CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [Winners: see 1st post]

[Elijah S]

It's official - we are now FULL!

While I wait for tournament rights I'll select random games and maps from the list in the 1st post.
Each player will be in 2 games, games will have 3 players.

Remember - Those who are flying their cartoon colors ( avatar AND signature) will be assured of moving into the next round!
If you have trouble loading your avatar or signature, please PM me and we'll figure it out.

For those who appear to be vying for our highly prestigious "Cartoon Personality Champion" I will continue to assign "secret assignments". Posting in this thread is one of the best ways to indicate you are in the running!
An updated player list and scores will be posted in the next day or two.

Games will be sent out soon, and remember, it's not about winning or losing - it's about making sure that I, Eric Cartman, (Organizer, Designer, Master of Ceremonies, Judge and Jury) am having as much fun as humanly possible!

Side note - Grudge Matches, are encouraged! They will NOT apply to the Gameplay Champion points, but will provide bragging and smacking right!
PM me and I'll set them up!
And I want YOU Stan! I'm going to kick your a$$, then grind you into my chile and feed you to Kyle!
Have fun everyone and...be safe out there... there's a lot of Looneys in this tournament!

[MyTurnToWin]

Ahem... excuse me. meep meep. Did you say as much fun as humanly possible? Is that some kind of put down to us toons?

[Elijah S]

Ahem... excuse me, but that Eric Cartman is soooooo cool! I mean, he's like the coooolest dude ever!

Why, yes, yes Roadrunner it is very true!

[grifftron]

And I want YOU Stan! I'm going to kick your a$$, then grind you into my chile and feed you to Kyle!

Eric "Theodore" Cartman,

lets do this

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opps, how did that get on there fat a$$?

you would be surprised what i can google on you

[Elijah S]

And I want YOU Stan! I'm going to kick your a$$, then grind you into my chile and feed you to Kyle!

Eric "Theodore" Cartman,

lets do this

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opps, how did that get on there fat a$$?

you would be surprised what i can google on you

Oh it's on Stan! I've got my chile already cooking, and yes, we will do this! Smell my chile? Huh? Do you Stan? Mmmm mmm

[grifftron]

Oh it's on Stan! I've got my chile already cooking, and yes, we will do this! Smell my chile? Huh? Do you Stan? Mmmm mmm

yes i do smell it , why does it smell like Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo?

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oh... you bastard! you ate Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo!

[MyTurnToWin]

I am here on behalf of Roadrunner who is signing the necessary forms to file in court to sue you for forgery. You may have a fat you know what, but we'll still sue it off you.

Sebastian Quintero Ludwig Hessendorf, Esquire

[Elijah S]

[Elijah S]

I am here on behalf of Eric Cartman who is, in my opinion, the very epitomy of coolness... and he's not fat.

Right again, Roadrunner!

[RedBaron0]

I guess its always a good idea to make fun of the fat one... as long as it doesn't get me in trouble with my parents.

Oh well... Eric yyyy-ou're a tubby fat stinky-butt!

[Elijah S]

I guess its always a good idea to make fun of the fat one... as long as it doesn't get me in trouble with my parents.

Oh well... Eric yyyy-ou're a tubby fat stinky-butt!

I'm NOT fat! I'm just big boned! There's still room for you in my chile Butters!
Enough of this nonsense, my army of minions is now complete and no one... NObody will stand in my way!
While you guys are playing in the sandbox, I'll be putting the final touches on our invasion of Europe! -THEN we'll see who's fat!

[grifftron]

Cartman you fat a$$ When is this tourney gonna start I can't wait, after you lose you can go back to playing with Big Gay Al and eating your chicken pot pies

[RedBaron0]

I guess its always a good idea to make fun of the fat one... as long as it doesn't get me in trouble with my parents.

Oh well... Eric yyyy-ou're a tubby fat stinky-butt!

I'm NOT fat! I'm just big boned! There's still room for you in my chile Butters!
Enough of this nonsense, my army of minions is now complete and no one... NObody will stand in my way!
While you guys are playing in the sandbox, I'll be putting the final touches on our invasion of Europe! -THEN we'll see who's fat!

Well... of course no one will stand in your way, we're afraid you'll eat us... or something like that.

[grifftron]

opps, i better post a pic since picture wars is ON!

