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The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:05 am

Inspired by Isaiah's Topic: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=146607

What strange, irreverent, non-sensical, or slyly logical laws would you add/invent to a specific Country/State/City or just in General?

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On a General City level, it should be illegal parallel park if you cannot successfully park in two attempts.

On a State level, lets say Montana, it should be illegal to dually possess a gun safe and a Furby.


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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:07 am

Every vehicle must stop at a red light, except for flying rocket cars.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby kabuki.mono on Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:57 am

Sex toy's are illegal in Alabama :lol: :lol:

EDIT: I read that wrong. Thought it was what laws there already was :oops:
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby JoshyBoy on Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:19 am

Swimming in the nude is prohibited unless you are wearing goggles.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:15 pm

Being a unicorn should be prohibited during daylight hours, not including solar eclipses.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:38 pm

Curfew for Vampires - not allowed out after dark.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby firsal901 on Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:43 am

Correct spelling is illegal
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:11 pm

Making stupid laws is a capital crime.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:39 pm

ManBungalow wrote:Being a unicorn should be prohibited during daylight hours, not including solar eclipses.

What would they be while the sun's up? no-corns?
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:11 am

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Being a unicorn should be prohibited during daylight hours, not including solar eclipses.

What would they be while the sun's up? no-corns?

Regular monohorns.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby firsal901 on Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:57 pm

all must have a dancing vampire
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby PLAYER57832 on Thu Jul 28, 2011 8:34 am

Cannibals allowed only in Washington D.C...... oh, wait, you said "nonsensical laws"
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby drake_259 on Sat Jul 30, 2011 10:47 am

Everyone must learn about magnets before they can become a Mormon.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby Martin Ronne on Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:35 pm

Amendment XXVIII



Section 1

Wind chimes are hereby illegal in all States with the exception of Alabama, where they my be hung on the 4th Tuesday of every month one and a half feet above a second floor toilet by a certified electrician named Dave.



Section 2

The Congress and all of the several States shall have concurrent power to enforce this article by inappropriate legislation.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:35 am

Martin Ronne wrote:Amendment XXVIII



Section 1

Wind chimes are hereby illegal in all States with the exception of Alabama, where they my be hung on the 4th Tuesday of every month one and a half feet above a second floor toilet by a certified electrician named Dave.*



Section 2

The Congress and all of the several States shall have concurrent power to enforce this article by inappropriate legislation.

*or Wanda. Let's not be sexist.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby Martin Ronne on Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:35 pm

It's not sexist, it's nameist.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby jasholz on Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:28 am

you must have a balanced budget
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:19 pm

50% of all your games must be 1v1...
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby neanderpaul14 on Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:12 am

DoomYoshi wrote:50% of all your games must be 1v1...



The rest must be 8-player freestyle doodle assassin no-fog.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby chapcrap on Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:38 pm

Emergency room visits will not be allowed without a doctor's note.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby Gillipig on Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:25 pm

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! Unless you're a balrog.
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Re: The 'Stupid Laws' Game

Postby zimmah on Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:26 pm

it's illegal to sing the national anthem on the toilet.
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