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DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:29 pm

Since the Search function is broken, I've kidnapped a bunch of orphans and they are sitting by, waiting to manually search through the forums. All I ask is a 10 dollar fee per search term to buy them food. Post your queries here.
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby riskllama on Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:29 pm

what are you feeding them?
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:29 pm

riskllama wrote:what are you feeding them?


cucumber sandwiches and prawn crumpets in caviar.

on sundays they get clams in aspic.
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby riskllama on Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:07 pm

mmm... :-k
i think your fledgling business would do a little better if you lowered your rates a bit and cut costs significantly, DY. llama says "f*ck the kids"...peanut butter sandwiches will fill them up cheaply. you can offer up some jam or perhaps a banana or two as a performance based incentive a few times a week, as well. hope this helps!
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby riskllama on Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:09 pm

could you maybe get them to run a search for that cross map thread? nietz and IP had me all map ranked in it, was kinda handy to look at once in a while...
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby 2dimes on Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:29 pm

riskllama wrote:...llama says "f*ck the kids"...


So you managed to get in that class sore was talking about?
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby riskllama on Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:23 am

you're just a horrible person, aren't you?
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby 2dimes on Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:57 am

Give yoshi 10 bucks and he can search to find out.
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:28 am

Here's a freebie, to show you the awesome power of slave labor:
https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=221583
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby riskllama on Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:49 pm

awesome. now, give that kid a peanut butter and banana sandwich...
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby 2dimes on Mon Jul 24, 2017 5:32 am

riskllama wrote:awesome. now, give that kid a peanut butter and banana sandwich...


That seems like a pretty crude euphemism.
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby riskllama on Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:40 pm

no context quotes, pls.
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby mrswdk on Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:33 am

You could probably earn way more from those kids by letting llama f*ck them as he suggested.
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:09 am

mrswdk wrote:You could probably earn way more from those kids by letting llama f*ck them as he suggested.

mrswdk, why don't you, Doshi & llamo can discuss your immoral/illegal PL 'business ventures' on your sleazy usergroup page instead of the general forum.
In other words, since none of you have a 'T' in your name, I suggest you auto-ban the 'non-tea'.
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby riskllama on Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:25 am

beat it, scrub.
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Re: DoomYoshi's Search-O-Matic

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:52 am

riskllama wrote:beat it, scrub.

No thanks, you ciggie-sucking pleasure-llama.
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