to your multi no one ever has said the cc cup is driving away players ..2nd watch dogs online are many

example https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/na ... 62c9857ef0

https://www.cnn.com/2017/09/07/politics ... index.html

the watch dogs i speak of are set up by online gambling community ...ones that were partially responsible for this https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/201 ... -in-court/

looking into game history we have never met so there is that ....if it takes a lil name calling to improve the sites speed games what this thread was made over im like teegee and have my big boy pants on !!! bring it on ...

back to you timmy the thought of you drinking whoa thats got to be something like this ....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHVeACe998
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby riskllama on Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:41 pm

i said stfu, douchebag... :roll:
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby zeus111 on Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:58 pm

Mad777 wrote:Please stop feeding the machine, otherwise I will diaper since I can’t contain that laugh anymore and will make me leaking :lol:



no worries im done here until next fridays test ....with the special ed class growing in numbers ill let the guy who used the word guffaw take over ..dont feel alone timmy i had too look that one up too !!!


i get it a lil more now timmy your one of them too sigh.....
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18948593 timmy dbs
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18944671 timmy dbs
https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=18942558 2019-03-10 17:51:44 - xroads was kicked out for missing too many turns
3 out of the first 4 on finished speed game history ..

i feel a test question coming on.......

zeus111 out ....stop the dbs in speeders!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Daily Douche Bag Report

Postby iAmCaffeine on Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:01 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
zeus111 wrote:i post on a serious issue thats driving our members away


The possibility of winning prizes is driving members away? Or is it Daily Douches that are driving members away... hmmm


zeus111 wrote:in my defense when i joined cc club i was hooked on pain killers


You're going to make a great witness when this makes it's way through the courts.

I don't know if anyone else bothered to google watchdog.net, but it has nothing to do with enforcing laws in the state of New York. It's basically just a petition site, where you can create meaningless petitions and try to get people on facebook to sign them.

Rose wrote:Can u provide the name of the site please and any other screen shots u may have regarding the event both past and present.


Beyond that 'Rose' really needs to work on her grammar and spelling, especially if she's working in on filing law suits.

This is definitely the funniest thread of 2019. Forget the day, I nominate him Douche Bag of the year!


Make ITS way through the courts. ITS, a pronoun indicating possession, not "it's", a contraction of "it is."

Wanker.

There are two ways to use "it's", not one.
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