danryan wrote:I'm here to rent a pig. Please send me your rate table.
Well Mr. Danryan sir...let me show you what we got. This here is our original signage...
Now if there's gonna be any rentin of pigs...that'll typically run you 40 to 60 games, but for a group of whiskey shootin' beer drinkers such as yourselves...we'd be agreeable to a boat race or an "all you can drink for $8.99...try and bankrupt the bar" sort of challenge.
To say you rent pigs though...you're going to have to come through us.
Good question. Guy has been a member for like a day and finds our dead thread and posts in it? I don't trust new guys poking around dead things...and I have a pretty high tolerance level for what I find respectable.