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wcaclimbing wrote:welcome to conquerclub!
... and there is no way to cheat the dice. some rolls are good, some are bad, but they are totally random (look in the dice analyzer thread in general discussion if you dont think they are random)
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Nintendo Wii wrote:When I played one time with a group I keep on attacking one person they had two and I had six and it ended with him as two and me as one? It bothers me alot I wonder if there is a cheating device or something that makes them win always,what do you guys think.
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alstergren wrote:Nintendo Wii wrote:When I played one time with a group I keep on attacking one person they had two and I had six and it ended with him as two and me as one? It bothers me alot I wonder if there is a cheating device or something that makes them win always,what do you guys think.
Hmmm... maybe it's time to get this of my chest. It has been bothering me for some time since I deeply regret it. Despite popular belief, it is actually possible to bend the dice to your favor. That’s how I made it to general in the first place. I quit doing it after that, and consequently loose more games. Back then, I could walk through an entire game without loosing a single army. What you need to do is to sacrifice goats. A shitload of goats in honor of the dice. The dice are a bunch of mean deities, so spilled blood definitely pleases them. It’s not really cheating (there is only rule 1 and 2), but perhaps a tad bit unethical, so I don’t recommend it. Besides, your apartment floor will be a mess, and your neighbors may start to complain after a while about damp spots in their ceilings and trash bins filled with discarded goats…
alstergren wrote:Nintendo Wii wrote:When I played one time with a group I keep on attacking one person they had two and I had six and it ended with him as two and me as one? It bothers me alot I wonder if there is a cheating device or something that makes them win always,what do you guys think.
Hmmm... maybe it's time to get this of my chest. It has been bothering me for some time since I deeply regret it. Despite popular belief, it is actually possible to bend the dice to your favor. That’s how I made it to general in the first place. I quit doing it after that, and consequently loose more games. Back then, I could walk through an entire game without loosing a single army. What you need to do is to sacrifice goats. A shitload of goats in honor of the dice. The dice are a bunch of mean deities, so spilled blood definitely pleases them. It’s not really cheating (there is only rule 1 and 2), but perhaps a tad bit unethical, so I don’t recommend it. Besides, your apartment floor will be a mess, and your neighbors may start to complain after a while about damp spots in their ceilings and trash bins filled with discarded goats…
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