Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - samuelc812

[nagerous]

In the 50th edition of the newsletter there is going to be an interrogation of entertainment team leader and founder of the newsletter samuelc812!

Please post any questions you have for him here!

[rdsrds2120]

You used to be a Global Moderator, what inspired you to switch to the Entertainment Team? Do you enjoy organizing events as the Entertainment Dept Leader more than you did giving out warnings, etc., as a Global Moderator?

-rd

[Victor Sullivan]

How would you describe volunteering as the Entertainment Team Head?
What has been your fondest experience on Conquer Club as the "Entertainment Coordinator"? The most stressful?
What is your favorite part of volunteering for CC?
How has CC changed your life?

-Sully

[ManBungalow]

how do i shot web

[Serbia]

How do you feel about your interrogation having to follow that of the Living Legend's interrogation?

[squishyg]

have you ever been tempted to schedule a team meeting at 8 pm just to get the Americans out of bed early?

[Victor Sullivan]

Why Will Turner?

-Sully

[SirSebstar]

because he can?

[Joodoo]

How would you describe the complex relationship between you and Orlando Bloom?

[Victor Sullivan]

How would you describe the taste of Vegemite?
Do you suppose Denmark was actually protecting its citizens by outlawing such a food?
Do you have a secret love for Ru Paul's Drag Race? (Me and TFO watch it every week when it's on - you should totally join us )
Which color do you prefer: Old Entertainment Team or New Entertainment Team?
What is your favorite non-CC hobby?

You wake up groggy from a rest that could hardly be called such, given your exhaustion. After adjusting to the dim light, your eyes enlighten you to your surroundings: cracked stone walls with some odd, transparent liquid trickling from the openings, a window barred with rusty iron rods, and a gate in front of you that looks strangely new despite the rest of the decor, a slight shine piercing your fragile vision, causing you to hide your eyes from the polished metal. You attempt to stand up, but can't. You are strapped in a wooden chair, you suspect oak, but you aren't confident enough in your carpentry knowledge and you briefly curse yourself for not studying enough in school. Your hands and feet are shackled to each other with heavy metal chains. A yellowed cloth, stained in blood, has been tied around your abdomen and the chair to secure you to it. You also notice a similar-looking cloth around your neck. You assume it had been a lame attempt at gagging you, but you can't tell for sure. You shout - surely you must not be alone in this God-forsaken place. You here two muffled sounds from either side of you, but you can't see who is making them. Suddenly, you see a man walk up to the cell gate.
"Ah, yes, the beloved Samuel. It is so unfortunate we must meet in these circumstances, but I'm sure you understand. I've come to do business, Mister Samuel, as I do believe you have something that belongs to me..."
"I'll never give you the Vegemite Stone!" You exclaim.
"Oh, Samuel, I'm a reasonable businessman. See, I have something you want and you have something I want."
"What do you have that would make me want to give it up?!"
"Well, my bargaining tools happened to march right into my humble abode. A foolish no one and his pet monkey... You wouldn't happen to know them, would you?"
"What have you done to them?!?"
"Ah, I guess good things do happen to good people - it's like the Winter Holiday Celebration came early this year."
"You bastard! You'll pay for this!"
"Tut, tut, tut, Samuel, you wouldn't want anything to happen to your dear, dear friends... Guards? Bring them to me."
Three men enter each cell on either side of you to bring out a young man and a curious-looking monkey, both in a similar predicament to your own. You recognize them both, and your hatred grows.
"Let's make this quick and painless, shall we? Hand over the stone and I'll release your friends."

What do you do??

[Joodoo]

Favourite non-Australian television show?

[General Brock II]

Why did you select the username "samuelc812"?

[Victor Sullivan]

What has been your favorite Special Event to run/organize?
Coffee or alcohol? (You gotta choose!)
What is your favorite map-in-production?
Will you make another non-Special Events map? If so, what map? If not, what map would you like to make?
What is your favorite musical?
What is your favorite form of entertainment besides CC?
When you were in high school, how would you classify yourself then (nerd, jock, popular, etc.)?
If you were the sole administrator of CC, what would you change (assuming you were capable of doing so)?
Who is your favorite character on Glee?
If you had a regular piece on the Dispatch, what would it be about?
What part of CC would you be interested in getting into more if you had an abundance of time?
If you weren't an Entertainment mod, what Special Event(s) would you have participated in?
If you got to pick what color the Entertainment Team is, what color would you choose and why?
What do you hope to see in the future, whether it be features, add-ons, attitude changes, etc...?
Has Victor Sullivan asked you too many questions, effectively wasting time that could be spent on Entertainment things?

-Sully

[ManBungalow]

Favourite method of respiration?

[Joodoo]

What do you get when you cross the LOTR trilogy with Kingdom of Heaven?

[jefjef]

Do you prefer that VS have a 3 question limit or outright be banned from these interviews?

[nagerous]

Thanks for the questions they shall be answered in the next edition of the newsletter!