CC Global Warming Celeb' Fundraising Soiree!KH&DF Forum Fun!

[King_Herpes]

Welcome Ladies, Gentlemen, those whom prefer to be referred to by using gender-neutral pronouns such as one, ze, sie, hir, co, ey or singular "they", "their" and "them". Not to be so cryptic I guess it would be punctilious of me to drop props to all the zoosexuals and otherkins up in this piece. Sup' my bitchesss? It's a wonderful time to be alive is it not, troops!? I think ConfederateSS put it best when he typed...

-------Because,I don't know how a 3rd type of person. Could undress in front of, lets say a 12 year old girl. Then pull some kind of gender crap. To wiggle out of the girl's father beating the crap out of him/her. Because how will anyone know who is really who? A 3rd type of person or a predator? ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion).

Now is it just me or does that guy know how to string words together? So with that, I'd like to take this moment to thank all who have embraced their individual self absorptions in the fight against the ongoing confusion that is our civil rights. May we all grow invisible tails and modify our faces into koalas. I believe that together we will make the world sympathize.



It's a beautiful thing, troops! My name is of course King_Herpes and with me, my fellow meteorologist, demonfork. That's right, you know him! Put your keyboards together everyone, that's it, we are your Conquer Club Weather Men.


I can't tell you how proud we are to be here right now and I'd like to personally invite you all to participate in Conquer Club's First Annual Global Warming Celebrity Premium Fundraiser!!

Alright let's keep this bootch going, shall we? Now the Super Stars that will be speaking are clearly without any characteristics of cupidity and are here to show support for a great task that they all care deeply about as you can witness in their day to day acts of selflessness. They are here to help spread the message about the dangers of Global Warming and how it will eventually make all of our hair a f*ck of a lot frizzier which I for one am certainly not looking forward to. No shame on Solange Knowles or Georgia May Jagger if they happen to be here participating. You know I don't mind, I likes it furry sometimes I'll holler!

Before we get to all that craziness I'd like to talk about this weeks premium winner. Now this player understands complex real life scenarios and variable human rights interests. But what they can't seem to understand is how to earn enough extra monies to buy a simple $35 premium. Sad really, because we all know this Gary has got the goods. Currently looking like a playtime mannequin on special K btw. Not bad, eh, Magnus?

Really not anybody's fault when they're too poor to where they can't afford their own premium. Not a problem though because I have been to Disneyland 6-7 times and demonfork drives a Range Rover. We have your back CC! Tonight's forecast, you ask!? CONQUER CREDITS!!!1!!

This Weeks CC Poor Person Premium Winner! mrswdk

Last night courtside, front row demon and I met Chris Bosh. My diamonds matched the guy's girlfriend's phone or whatever so we Instagrammed when he broke for the men's room. Or should I say boy's room! Lol, omg his girl is so bad. Oh I swear it, when girls talk boys just count me in!! Anyway so before that after demon's 22 m bike ride we were off to Meat Loaf's, "Braver Than We Are" record release party!! Eh, No bigsies... Pssht nah yeah right it was fucking awesome!!! Suck it haters, we eating over here!!!!

[King_Herpes]

FLOCKA! FLOCKA! FLOCKA! SQUADDD!!

Man, yalls trippin'. Like I really lock f****n' babies in a cage. Alright tho let's talk about that cuz some of yall still be on that sh*t. Truth is, Herps brought over this Hindu Kush right? He knew I was watching my niece or whatever and he wasn't havin' all that. He said, "Don't be cop, Flock, let's just put her in the cage real quick, make her think she's a dog for a minute while we go out back and put this in the sky, shits cool I do it all the time".

Motherf*ckers persuasive with his words man, got me tripped up like so yeah there it is. It was him the whole time, man. Last time I smoke with him too, fool laced his sh*t with molly had me straight f@cked up boi I done missed the show that night.



FLEX! FLEX! FLEX! FLEX! MONOPOLYYYY!!

[mrswdk]

Homie please, I'm no charity case. I earn my Premium subscriptions/designer purses/dinner dates at the top of the Shard through all the hard work that goes into keeping my face cute as K pop star and my tush tight as saxi on a first date. This booty pays its own way in grace and favors!

