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Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:12 pm

A collection of hilariously ironic posts.

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I chose to include a response too.

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On a more serious note, you could probably benefit from taking some people's posts slightly less seriously in future. Lmfao.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby Symmetry on Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:09 pm

If it's not listed in Morrisette's as an example of irony, it's probably not irony. If it is, of course, then it's probably also not irony. Ironic that, or probably also not.

Weren't these posts locked by C&A mods? Specifically to cut this debate off?
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby riskllama on Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:39 pm

online friends aren't really "real" friends tho, are they caff? this thread has the telltale stench of butthurt loser. i give this thread a DY rating of 2/10.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby Symmetry on Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:13 pm

Given that this thread is already not where it should be, let's just go ahead and ask that it be moved and made into an Alanis thread in OT:

She's so underrated- did you know that Radiohead started as her warm up band?



It's the kind of great song combined with a great video that pisses people off.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby Thorthoth on Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:20 pm

Symmetry wrote:Given that this thread is already not where it should be, let's just go ahead and ask that it be moved and made into an Alanis thread in OT:

She's so underrated- did you know that Radiohead started as her warm up band?

It's the kind of great song combined with a great video that pisses people off.


1. NOT underrated.
2. NOT great song.
3. NOT great video.
4. NOT even ironic.
5. NOT pissed off.

Anyway, I love how this officially 'cleared' C&A case refuses to die.
CC has had so many badly covered-up scandals that by now guilt even if ''proven'' ''innocent'' is the only way to read it.
Modgate continues.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby BoganGod on Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:27 pm

The butt hurt is real all round. Might I suggest a bit of soothing tears as lube next time. DY or DDS have them in large supply. Coffee Kid, why u making click bait for the deplorables. Spend more time making dank memes please.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Aug 24, 2017 12:26 am

Thorthoth wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Given that this thread is already not where it should be, let's just go ahead and ask that it be moved and made into an Alanis thread in OT:

She's so underrated- did you know that Radiohead started as her warm up band?

It's the kind of great song combined with a great video that pisses people off.


1. NOT underrated.
2. NOT great song.
3. NOT great video.
4. NOT even ironic.
5. NOT pissed off.


Jesus Christ, I find myself agreeing with TT.

Yeah, none of the things she lists in the song are actually ironic. They're just idiot ideas that popped into her idiot mind and she wants to spout off about. I can't comment on the video since my time is too valuable to deliberately watch it, but I do hear her shit on the radio from time time time, and it's all garbage. She had one good song to start off her career, and she's been riding it ever since. Everything else she does is pure garbage.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby jfm10 on Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:43 am

This topic is kinda CC related so thank you Caff :)
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby iAmCaffeine on Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:17 am

BoganGod wrote:The butt hurt is real all round. Might I suggest a bit of soothing tears as lube next time. DY or DDS have them in large supply. Coffee Kid, why u making click bait for the deplorables. Spend more time making dank memes please.

Don't you think it's funny to watch the degenerates take the clickbait?
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby BoganGod on Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:16 am

iAmCaffeine wrote:
BoganGod wrote:The butt hurt is real all round. Might I suggest a bit of soothing tears as lube next time. DY or DDS have them in large supply. Coffee Kid, why u making click bait for the deplorables. Spend more time making dank memes please.

Don't you think it's funny to watch the degenerates take the clickbait?

Nah mate, retard porn ain't my thing.
No, I don't derive pleasure from watching the amorous, blind fumblings of those not favoured with looks, brains or manual dexterity.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby iAmCaffeine on Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:02 pm

BoganGod wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
BoganGod wrote:The butt hurt is real all round. Might I suggest a bit of soothing tears as lube next time. DY or DDS have them in large supply. Coffee Kid, why u making click bait for the deplorables. Spend more time making dank memes please.

Don't you think it's funny to watch the degenerates take the clickbait?

Nah mate, retard porn ain't my thing.
No, I don't derive pleasure from watching the amorous, blind fumblings of those not favoured with looks, brains or manual dexterity.

I find the predictable nature of all the usual suspects gathering in one thread thinking they're being trolls/funny in a clickbait thread quite amusing.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby Thorthoth on Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:24 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
BoganGod wrote:The butt hurt is real all round. Might I suggest a bit of soothing tears as lube next time. DY or DDS have them in large supply. Coffee Kid, why u making click bait for the deplorables. Spend more time making dank memes please.

Don't you think it's funny to watch the degenerates take the clickbait?

Nah mate, retard porn ain't my thing.
No, I don't derive pleasure from watching the amorous, blind fumblings of those not favoured with looks, brains or manual dexterity.

I find the predictable nature of all the usual suspects gathering in one thread thinking they're being trolls/funny in a clickbait thread quite amusing.

Especially that douchy coffyboy, whenever he thinks he's funny (or thinks anything) he's always wrong.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:21 pm

Did you know that the Goo Goo Dolls and Cannibal Corpse used to play shows together when they started out?
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby Symmetry on Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:17 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
Thorthoth wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Given that this thread is already not where it should be, let's just go ahead and ask that it be moved and made into an Alanis thread in OT:

She's so underrated- did you know that Radiohead started as her warm up band?

It's the kind of great song combined with a great video that pisses people off.


1. NOT underrated.
2. NOT great song.
3. NOT great video.
4. NOT even ironic.
5. NOT pissed off.


Jesus Christ, I find myself agreeing with TT.

Yeah, none of the things she lists in the song are actually ironic. They're just idiot ideas that popped into her idiot mind and she wants to spout off about. I can't comment on the video since my time is too valuable to deliberately watch it, but I do hear her shit on the radio from time time time, and it's all garbage. She had one good song to start off her career, and she's been riding it ever since. Everything else she does is pure garbage.


So obviously you're wrong. If you're right, and the song isn't ironic, then the song is ironic. If you're wrong, and the lyrics are about ironic things, then it's a song about irony.

You're screwed either way on this one, Duk.

And anyway- Jagged Little Pill is a great album.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Aug 24, 2017 11:47 pm

Symmetry wrote:
And anyway- Jagged Little Pill is a great album.


Sorry, but it isn't.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby Symmetry on Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:00 am

Dukasaur wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
And anyway- Jagged Little Pill is a great album.


Sorry, but it isn't.


Ah, so you haven't just heard her "shit on the radio from time to time"? You know the album, and have an opinion on it.

What else aren't you willing to admit?
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:24 am

Symmetry wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
And anyway- Jagged Little Pill is a great album.


Sorry, but it isn't.


Ah, so you haven't just heard her "shit on the radio from time to time"? You know the album, and have an opinion on it.

What else aren't you willing to admit?


I'm not willing to admit that I'm a fugitive from custody.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby Symmetry on Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:41 am

Dukasaur wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
And anyway- Jagged Little Pill is a great album.


Sorry, but it isn't.


Ah, so you haven't just heard her "shit on the radio from time to time"? You know the album, and have an opinion on it.

What else aren't you willing to admit?


I'm not willing to admit that I'm a fugitive from custody.


Nicely done.
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby Thorthoth on Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:44 am

If we're done arguing about the merits and worth of a 90s has-been, can we get back to enjoying the finest selections of CC's ironic posts?
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Re: Ironic Posts

Postby Silly Knig-it on Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:37 am

Watch the movie "Dharma" and you will know that you are saying derogatory things about God.

Just letting you know, so be safe.
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