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Re: Breach me like a lytic phage (OT League)

Postby Neoteny on Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:05 am

Woodruff wrote:Phatscotty and Night Strike FEEEER US!

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This may be true, but they can probably run a tourney better than I can.

For now, just join first round games. Post any other games you've done, and I'll see what I can do about them. I'll fix my mistakes in the other rounds later.
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Re: Breach me like a lytic phage (OT League)

Postby Baron Von PWN on Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:19 am

Neoteny wrote:
Woodruff wrote:Phatscotty and Night Strike FEEEER US!

(Who else notable is missing?)


This may be true, but they can probably run a tourney better than I can.

For now, just join first round games. Post any other games you've done, and I'll see what I can do about them. I'll fix my mistakes in the other rounds later.



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Re: Breach me like a lytic phage (OT League)

Postby john9blue on Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:23 am

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Re: Breach me like a lytic phage (OT League)

Postby Neoteny on Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:03 am

thegreekdog wrote:I'm getting breached in the ass right now. I blame the dice and drops.


It was a tough drop, and the dice were unfriendly.

So, unofficial results for round one indicate a thorough breaching of tgd, a dicepocalypse of john by BvP, and a round five game that may not count.

Remember, don't join any Baron von PWN games. He's in time out.
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Re: Breach me like a lytic phage (OT League)

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:35 am

Neoteny wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I'm getting breached in the ass right now. I blame the dice and drops.


It was a tough drop, and the dice were unfriendly.

So, unofficial results for round one indicate a thorough breaching of tgd, a dicepocalypse of john by BvP, and a round five game that may not count.

Remember, don't join any Baron von PWN games. He's in time out.


BvP thoroughly breached me as well. I've been breached twice in just 24 hours.
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Re: Breach me like a lytic phage (OT League)

Postby Woodruff on Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:38 am

Neoteny wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I'm getting breached in the ass right now. I blame the dice and drops.


It was a tough drop, and the dice were unfriendly.

So, unofficial results for round one indicate a thorough breaching of tgd, a dicepocalypse of john by BvP, and a round five game that may not count.

Remember, don't join any Baron von PWN games. He's in time out.


The Good Baron just pounded me in a diecopolypse, as well. I believe he just turned my tremendously good drop into an abject failure on my part (I would point out, of course, that I am innocent in that failure, as my superior strategy of course would have won the game were it not for the uh...the Commie dice!).
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Re: Breach me like a lytic phage (OT League)

Postby Woodruff on Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:49 am

Woodruff wrote:Phatscotty and Night Strike FEEEER US!

(Who else notable is missing?)


Also PLAYER and ViperOverLord are shaking in their boots!
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Re: Breach me like a lytic phage (OT League)

Postby Baron Von PWN on Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:34 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I'm getting breached in the ass right now. I blame the dice and drops.


It was a tough drop, and the dice were unfriendly.

So, unofficial results for round one indicate a thorough breaching of tgd, a dicepocalypse of john by BvP, and a round five game that may not count.

Remember, don't join any Baron von PWN games. He's in time out.


BvP thoroughly breached me as well. I've been breached twice in just 24 hours.


I can confirm this.
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Re: Breach me like a lytic phage (OT League)

Postby Baron Von PWN on Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:37 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I'm getting breached in the ass right now. I blame the dice and drops.


It was a tough drop, and the dice were unfriendly.

So, unofficial results for round one indicate a thorough breaching of tgd, a dicepocalypse of john by BvP, and a round five game that may not count.

Remember, don't join any Baron von PWN games. He's in time out.


The Good Baron just pounded me in a diecopolypse, as well. I believe he just turned my tremendously good drop into an abject failure on my part (I would point out, of course, that I am innocent in that failure, as my superior strategy of course would have won the game were it not for the uh...the Commie dice!).


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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:09 pm

Game 10547747

nietzche vs. TA1LGUNN3R

I win!

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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:13 pm

Awww, did I miss this? :(

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Re: Breach me like a lytic phage (OT League)

Postby Woodruff on Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:39 pm

Baron Von PWN wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I'm getting breached in the ass right now. I blame the dice and drops.


It was a tough drop, and the dice were unfriendly.

So, unofficial results for round one indicate a thorough breaching of tgd, a dicepocalypse of john by BvP, and a round five game that may not count.

Remember, don't join any Baron von PWN games. He's in time out.


The Good Baron just pounded me in a diecopolypse, as well. I believe he just turned my tremendously good drop into an abject failure on my part (I would point out, of course, that I am innocent in that failure, as my superior strategy of course would have won the game were it not for the uh...the Commie dice!).


I'm pretty sure you've got me


It does look that way now...your follow-up dice were...less than helpful to you. Egad.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Woodruff on Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:40 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:Awww, did I miss this? :(


Yes, you were hiding over there in the corner, fearful of the awesome amount of strategical nonsense is present in this here league.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby whitestazn88 on Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:36 pm

Beat the shit out of Maasman
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby maasman on Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:43 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:Beat the shit out of Maasman


quite frustrating really, considering the amount I've played on classic.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby whitestazn88 on Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:39 am

I've played classic art a bunch of times, not world cities, but I think they're pretty similar.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby maasman on Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:43 am

whitestazn88 wrote:I've played classic art a bunch of times, not world cities, but I think they're pretty similar.


They're exactly the same actually.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:44 pm

Game 10555110

Game 2, Sheepgut_McHappymeal beat me. Not cool.

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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Neoteny on Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:53 am

Bah, screw it, do the round robin games at your leisure. I'll post the big format games and some sort of scoreboard later today.

Yes, everyone missed the "tournament" "proper," but feel free to post any games you want to.
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Woodruff on Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:08 pm

Are we supposed to report in to this thread when BigBallinStalin finishes kicking my ass a game completes, or is that unnecessary?
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Feb 05, 2012 7:21 pm

I'm 2 for 2 baby:

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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:52 pm

Spurg's deadbeating :(
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Baron Von PWN on Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:57 pm

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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby john9blue on Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:02 pm

the baron is building up quite a reputation here...
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Re: Baron von PWN destroys everything he touches (OT League)

Postby Baron Von PWN on Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:48 pm

john9blue wrote:the baron is building up quite a reputation here...


If I didin't miss a bunch of turns I'd be doing better!
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