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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby maasman on Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:59 pm

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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby spurgistan on Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:51 am

I lost my internets. I found it.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:01 pm

Game 10549394

I win. Gimme points plox!


Woodruff might have had a reading comprehension failure when he misdeployed.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Woodruff on Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:14 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Game 10549394

I win. Gimme points plox!

Woodruff might have had a reading comprehension failure when he misdeployed.


Indeed! (I only wish I could have blamed the loss on that. <sigh>)
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Neoteny on Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:24 pm

I lied about posting the big games, in case no one noticed. Maybe I'll do them soon.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Neoteny on Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:42 pm

Big game schedule posted. Good luck getting that shit going. I suggest a premie starting one up and inviting everyone, but keep in mind that the freemies will be limited.

Possibly a scoreboard later today. Probably not.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Woodruff on Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:45 pm

Alright...the idea that we can create games without passwords is NOT going to work. I've twice tried to create a game between john9blue and I, and within less than 30 seconds each game was filled by someone else.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Neoteny on Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:00 pm

That's absurd, and I can't think of a way to remedy that. I am, once again, open to suggestions.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby john9blue on Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:08 pm

three suggestions:

- wait for your opponent to be online and then start a game simultaneously (what i'm doing now)
- i am running a tourney now and can make private games with that tournament label (although i'm pretty sure that's against the rules)
- a third player could start a 3 player game and invite us two, then deadbeat (although they would lose points)
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Lootifer on Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:25 pm

Good lord theres a lot of neuts in 1v1 classic. Also inb4 my scalp joins everyone elses on BvPs wall...
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Lootifer on Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:32 pm

Invites sent to Woody and Haggis, can freemies play private games?
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Neoteny on Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:47 pm

I believe that's an affirmative. They just can't do them on their own.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Baron Von PWN on Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:51 pm

Stomped on whitesanz
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Woodruff on Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:05 pm

john9blue wrote:- i am running a tourney now and can make private games with that tournament label (although i'm pretty sure that's against the rules)


Yeah, don't do that...no need to get you in trouble.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Woodruff on Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:05 pm

Lootifer wrote:Invites sent to Woody and Haggis, can freemies play private games?


We can play in them, but we can't create them.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Baron Von PWN on Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:18 pm

Invites sent for one of my big games
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Lootifer on Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:36 pm

AND LOOTIFER TRIPS UP BVP AND HE STUMBLES IN HIS RAMPAGE!!!!!!! WIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEERRRRRR!
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby john9blue on Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:07 pm

BVP's empire is crumbling around him...
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby spurgistan on Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:09 pm

Mr_Adams wrote:You, sir, are an idiot.


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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:59 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:Stomped on whitesanz


I demand a recount. I let him win that game because I thought he was a buffoon for making games that didn't count, but then did.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Neoteny on Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:31 pm

Lol if I'm too lazy to rectify BvP's eagerness to f*ck us all over (I think he's going to beat me too), I'm certainly too lazy for a recount.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:52 pm

Lootifer wrote:AND LOOTIFER TRIPS UP BVP AND HE STUMBLES IN HIS RAMPAGE!!!!!!! WIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEERRRRRR!


pfft, I was beating BVP before it went mainstream.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:25 am

I'm about to send invites to the rest of my games... fools.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:38 pm

Game 10574001

TGD WINS! In his defense, nietzsche got shit dice.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:57 pm

By the way - I'd like to give respect (or internets, whichever is more valuable) to the high ranked players for joining this. They took on a lot of risk I think (at least to their point totals).
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