Names you know a toilet by?

[Pedronicus]

After making a thread elsewhere, I used the term bog roll for the paper you wipe yer bum with. hence, one of the names for a toilet in England is a bog.

So please list your fav slang words for a khasi (oops, I just gone and done it again)

also

add any decent public toilet graffiti that you've seen.

[KoolBak]

Above a urinal...I read this like 40 years ago...lol

"Don't look now, but you got Nixon by the neck"

And Pedro....do kids toilt paper peoples houses over there? We call that "TP'ing" a house; would you then call it "Bog Rolling" a house? lol

[2dimes]

decent public toilet graffiti that you've seen.

You need to know the set up for this, the location was a trailer they call a wash car at a work camp 12 hours north of here.

First writer. "I wish my old lady was this dirty."

Response. "She is when you're out of town."

[Pedronicus]

Above a urinal...I read this like 40 years ago...lol

"Don't look now, but you got Nixon by the neck"

And Pedro....do kids toilt paper peoples houses over there? We call that "TP'ing" a house; would you then call it "Bog Rolling" a house? lol

no we don't toilet paper houses over here. too many houses are terraced- you'd need a fucking big roll of bog paper to go round it twice!

[TeeGee]

Living in the outback, there's nothing like the good ol' thunderbox

and one of my faves from an old crapper in a bush pub

here I sit
Oh wat a caper
my arse is shitty
and theres no paper
The barmaids calling
I shall not linger
I'll wipe my arse with my big finger