How's it going, Troops? And good vibrations happening out there!? Iiiiitt's that time again!! Welcome back everyone I'm still with you as your host for
Conquer Club's First Annual Global Warming Celebrity Premium Fundraiser!!, please you'll have to allow DF his time to bereave. Again, we apologize for his unavoidable delay. Usually he's fairly phlegmatic when it comes to matters of love which I find admirable. For some reason however he becomes disturbingly pensive with these Hollyweird breakups and although I admit it's incredibly heart wrenching crud, I believe we carry an obligation to stay the course for the betterment of humanity.
Teamwork makes the dreamwork! Let's do this!!
Angelina, you should know that we here at CC are with you in this moment of confusion. Give me a call sometime so Herps can bring back those smiles miles away from frown town, I seriously hate it when you cry(mostly because it makes you look terrible but also because it sounds like a 100 dying baby goats). I'll punch Brad right in his dumb friggin' face if I have to.
You too Jay-Z, watch what the f*ck you're doing to your Queen because I've given Beyonce's new Lemonade album a spin and I wasn't one bit impressed with what I heard...Sounds to me like you now have 99 problems and a bitch is one.Well between all of our nation's political gridlock perpetuated by parties of bickering and mounting world tensions driven by obsessive rapacity, I'd say we've pretty much been inefficacious in any effort to bring harmony back to our planet. However, there is still time to humble ourselves, right our wrongs and come together to fight for what's good. Join us, rise above and let CC be your instrument of salvation!
Go to
http://www.conquerclub.com today and type, "Give Now!" on
bigWham's wall which remains the easiest way to help because each time you do this our beloved site owner will generously match half of our combined donations! Gotta just love that guy!! I truly admire his stolid disposition, it seems like no matter how many members downplay his efforts in the forums he just keeps out of it and remains this hallmark of reticence!!!
Today is a special day in that we will be rewarding
not one but two super ultra mega lucky premium recipients in order to make up for DF's unbridled throws of depression. We forgive you, Demon and wish for a swift and happy return. The office at the weather station has been quite somber without your uplifting spirit. Never the less, the show must go and so now for our next big give-away!
These players, for far too long now have been unrecognized in their undeniable efforts of servility. I can't stand here before you all and not break the noise any longer. You owe them your respects and many of you owe them your every breath if you were to ask me. They have continually helped this community with an undying passion, brings a small tear to my eye to think they haven't been recognized until now. Such is the story of their humble path. Well no more, because DF and I have a profound love for the poor and as long as we're around the sun will shine upon us all! Tonight's forecast, you say!?
DOUBLE GOLDEN SUNNY CONQUER CREDITS!!!ELEVENTY1!!!!This Weeks CC Poor Persons Premium Winners!
clangfield &
DirtyDishSoapLast Weekend, Demon and I went to Miami. We hit up all them mother fucking strip clubs and left a green carpet of tip money the entire way back to the Fontainebleau. We filled our jacuzzi with
Armand de Brignac Ace of Spades Silver Blanc de Blancs, French champagne and commenced to getting fucking obliterated with Verne Troyer. Probably one of the best times of my life. Needless to say, we have some sort of room damage repair bill to follow but it's all in the way you state your case. We didn't get to where we were by being complete imprudent slobs, long story short, there was a terrible cricket infestation in one of the indoor gardens. Well D holds a deep hatred for these things and managed to counterject our outrageous tab with threatenings of calling The Department of Public Health.
Because I damn sure wasn't going to pay for it and I know Mini Me can't afford shit these days.
