CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [Winners: see 1st post]

[Suzy1]

I agree about the cable scoundrels. There is a group formed protesting their rights to keep their regular services for TV. I think it is wrong to be dictated to, whether it be "having to switch to HD TV or nothing at all" as well as "what our bumper stickers are allowed to say on our cars"! There's a story there, but it isn't animated so it is off-subject here! So, sticking to the thread, so I am not banished by Cartman, I will post my complaint about the game I am in! In game #6173354, it states that if you hold all the cities along Route 66, you win the game, I have them all and I didn't win! What's up with that? I would have played differently had I known!

I agree with the ... 'sticking to the thread' stuff. I just like to make light (lite?) of the things that are getting heavy in this world. It's what they do on these silly adult cartoons, only with a comic twist. I can't speak for the LooneyToons tho' ... they were more for the children, despite the ... a ... times there were aggressive acts, just not quite as close to home as the "nowadays" stuff. Just ask that Coyote. (but the animated Finding Nemo was great! made for the large screen) I think it made Mr. Burns choke up. He'd never admit that. That Burn's is a strange bird from a different nest (Jimmy Buffett song lyric) ... or was that just Minneapolis?

Next time, if I can not be the Black Font ... I'm going to shoot for Marvin the Martian. Him and Bugs made quite a cartoon duo.

This bigger font fools my eyes into thinking my eyesite is getting better! I loveeee Nemo! And I too had to wipe away a tear or two with my wabbit ears! I won't tell anyone that Mr Burns has a soft spot...

[Suzy1]

Takes notes as to how to use this weakness against Mr Burns during competition!!!

[RedBaron0]

Of course you could use the eraser on the map.... wait, even better..... use the eraser on the MAP MAKER!!!

I'd take issue with that on several levels...

Fresh from his issues with his ballot stuffing scheme, Professor Chaos is ready to create... CHAOS!

MUWAHAHAHA

[ODWO]

Lola Bunny: Takes notes as to how to use this weakness against Mr Burns during competition!!!
Mr. Burns: yes, Yes, YES. That actually might work. I think it worked in the past.
New Assistant:Sir. Are you really thinking that using your weakness' against you is a good idea?
Mr. Burns: I should be just fine, .... (sniff) but if they put on the part where Nemo gets caught by the bad ole' scuba diver with the cheezy Australian accent, and show his father frantically swimming after him, calling desperately in vain as he loses site of Nemo .. I ... I ... I may just lose it! (sobbing uncontrollably now).
New Assistant:a .. Sir?
Mr. Burns: Shhhhhh! I'm trying to sound like a person with feelings and cry's during emotional moments in movies. Hmmm. DO I sound like one of ... "those" kind of persons?
New Assistant:I can't begin to describe what you sound like, sir. Kind of a cross between PeeWee Herman and your long lost Great Step-Auntie on your mothers side of the family. You know, the one with the Pirate Flag hanging from her old clipper?
Mr. Burns: Good, Good! It's working just as I planned.


ODWO: The color and graphics were great in Nemo. Any movie by Pixar (?) is A+ with me! I better get a box of kleenex for Theo. the 6th. Or is it the 7th? ... 8th?

[Suzy1]

Lola Bunny: Takes notes as to how to use this weakness against Mr Burns during competition!!!
Mr. Burns: yes, Yes, YES. That actually might work. I think it worked in the past.
New Assistant:Sir. Are you really thinking that using your weakness' against you is a good idea?
Mr. Burns: I should be just fine, .... (sniff) but if they put on the part where Nemo gets caught by the bad ole' scuba diver with the cheezy Australian accent, and show his father frantically swimming after him, calling desperately in vain as he loses site of Nemo .. I ... I ... I may just lose it! (sobbing uncontrollably now).
New Assistant:a .. Sir?
Mr. Burns: Shhhhhh! I'm trying to sound like a person with feelings and cry's during emotional moments in movies. Hmmm. DO I sound like one of ... "those" kind of persons?
New Assistant:I can't begin to describe what you sound like, sir. Kind of a cross between PeeWee Herman and your long lost Great Step-Auntie on your mothers side of the family. You know, the one with the Pirate Flag hanging from her old clipper?
Mr. Burns: Good, Good! It's working just as I planned.


ODWO: The color and graphics were great in Nemo. Any movie by Pixar (?) is A+ with me! I better get a box of kleenex for Theo. the 6th. Or is it the 7th? ... 8th?

[bNow I can't possibly use this against Mr Burns. Anyone who cries like that over an animated fish can't be all bad...Sobs uncontrollably with Mr Burns, offers him a Puffs Plus with aloe!][/b]

[Suzy1]

Tries to figure out a plan to detain Professor Chaos...

[RedBaron0]

Butters eyes Burns and the Bunny...crying

Now that's chaos.

Butters turns on WALL-E.

Awwwww.... a dear robot friend. {sniff-sniff-sobs}

[MyTurnToWin]

Roadrunner loves Wall-E. One of his favorite scenes is the twinkie, still fresh as the day it was made, sitting there in its wrapper.

meep meep

[RedBaron0]

Wanna Twinkie?

[Suzy1]

Wanna Twinkie?

Awwww Butters, please don't cry...Where's the Puffs?

[MyTurnToWin]

Roadrunner knows better than to trust anyone except Miss Bunny.

"Thanks for the offer, but not today. I have several twinkies already." Like I'd eat one given to me by him! ha

[ODWO]

Tries to figure out a plan to detain Professor Chaos...

