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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Tue Aug 05, 2014 6:21 pm

codierose wrote:
EBConquer wrote:Honey Bee

(last one)

Honey bee who


Honey, be a dear and move this thread out of GD.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:03 am

EBConquer wrote:
codierose wrote:
EBConquer wrote:Honey Bee

(last one)

Honey bee who


Honey, be a dear and move this thread out of GD.

Yes. Logic requires this.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:06 am

Thanks, buddy!
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:25 pm

Knock bloody knock.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:44 pm

bloody knock who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby universalchiro on Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:37 am

Knock knock
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:04 am

universalchiro wrote:Knock knock


Who's there?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby universalchiro on Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:12 am

EBConquer wrote:
universalchiro wrote:Knock knock


Who's there?

Argue
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby EBConquer on Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:44 am

universalchiro wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
universalchiro wrote:Knock knock


Who's there?

Argue


Argue who?
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby universalchiro on Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:50 am

EBConquer wrote:
universalchiro wrote:
EBConquer wrote:
universalchiro wrote:Knock knock


Who's there?

Argue


Argue who?

Argue going to take your turn or wait the full 23:59:59!


Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Aug 08, 2014 6:30 pm

EBConquer wrote:bloody knock who?


Please define "who".
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby oVo on Fri Aug 08, 2014 11:11 pm

Knock Knock

Who's there?

World Trade Center

show: World Trade Center Who
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby mrswdk on Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:42 pm

Latvian man hear knock on door.
"Who is it?"
"Is potato man, I come give you free potatoes!"
Latvian man is happy. Goes open door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:20 am

Such an ethno-nationalist.
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby mrswdk on Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:08 am

Knock knock
Who's there?
A black man
Sorry, ethnicity is just a construct
Okay good point we are all human
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:14 pm

Knock knock
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby IcePack on Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:59 pm

Whose der
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:17 pm

"Al"
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby IcePack on Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:43 pm

“Al” who
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby mrswdk on Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:09 pm

Al Qaeda
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:29 pm

IcePack wrote:“Al” who

Al Your Base Are Belong to Us!
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby jusplay4fun on Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:51 am

There are some good ones here...LoL...enjoy..!

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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:23 pm

Knock knock
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby IcePack on Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:05 pm

Hi duka...(I have a peep hole and dont need to ask who is there) :P
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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:08 pm

KLOBBER
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