My answer? Anyday of the week, Troops. No questions asked.
I myself have once already left a fine dame to continue waging on with these riveting dice battles! No sirriebob, wouldn't trade it for Thorthoth's avatar on a stake. Don't even suggest that I quit or I'll start punching holes in every wall of the house.
One day I was you know, just doing what cool people do, chillin' maxin' out at my Command Center and homegirl was all like, "Herpes I'm leaving you if you don't come in the room right now and talk to me". "Hold it right there, lady"!, says me "Conquerors don't accept ultimatums". Then I hit auto attack and she was like *poof*
Haven't been laid since but you still couldn't call me unfaithful.
One Thread Rule: No subjugation of the opposite sex, not even in a diminutive manner. None whatsoever under any circumstances.