Wasn't it Agent 86 in Get Smart (the TV show) that had to battle C.H.A.O.S.? Or am I getting this mixed up with The Man from U.N.C.L.E.??

Maybe I need to recruit Steve Carrel/Agent 86 to help me out? And bring his partner 99 too. It's getting tough in the trenches.

WALL-E was pretty good!

[RedBaron0]

Roadrunner knows better than to trust anyone except Miss Bunny.

"Thanks for the offer, but not today. I have several twinkies already." Like I'd eat one given to me by him! ha

Awwwww.... there's nothing wrong with them, I swear!

Hides mayonnaise jar. Expiration date: 11/06/03

...hiding stuff is hard to do in big fonts.

[Suzy1]

Tries to figure out a plan to detain Professor Chaos...

Wasn't it Agent 86 in Get Smart (the TV show) that had to battle C.H.A.O.S.? Or am I getting this mixed up with The Man from U.N.C.L.E.??

Maybe I need to recruit Steve Carrel/Agent 86 to help me out? And bring his partner 99 too. It's getting tough in the trenches.

WALL-E was pretty good!

Where's my dial-a-shoe? Or is it my lipstick that doubles as a phone/camera/9milimeter... By the way I won game #6173354 against some very worthy opponents. Great game ya'll!!!

[MyTurnToWin]

He doesn't even know how to hide things in big font? sigh What is up with these modern toons? Don't they know anything?

Here, let me show you how. I'll hide the location of the explosives between the brackets. OK? OK.

{ * # @ + ^ }

See? That's how it is done!!!!


I need a chocolate covered grub.

[ODWO]

Where's my dial-a-shoe? Or is it my lipstick that doubles as a phone/camera/9milimeter...

Mr. Burns: Oh my. That's the one! Whenever 99 would pull out the lipstick, I never knew if I was going to pucker up or TP my pants. (Thank Gosh for depends) We could all learn something from that kind of lipstick.
ODWO: You'd wet yourself over a actor in a movie?
Mr. Burns: Well, that also depends. So I guess it depends on Depends. or ... something like that. (looks at watch) Must be about time to drink one of those tasty ensure drinks and take my little blue pill.
ODWO: I'm beginning to wonder about you Theodore Burns.
Mr. Burns: Now don' you worry about me sonny.
ODWO: ...... (he called me Sonny?) ...... Burns. Have you been watching those VHS reruns of Miami Vice episodes again?
Mr. Burns: Sonny, as Crockett used to say, "You just got to learn to go with the heat, Rico. It's just like life. You just gotta keep telling yourself, no matter how hot it gets, sooner or later there's a cool breeze coming in."
ODWO: (sigh) Do I really need to be here for this?

[RedBaron0]

Sorry Mr. RoadRunner, us modern toons use modern forms of communication....

This is a phone:



But we can come up with innovative ways to hide things when we put our minds to it...

Switches chocolate covered grubs with chocolate covered fire ants

MUWAHAHAHAHA

[MyTurnToWin]

Roadrunner shakes his head. This is the desert. Big. Desolate. Long way from everything. Out here we use a telegraph. At least when the high winds haven't knocked it down.

Kids, kids, kids. They sure don't know much.

meep meep

[Suzy1]

Sorry Mr. RoadRunner, us modern toons use modern forms of communication....

This is a phone:



But we can come up with innovative ways to hide things when we put our minds to it...

Switches chocolate covered grubs with chocolate covered fire ants

MUWAHAHAHAHA

This is a phone too!!! Shows my Covergirl Lipstick...

[RedBaron0]

... .... --- .-- ... / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .... .- - / -.-- --- ..- / -.- -. --- .-- --..-- / -- .-. .-.-.- / .-. --- .- -.. .-. ..- -. -. . .-. /

-- ..- .-- .- .... .- .... .- .... .- .... .- .... .- .... .-

Translated: Shows you what you know, Mr. Roadrunner.

MUWAHAHAHA

[Elijah S]

Sorry I haven't posted in a while gang. -Hoping to get a handle on work soon though. Wish I was rich instead of temendously good-looking.
I'll get the hunt started as soon as I can.

[MyTurnToWin]

Do I humor the kid? Pretend he knows something? Or tell the truth that he even translated his OWN code wrong? Perhaps ignoring him for a few hours is the best solution.


Is everybody else getting a big laugh at the statement "tremendously good looking" made by the fat kid? I suppose all things are relative. If we compare your face to an 18 day old bologna sandwich that's been left out in the desert sun... you might be a bit better looking than it.


meep meep

[Suzy1]

Sorry I haven't posted in a while gang. -Hoping to get a handle on work soon though. Wish I was rich instead of temendously good-looking.
I'll get the hunt started as soon as I can.

I am not sure if this could help me earn some points or not, but I must say, that the "Fatass Kid" in person is quite handsome! Keep the looks Cartman...People who have money are trying to buy them!!!

[RedBaron0]

Heh... the bunny has a crush on Eric!

[aligator_al]

Sorry I haven't posted in a while gang. -Hoping to get a handle on work soon though. Wish I was rich instead of temendously good-looking.
I'll get the hunt started as soon as I can.

I am not sure if this could help me earn some points or not, but I must say, that the "Fatass Kid" in person is quite handsome! Keep the looks Cartman...People who have money are trying to buy them!!!

If you need help getting the bunny lipstick off of your a$$ Cartman... ask somebody to help. Just don't ask me.