I sure how you're being facetious, Brutal Battery Operated Boyfriend.
You roll those types of rolls and you're gonna bomb most the time because you lose your attacker's advantage. 3vs2, 2vs1 and 2vs2 especially are they worst rolls you can implement. A total piss strategy, Gary.
It apoears you simply roll too much and would need to try defending more. Know when to pass the dice you trigger happy sob.