[owenshooter]

BLATANT RACIST COMMENT

are you serious?-Bj

[mrswdk]

DANGER: YOUNG PEOPLE SPEAKING

are you serious?-Bj

Naw, are you serious?

Careful or you'll end up being put in the CC Old Farts group to live out the rest of your days listening to notyou2 rant about how short that girl's skirt was.

[owenshooter]

DANGER: YOUNG PEOPLE SPEAKING

are you serious?-Bj

Careful or you'll end up being put in the CC Old Farts group to live out the rest of your days listening to notyou2 rant about how short that girl's skirt was.

are you a black male? do you have any idea how fucking ignorant what you said prior and just now, is? i literally do not even want to get into it. this is specifically why the bigotry guidelines were invented. to keep people from hiding behind, "I USED AN A, NOT ER!!!" i just don't have time for racism in my life and that is racist. again, are you a black male? are you a black person? didn't think so, so you have no idea, not an inkling of the gravity of that word. i like you, but that is a blatant disrespect to me, and every other person of colour on this site. oddly enough, you had just been warned in global chat for a similar thing. obviously, you did not learn. i literally have no words for you. i'm just disappointed.-Jésus noir

p.s.-sorry to ruin your thread...

[mrswdk]

Jesus Christ, are people in the States really this twitchy? No wonder so many people get shot over there. Sorry if America is still stuck in a time warp where everything is viewed through the lens of 1950s segregation, but this is an international forum and most of us aren't American.

What's a person of color anyhoo - are white, yellow and brown no longer colors? How come I'm not allowed to use a word that I have only ever heard used to mean 'friend', but Chris Rock's allowed to stand up on stage at the Oscars and mock a group of ethnic Chinese kids about how they probably make iPhones in sweatshops for 10 cents an hour? Where were all the butthurts then?

I'll edit the post if that will help us return to discussing Herp's OP rather than hassling me about semantics.

[owenshooter]

Jesus Christ, are people in the States really this twitchy? No wonder so many people get shot over there. Sorry if America is still stuck in a time warp where everything is viewed through the lens of 1950s segregation, but this is an international forum and most of us aren't American.

What's a person of color anyhoo - are white, yellow and brown no longer colors? How come I'm not allowed to use a word that I have only ever heard used to mean 'friend', but Chris Rock's allowed to stand up on stage at the Oscars and mock a group of ethnic Chinese kids about how they probably make iPhones in sweatshops for 10 cents an hour? Where were all the butthurts then?

I'll edit the post if that will help us return to discussing Herp's OP rather than hassling me about semantics.

guess what, you violated the site BIGOTRY GUIDELINES. it is spelled out. you have no excuse.-Bj

[mrswdk]

Sorry bro but it's not anyone else's fault if a few Americans didn't know that it turned 2016 nine months ago. Explanation of the difference between the two terms:

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=192165&p=4207527&hilit=nigga#p4207527

I feel I've been perfectly reasonable, even removing the offending word from my original post, and yet you're still calling me a bigot. This forum already has one Symmetry, it really doesn't need another.

[mrswdk]

Back on topic:

friend please, I'm no charity case. I earn my Premium subscriptions/designer purses/dinner dates at the top of the Shard through all the hard work that goes into keeping my face cute as K pop star and my tush tight as saxi on a first date. This booty pays its own way in grace and favors!

[mookiemcgee]

The winners should each get a special prize of actual type 2 herpes from the king!

[BoganGod]

Jesus Christ, are people in the States really this twitchy? No wonder so many people get shot over there. Sorry if America is still stuck in a time warp where everything is viewed through the lens of 1950s segregation, but this is an international forum and most of us aren't American.

What's a person of color anyhoo - are white, yellow and brown no longer colors? How come I'm not allowed to use a word that I have only ever heard used to mean 'friend', but Chris Rock's allowed to stand up on stage at the Oscars and mock a group of ethnic Chinese kids about how they probably make iPhones in sweatshops for 10 cents an hour? Where were all the butthurts then?

I'll edit the post if that will help us return to discussing Herp's OP rather than hassling me about semantics.

