With kudos ( or apologies ) to the Bard, Wm. Shakespeare ...
To premium, or not to premium, that is the question !
Whether tis nobler to suffer the spins of outrageous dice rolls,
or take up arms against programming geeks.
Alas, poor lackattack, I thought I knew him well ,
a CC'er of infinite jesting, and excellent ambition.
Where be your rolls, your gambles, your flashes of dice integrity
that were sure to encourage premium signups all the more ?
What light thru yonder web portal breaks ?
Tis the answer, and Major Command is the sun...