Turning myself in

by **Roger Dodger** on Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:47 pm

Okay, I promise to tell the truth the whole truth and mothing but the truth so help me G*D.

In a manic moment, I thought that I was running out of time to become a full member of XI.
I became obsessed with killing my friend and sponsor Patrocolus.
I even went as far as to attempt to make alliances and pm'd Patrocolus into lying down and letting me kill him.
During this time, I realized my actions were dishonorable and started pm'ing persons that I requested help from to disregard my requests and that I was not thinking when i pm'd them the first time.

I am truly sorry about my actions. I know that this is an unspeakable act and it is against the rules and regulations of both CC and XI.

It is not in my nature to make alliances with others or to ask for mercy.
This is the reason I have decided to turn myself in and, look upon the honorable ones for forgiveness and I amrespectfully requesting from the honorable ones to be given a second chance.
I am also going to post this same topic verbatum to XI

Again, my sincerest apologies to all those who play this game with honor.

RD

by **Joe McCarthy** on Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:58 pm

Allright brother. Go, and sin no more.

by **Scarus** on Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:34 pm

Well, this does sound pretty whacky to me....lol

I guess this is a serious matter though. xiGAMES does have a disciplinary procedure, and I guess we could fire that up. Only problem is that we neglected to appoint any thought police at xiGAMES, and the written disciplinary procedure is very clear that the process must be initiated by a complaint. So far, we haven't got one of those regarding Roger. Although, I will say, there has been quite a bit of gossip.......lol

by **wacicha** on Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:05 pm

Well I take it roger that PATROCLUS did not roll over. and I can understand the anxaty (misspelled) of not being able to get that monkey!! Remember there are other options available to you than his annilation. that said tale him out anyway....

by **Patroclus** on Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:58 am

Roger: No problem......

You DID get me in a recent game, though, so your obligation for that is over.

It was kinda funny seeing you constantly attack me, following my armies all around, taking pieces of them! LOL! :mrgreen:

You may continue to do so!

Congrats on getting the Monkey off your back!

by **Roger Dodger** on Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:31 am

Monkey Recipe

Monkey bushmeat is commonly consumed in tropical Africa. Monkey meat is prepared fresh in rural areas. It is also smoked to preserve it and allow it to be sent to market in the cities. A common sight along rural roads is smoked whole monkeys for sale, tales tied to heads to make carrying handles. Fresh monkey meat is often cooked in a Tomato Sauce made from tomatoes, chile peppers, and onions. Smoked monkey meat can be prepared in a Tomato-Peanut sauce: Soak the smoked meat in water, then rinse and drain it. Fry tomatoes, onions, chile pepper, in hot palm oil. Add tomato paste and the monkey meat. Simmer until all is tender. Season with salt and pepper.

I love ya man.

RD

by **Joe McCarthy** on Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:17 am

Its my thinking that monkey meat would taste very similar to human meat. I think one should give it a try before eating a human being, then you'd have a pretty good idea of whether you'd enjoy cannabilism.

by **Roger Dodger** on Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:05 pm

just like chicken :lol:

by **HighBorn** on Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:12 pm

iv actually had the unplessure to see someone sample frozen monkey brains....not a pretty sight

by **KoolBak** on Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:14 pm

RogDog...nice post...as I told you before, no worries...

But you must be penalized...I suggest a two pronged (I like saying Prong!) approach:

1. You will be banned from the next "Conquer Club Girls Gone Wild" episode

2. You will hereinafter be assigned the rank of "Asshat"

CLEAR!