They get shot by black people, so that is ok. Mmmmkay. Is only bad and touchy when white people are the shootaz. Ya dig? Gangsta is something so many are dying to be a part of.
Yellow people have no privilege, everyone asks you for help with their maths homework. You get called a banana(white on the inside) if you succeed in whities world. Mrs I'm glad no one has made the mistake of calling you a straight white male. Sorry to ConfezzzSSX for shattering his notions about the Mrs.

[King_Herpes]

Excuse me? The Native Americans have been letting everyone take cutsies for far too long. Get to the back of the line it's our turn for paid dues! What about Enbridge literally laying the pipe onto some of our nation's most sacred ancestral grounds, while jacking off all over the face of our beautiful mother earth, then pissing all in our vital water and air supply?? Oh oh, that's right you are all far too preoccupied with your personal vanity projects to listen to the Indian!! What's the matter now are you mad!??

That's right, I forgot! Everybody likes the "Indian" that talks peacefully about the earth, the water, harmony, pow wows and spirit animals!! Except nooobody likes the "Indian" who preaches against the invasion, terrorism, murder, genocide, plundering and rapes by the settlers!!! YOUR ANCESTORS BTW NOT MINE!!!!

Had to get that out you guys. Sorrz Lol! Hey everyone yeah it's me, Taylor Lautner. Sexy glampire I know, I know, we remember. Didn't mean to lose my top there I just get a little heated on this issue, let's all try to do the right thing here tonight and make a contribution that will change our futures. Go to http://www.conquerclub.com today and type 'give now' on bigWham's wall. Each time you do this you will be helping our planet in the fight against Global Warming.



Hey redcorn, what are you 1/32 native?

[Army of GOD]

this thread was doomed from the start


inb4 lock


KH has a small dick

[warmonger1981]

Mod Edit: (Razorvich)

[ConfederateSS]

--------Thank You Kindly for the shout out!
--------I already brought up...The SIOUX...In my thread...NO!USA!NO!...THE CURSE of CUSTER... ...LEAVE STANDING ROCK ALONE ...Or suffer the curse of THE SPIRITS and THE SPIRIT IN THE SKY ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

[Razorvich]

Locked till some issues are sorted.

[Dukasaur]

Matters have been made crystal-clear.
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=219889

Thread unlocked. Carry On Camping.

[mrswdk]

So much drama over nothing. One can't help but let out a little FART. [Mod edit by TeeGee]

[riskllama]

So much drama over nothing. One can't help but let out a little .

fuckin' ...



edited by TeeGee

[warmonger1981]

Fuckin .



edited by TeeGee

[owenshooter]

just wondering why one member is just allowed to continually break this rule, without repercussion. a thread was posted that there was now zero tolerance. i have no idea what was posted, but it was edited, and obviously for a reason. so where is the zero tolerance? that is 3 N words in one week after being after the first one in global chat. then it moved into the GD and is still going on. the example you are setting for this hard line zero tolerance is amazing, team CC... the black jesus is impressed... even more impressed that you decided to enforce a rule that has been on the books for over half a decade... sigh... the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

[TeeGee]

just wondering why one member is just allowed to continually break this rule, without repercussion. a thread was posted that there was now zero tolerance. i have no idea what was posted, but it was edited, and obviously for a reason. so where is the zero tolerance? that is 3 N words in one week after being after the first one in global chat. then it moved into the GD and is still going on. the example you are setting for this hard line zero tolerance is amazing, team CC... the black jesus is impressed... even more impressed that you decided to enforce a rule that has been on the books for over half a decade... sigh... the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

Your response here is justifiable and understandable also. The 3 edited posts were borderline comments and I have let the posters know that even comments that are remotely connected to racism/bigotry will no longer be tolerated and it is not an area that can be used for jokes.

[riskllama]

wow, my first mod edit!
thx, TEEGEE!!!
riskllama = badass motherfucker

[demonfork]

Why was "snigger" edited?

It has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with the so called "n" word.


"Can't help but to let out a little snigger" = "can't help to let out a little half suppressed laugh"

Was your mod edit supposed to be a joke"

Have you people lossed your got damn minds?