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Mod Dice Auction

Postby IcePack on Wed Aug 24, 2016 12:28 pm

Greetings Mortals,
I manage to lose more games than I win even with my super special and extra shiney mod dice. Therefore, I have decided to auction them to the highest bidder to someone who's talents will actually enable them to reap the benefits of these beauties.

This is an open bid, so post your offers below. I'll consider all offers, from Conquer Stars I'll never be able to achieve (red and greens), to elaborate items, exotic poetry, short stories - you name it I'll consider it. Go ahead and wow me, you know you want these bad boys. You'll be the ONLY non mod to have these dice.

Deez dice aren't just Mod Dice, but Team Leader Mod Dice!

Once the offer has been accepted, I'll contact the admin to complete the transfer and I'll go back to the extra shitty normal dice and you will enjoy rampaging the world one roll at a time! Don't delay these won't last long!

What you can expect with this offer:
A message confirming that you now have mod dice
A lot of jealous from your opponents
Excited teammates
A lot of flak in forums for being a part of the fixed dice scam

This offer is real, 100% serious, and going to the highest bidder!
IcePack

of course I must insert this "disclaimer" that mod dice "aren't real" to keep the public really unsure whether they exist or not. "Wink"
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby Metsfanmax on Wed Aug 24, 2016 12:42 pm

This auction is a scam. Team Leader Mod Dice are no better than normal Mod Dice.
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby IcePack on Wed Aug 24, 2016 12:52 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:This auction is a scam. Team Leader Mod Dice are no better than normal Mod Dice.


There have been recent upgrades for the team leaders as additional perks. Extra shiney and such
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Aug 24, 2016 12:53 pm

I start the bidding at 1 drab star.
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed Aug 24, 2016 5:04 pm

I improve that bid by allowing you to give me all your drab stars and the dice.
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby IcePack on Wed Aug 24, 2016 5:11 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I start the bidding at 1 drab star.


Current bid leader, I can't imagine what TWO sets of Team Leader mod dice would do! Conqueror?
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby BrutalBob on Wed Aug 24, 2016 5:21 pm

IcePack wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I start the bidding at 1 drab star.


Current bid leader, I can't imagine what TWO sets of Team Leader mod dice would do! Conqueror?


It would be something like have the "Opponent of BrutalBob dice". They are truly awesome.

But really you premium guys are just being greedy. You should let one of the fremiums currently engaged in a class action against The Internet and Mathematics have a go at them for a while. Its only fair
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby IcePack on Wed Aug 24, 2016 5:23 pm

BrutalBob wrote:
IcePack wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I start the bidding at 1 drab star.


Current bid leader, I can't imagine what TWO sets of Team Leader mod dice would do! Conqueror?


It would be something like have the "Opponent of BrutalBob dice". They are truly awesome.

But really you premium guys are just being greedy. You should let one of the fremiums currently engaged in a class action against The Internet and Mathematics have a go at them for a while. Its only fair


This auction is open to all! If he wants to bid as a freemium he can get the premium Team Leader Mod Dice! Instantly relieving his concerns
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby Mad777 on Wed Aug 24, 2016 5:30 pm

I want to see how Clan Mod dices can work coupled with Tournament Mod dices, I'm going up to 5 Drab stars!!!

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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby IcePack on Wed Aug 24, 2016 7:28 pm

Mad777 wrote:I want to see how Clan Mod dices can work coupled with Tournament Mod dices, I'm going up to 5 Drab stars!!!

:mrgreen:


Nice! New leader :) Clearly the mod team knows just how valuable these are, and are just trying to "get a good deal" since the rest of the lot doesn't know what they are missing out on :O
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby Mad777 on Wed Aug 24, 2016 8:51 pm

....just want to be conqueror for one minute and get the medal then I will sell those back and make some profit with some value added :lol:
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby Jdsizzleslice on Wed Aug 24, 2016 9:48 pm

I'll take 500
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Aug 25, 2016 3:17 am

Jdsizzleslice wrote:I'll take 500

I don't think you quite get the concept of "auction".
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby TeeGee on Thu Aug 25, 2016 6:43 am

5 drab stars, a pair of used shoelaces and the strange but intriguing object I found pulsating at the back of my fridge
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby Razorvich on Thu Aug 25, 2016 6:54 am

Can we just swap?
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Aug 25, 2016 5:57 pm

TeeGee wrote:5 drab stars, a pair of used shoelaces and the strange but intriguing object I found pulsating at the back of my fridge


I'll raise you to 7 drab stars and pencil sketch of myself.
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby IcePack on Thu Aug 25, 2016 6:21 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
TeeGee wrote:5 drab stars, a pair of used shoelaces and the strange but intriguing object I found pulsating at the back of my fridge


I'll raise you to 7 drab stars and pencil sketch of myself.


We're getting pretty close to a silver star here folks, + a pencil sketch!!!!!
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby TeeGee on Thu Aug 25, 2016 6:35 pm

Be careful of that sketch.. the last one duka sent me was a nude
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby IcePack on Thu Aug 25, 2016 6:47 pm

TeeGee wrote:Be careful of that sketch.. the last one duka sent me was a nude


So...you've received multiple sketches of Duka? 8-[
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby notyou2 on Sun Aug 28, 2016 5:11 pm

I bid the following:
- zippers
- gasoline
- variable pitch propellors
- Moosehead
- snowballs
- Celine Dion
- etc.
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby IcePack on Sun Aug 28, 2016 5:37 pm

notyou2 wrote:I bid the following:
- zippers
- gasoline
- variable pitch propellors
- Moosehead
- snowballs
- Celine Dion
- etc.


Sorry eh, but with the exchange rate these days and all the poutine Dion is likely to eat - I'm going to have to reject all canadian offers.
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby notyou2 on Sun Aug 28, 2016 5:49 pm

IcePack wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I bid the following:
- zippers
- gasoline
- variable pitch propellors
- Moosehead
- snowballs
- Celine Dion
- etc.


Sorry eh, but with the exchange rate these days and all the poutine Dion is likely to eat - I'm going to have to reject all canadian offers.


I call discrimination.
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Re: Mod Dice Auction

Postby TeeGee on Mon Aug 29, 2016 6:31 am

IcePack wrote:
TeeGee wrote:Be careful of that sketch.. the last one duka sent me was a nude


So...you've received multiple sketches of Duka? 8-[


And required eye surgery to restore my vision each time
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