2015-10-26 02:24:13 - notsosmart: GLA
2015-10-26 03:04:21 - King Reyn: good luck y'all
2015-10-26 18:31:40 - Gifton: Cheers folks, gl and hf
2015-11-08 18:51:49 - jtrydz: Am I your greatest enemy here blue? Do you and I trading armies in Central America do much besides enable Teal and Team 3?
2015-11-09 08:35:09 - notsosmart: honestly I had not given it much thought, just too my turn
2015-11-09 08:35:23 - notsosmart: but if you wish to chill for a while, I can be amenable
2015-11-09 14:26:37 - jtrydz: Chill is probably good - I mean, look at the board... us taking each other's armies only serve to help Team 3
2015-11-09 14:59:03 - Gifton: same is true for us. I think if any two teams get into war here it will only help the third team as bystanders. could be a long game???
2015-11-09 14:59:31 - Gifton: sorry for not finishing my turn out there. got called away and then ran out of time. c'est la vie
2015-11-09 23:41:55 - notsosmart: If we all just start blowing each other, nobody wins
2015-11-09 23:42:12 - notsosmart: I mean, sort of, but not really.
2015-11-11 07:39:55 - cpm: depends on the giver's ability. with you, notso, it's the worst 2 mins of your life
2015-11-19 10:54:13 - notsosmart: Pink stop being an asshole and helping the other team2015-11-26 00:16:35 - notsosmart: Thank you, red. Next time you break a truce without warning
2015-11-26 00:17:08 - notsosmart: I hope to be there.
2015-11-26 08:24:06 - jtrydz: What truce? About 15 rounds ago Team 3 was the strongest team on the board and I questioned why you would attack the weaker team - I don't do formal "I'm not going to attack you for this many rounds" garbage - this is war.
2015-11-26 08:24:33 - jtrydz: I do think the #2 team hitting the #3 team, or vice versa, is stupid and I will call anyone out on that, but no, I'm not going to just sit back and watch your team win - that's dumb
2015-11-27 07:43:57 - cpm: slow your roll, Dick Cheney. this is online risk, not war. and even in war, people make truces. i'll spare you the history lesson b/c i doubt it would make much of a difference with you
2015-11-27 07:45:40 - cpm: now team 1, i was actually hoping that you guys would see team 3 getting squeezed, and you would take advantage of that and try to pick up some of their territories in the process. but you chose a different route.
2015-11-27 14:44:34 - Gifton: Red, any chance we can use Alaska as a card spot for a while? I didn't want to break you again as if our teams pull each other down too far, team 2 are too well positioned to push home the advantage
2015-11-27 14:45:14 - Gifton: Unfortunately somehow my team ended up with the old "risk" saying.....never fight a land war in Asia. LOL
2015-11-27 21:37:33 - jtrydz: For a while? Look at the board man, this game is over in 2 - 3 rounds... I still can't figure out why your partner is letting blue keep half of australia and all those bonus armies
2015-11-27 21:38:01 - jtrydz: So, sure, take Alaska and whatever you want while team two crushes my team because they're coming for you next
2015-11-28 18:13:45 - Gifton: Yeah, problem is I have zero reach on team 2 and they know it. I'm trying to send Reynolds troops in the battle against team 2....
2015-11-28 19:17:46 - jtrydz: Then why don't you take have your partner give you his Iran armies so you do have reach? My team can't beat back Team 2 on our own, you're going to have to get in the game
2015-11-28 20:44:49 - Gifton: I had reach when I had Moscow...
2015-11-28 20:45:09 - Gifton: And Australia
2015-11-29 02:10:41 - notsosmart: f*ck you both2015-12-01 08:19:36 - notsosmart: So I own South America in this particular game
2015-12-01 08:20:23 - notsosmart: One of my ex-girlfriends is currently in Uruguay, probably getting nailed to a bed post2015-12-01 08:20:35 - notsosmart: I hate South America so much right now
2015-12-02 03:06:09 - King Reyn: you're funny, blue, thanks for the chuckle
2015-12-03 12:36:19 - jtrydz: Sorry about the delay guys, I just got back from South America... I was banging this wild chick in the La Plata region, it was great.
2015-12-03 14:47:51 - notsosmart: Heh
2015-12-04 08:05:44 - cpm: oh cool. notso also likes to bang south american fowl. maybe you two can hang out
2015-12-05 21:49:14 - King Reyn: nicely done red, nicely done
2015-12-07 13:56:02 - notsosmart: Pink, you can have your continent back, but you need to look up unbalanced play in the rulebook
2015-12-07 13:56:22 - notsosmart: If your two teams have a secret agreement, let's hear it
2015-12-07 15:07:14 - cpm: King Reyn, how have you finished 1000 games, won 33% of them, and are only a cook. That seems impossible. What's the real story?
2015-12-07 15:59:59 - King Reyn: too many missed turns, biting off more than I can chew....
2015-12-07 16:01:52 - King Reyn: life happens, and entertainment becomes secondary
2015-12-07 16:04:18 - King Reyn: It takes two to tango, blue; the game does have conquer in its name...
2015-12-07 19:08:06 - cpm: unbalanced play is also likely a culprit.
2015-12-08 13:34:04 - notsosmart: You dumb dumb you ain't conquering shit if you keep attacking us while team 1 builds
2015-12-08 13:34:15 - notsosmart: hence = cook, and soon to be foed
2015-12-08 13:36:50 - notsosmart: I understand that you have a truce with team (against the rules, but you're a twat, so it's expected)
2015-12-08 13:37:00 - notsosmart: But if you keep going like this, we all lose2015-12-09 13:41:23 - jtrydz: To be clear, my team has had no communication with team 3 outside of the game chat, so you take your conspiracy theories and go find a chat room to discuss how to fake a moon landing.
2015-12-09 13:42:16 - jtrydz: I would also like to point out that we already established I don't like formal truces - there are times when two teams need to focus on a third, but I don't do alliances/truces
2015-12-09 13:43:18 - jtrydz: And I think the reason you are saying this is a clever ploy so pink will attack my team in an attempt to prove that this is not the case - but I think pink is too smart for your ruse and you underestimate him.
2015-12-09 13:47:06 - jtrydz: Besides, his partner just broke mine, so I hit teal back - if pink isn't sparring with team 2, then it's just letting team 2 grow stronger.
2015-12-09 17:18:27 - notsosmart: I really really think you're giving pink way too much credit by calling him smart
2015-12-09 17:18:39 - notsosmart: but sure, I believe you, there is no truce
2015-12-09 17:19:10 - notsosmart: just an insane player continuosly hitting one team over and over and over until he runs out of troops
2015-12-09 17:19:36 - notsosmart: it happens, and that's what the foe function is for
2015-12-09 17:19:41 - notsosmart: peace
2015-12-09 17:20:19 - notsosmart: P.S. I myself am nowhere near clever enough to try to influence another team with reverse psychology - my partner does that
2015-12-13 09:32:46 - King Reyn: not so smart to be dismissive and unfriendly, blue, seasons greetings!
2015-12-15 05:47:07 - notsosmart: go f*ck yourself, cook2016-01-02 09:00:31 - King Reyn: loaded you on Komi
2016-01-07 10:05:39 - notsosmart: Oh f*ck you red, f*ck you so hard your eyes will bleed2016-01-07 14:32:41 - jtrydz: Is it because I left a bunch of guys? Was that a bridge too far? The repeated breaking was one thing, but the leaving of guys just really crossed the line?
2016-01-08 11:58:13 - jtrydz: Ok, well, here goes...
2016-01-08 12:05:44 - notsosmart: Great, just fucking great