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This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby Serbia on Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:58 am

This thread should be used to talk about all things related to Conquer Club. As such, it should be stickied; we need more stickied threads in this forum.

Conquer Club is a website that I frequent. It has a declining forum population. Discuss.
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:17 am

I try to please the community. Thread stickied.
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby BoganGod on Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:59 am

Dukasaur wrote:I try to please the community. Thread stickied.

You can't please all the people, all of the time. Even on such a small shrinking site. Ask yourself dino tot, ask yourself "what would jesus do?" What would the BJ do? Even if it was hard to swallow?
Now quit being a knee jerk reaction panderer. Ye of little faith, and even less backbone.
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby Serbia on Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:12 am

The Black Jesus would have STICKIED THIS THREAD!
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby Serbia on Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:14 am

B.God, would you care to share any thoughts on your Conquer Clubbing experiences?
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:16 am

BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I try to please the community. Thread stickied.

You can't please all the people, all of the time. Even on such a small shrinking site. Ask yourself dino tot, ask yourself "what would jesus do?" What would the BJ do? Even if it was hard to swallow?
Now quit being a knee jerk reaction panderer. Ye of little faith, and even less backbone.

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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:30 am

Serbia wrote:B.God, would you care to share any thoughts on your Conquer Clubbing experiences?

Why don't you share your experience of window licking?
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby Serbia on Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:46 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Serbia wrote:B.God, would you care to share any thoughts on your Conquer Clubbing experiences?

Why don't you share your experience of window licking?

That would be an Off Topics conversation, numb nuts. This thread is related specifically to Conquer Club experiences.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:30 pm

Then share your CC experience, Dr Dumbass!
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby Serbia on Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:06 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Then share your CC experience, Dr Dumbass!


I met a window licker named DirtyDishSoap, and he turned out to be a decent fella. So I learned a lesson; never judge a window licker by the windows they lick.
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby iAmCaffeine on Sun Sep 04, 2016 11:38 pm

Since we have this thread can we have all those others back in here too?

Good thread Serbia. Bollocks.
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:38 am

New Recruit wrote:I heard about this site called Conquer Club. I think I googled "play RISK online" or something like that... I heard it has forums but I never found them. I started a game and then noboby took their turn so I fucked off and went back to Facebook RISK. Now I'm getting a divorce.
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby Serbia on Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:44 am

DoomYoshi wrote:
New Recruit wrote:I heard about this site called Conquer Club. I think I googled "play RISK online" or something like that... I heard it has forums but I never found them. I started a game and then noboby took their turn so I fucked off and went back to Facebook RISK. Now I'm getting a divorce.


That's a sad tale. But on the bright side, now she won't get on your case when you visit a strip club and take one home with you.
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby owenshooter on Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:38 pm

Serbia wrote:The Black Jesus would have STICKIED THIS THREAD!


double truth... ruth...




to get back on topic, i am finding it difficult to keep up with all of my games over the holiday weekend!!! wow, so many users on site and my turns just keep coming!!!-Jésus noir
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Postby MagnusGreeol on Mon Sep 05, 2016 6:19 pm

owenshooter wrote:
Serbia wrote:The Black Jesus would have STICKIED THIS THREAD!


double truth... ruth...




to get back on topic, i am finding it difficult to keep up with all of my games over the holiday weekend!!! wow, so many users on site and my turns just keep coming!!!-Jésus noir


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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby elbitjusticiero on Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:47 pm

I discovered Conquer Club when a female friend who had a crush on me invited me to play. She invited a friend of hers too, and we played a few games on the Classic map. But this friend forgot she was playing and stopped the game (we were all free users of course). So my friend opened a new game in Europe 1814 (or whatever that year is). I fell in love with the map so hard (and with the very idea of different maps on Risk, something I had never considered before) that I bought a subscription.
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby mrswdk on Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:15 am

I discovered Conquer Club while research a paper on IPR violation, and decided it looked like fun and so made an account.
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby Metsfanmax on Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:11 pm

mrswdk wrote:I discovered Conquer Club while research a paper on IPR violation, and decided it looked like fun and so made an account.


I'm surprised they allow people to visit Conquer Club in China.
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby BoganGod on Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:58 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:
mrswdk wrote:I discovered Conquer Club while research a paper on IPR violation, and decided it looked like fun and so made an account.


I'm surprised they allow people to visit Conquer Club in China.

That is what surprised you? Not chinese understanding or looking at IPR.......
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby general cod on Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:02 am

Conquer club these days has no life - most of the tourneys are boring and predictable - years ago cc had something special sadly no more, maybe due to Big Whams greedy plans or just played out its time. It's a pity really for new players. Also there's more pricks than ever here such as [Razorvich - with a Mod Edit] anything u say is complete bs - fact.
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Postby iAmCaffeine on Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:47 am

I'm pretty sure he was one of the few, like me, who supported you when you got screwed out of your prize for something or other?
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby Serbia on Sun Sep 11, 2016 8:49 am

general cod, your outrageous behavior in this thread certainly has no place here! I shan't sully this thread with my negative thoughts on current ownership and the like, for this is a positive thread, meant for singing the praises of our beloved Conquer Club. Do you have any stories you'd like to share of conquests, friends made, or good times had? This is what we're looking for, not unimaginative flames.
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Postby owenshooter on Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:10 pm

general cod wrote:Conquer club these days has no life - most of the tourneys are boring and predictable - years ago cc had something special sadly no more, maybe due to Big Whams greedy plans or just played out its time. It's a pity really for new players. Also there's more pricks than ever here such as 'owe shooter' the guys a fucking idiot at best and a brainless cunt of a moron at worst :) . Black Jesus ?? Man f*ck off you are a real prick and anything u say is complete bs - fact.


dear mr. cod. thank you for your interest in joining the Black Jesus Fan Club. your application is currently being processed and you will be notified of the results as soon as possible. your payment for club polo, suede jacket, decoder ring and custom ALL BLACK chuck taylors will only be process if and when you are accepted. the black jesus loves you and thanks you for the donation to his cause... the black jesus has spoken...-Jésus noir

p.s.-i believe i was one of your most ardent supporters when you were screwed out of that tournament prize. you are welcome.
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby elbitjusticiero on Mon Sep 12, 2016 9:36 pm

Go away again, please.
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Re: This Thread Is About CC; Please Sticky

Postby BoganGod on Tue Sep 13, 2016 10:41 pm

elbitjusticiero wrote:Go away again, please.

How do you have time with all your windmill tilting to come in here and try and slay some sacred cows.

Bad troll, very bad troll. Leave the sainted Owen of the halo alone.
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