The rules are simple. Just post and match your minutes of post one and the minutes of post 2 to the charts and see your fate.
Minutes:
x0: You got pwned by...
x1: You pwned...
x2: You mutated into...
x3: You got captured by...
x4: You got devoured by...
x5: You got put into a game starring...
x6: You devoured...
x7: You captured...
x8: You made a game with...
x9: WILD
More minutes for post 2
00: WILD (Choose from fates below)
01: NESconqueror
02: Lackattack
03: Wicked
04: Fircoal
05: cena rules
06: lord voldemort
07: Soundout9
08: Mcsnipe
09: Kwanton
10: a waffle!
11: a NES
12: a beehive
13: the dog from duck hunt
14: a whale
15: a skunk
16: an iron tank
17: a beanbag
18: a dragon
19: a single molecule
20:WILD (Choose your fate)
21: a cow
22: a cow pie
23: Burgers!
24: SALT NINJAs!
25: Vikings
26: pirates
27: Thin air
28: A fish out of water
29: A brain eating mutant
If you get a seconds reading of 30-59, subtract 30 to get your results.
Good luck everyone!