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[RedBaron0]

Eric... do you actually think that way? Do you? I mean Stan's not exactly sexy... I mean Wendy likes Token now, not Stan, he hasn't thrown up in a couple years now. Well... gosh I hope my parents don't ground me for pointing out the obvious, we're supposed to go to Bennigan's tomorrow!

[Suzy1]

I don't like calling anyone, fat, ugly, dumb, etc. However, the massage parlor called and said that I would need 2 gift certificates per massage for Eric!

[ODWO]

Oh and by the way, Mr Burns said he will stop by on his way from Moe's to help you polish off that beer!

Indeed. Especially since he's buying.

[Elijah S]

I should receive tournament priveledges by tomorrow, and will create the games but, ***Due to the Thanksgiving Holiday, game numbers and passwords will no be sent until Sunday so that games will not be disrupted because of players visiting family, etc.***

***NOTE- Since Round 1 will consist of all players playing 2 games each, 3 players per game, there will be 2 players (wildcards *) who will play in three games.
If wildcard players advance to Round 2, they will only play 1 game in round 2. -This will keep the scoring fair.

Round 1, First Game Matchups are as follows:
Characters: Map:
Foghorn - Pepe - Marvin; Germany
Butters - Homer - Ned; British Isles
Mr Burns - Apu - Daffy; Europe
Roadrunner - Kyle - Chef; Italy
Lisa - Jeff - Tweak; Germany
Krusty - Marge - Eric; Italy
Wyle E. - Elmer - Sam; British Isles
Bart - Tweety - Taz; Europe
Stan - Bugs - Porky; Europe
Speedy - Moe - Lola; British Isles
Sylvester - Kenny - Sam*; Italy
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Round 1, Second Game Matchups are as follows:
Characters: Map:
Bugs - Chef - Eric; Germany
Lola - Ned - Speedy; Italy
Wyle E. - Lisa - Mr. Burns; British Isles
Daffy - Tweak - Krusty; Europe
Butters - Marvin - Bart; Germany
Elmer - Tweety - Homer; Italy
Roadrunner - Sylvester - Kenny; British Isles
Porky - Taz - Sam; Germany
Jeff - Pepe - Foghorn; Italy
Moe - Marge - Kyle; British Isles
Stan - Apu - Kyle*; Europe

[Elijah S]

I guess its always a good idea to make fun of the fat one... as long as it doesn't get me in trouble with my parents.

Oh well... Eric yyyy-ou're a tubby fat stinky-butt!

LOL - Did you hear that! Don't you love how Butters stutters?

[RedBaron0]

Did I stut-tttters! OH HAMBURGERS!

[ODWO]

We're gonna have to watch out for that "Yothimite Tham", he's already shooting and the bell hasn't been rung yet! Someone slip blanks in his gun!

Burns: Hmmm. Instead of blanks, just offer him a nice cool glass of Springfield Spring Water. Bottled right next door to my Nuclear Plant. He'll be shooting blanks in no time. Vitamin fortified too. Like Snapple. And glow in the dark too. Who needs GPS? Just look for him, and there you are.
Smithers: Sir, that's not politically correct.
Burns: Who asked you. By the way, isn't it time to give all the employees their yearly ration of Springfields own Mineral Springs water? Why yeeeees, it is.
Smithers: Sir?
Burns: What now?
Smithers: They're still going through litigation ever since they found that 2 headed frog in the bottle of Club Soda @ Moe's Bar. you know ... the one?.... from the bottler next to the Plant, sir?
Burns: And? Are our profits up and our million dollar bonus' guaranteed?
Smithers: Yes.
Burns: So whats the problem?
Smithers: I forget.

[Elijah S]

We're gonna have to watch out for that "Yothimite Tham", he's already shooting and the bell hasn't been rung yet! Someone slip blanks in his gun!

Burns: Hmmm. Instead of blanks, just offer him a nice cool glass of Springfield Spring Water. Bottled right next door to my Nuclear Plant. He'll be shooting blanks in no time. Vitamin fortified too. Like Snapple. And glow in the dark too. Who needs GPS? Just look for him, and there you are.
Smithers: Sir, that's not politically correct.
Burns: Who asked you. By the way, isn't it time to give all the employees their yearly ration of Springfields own Mineral Springs water? Why yeeeees, it is.
Smithers: Sir?
Burns: What now?
Smithers: They're still going through litigation ever since they found that 2 headed frog in the bottle of Club Soda @ Moe's Bar. you know ... the one?.... from the bottler next to the Plant, sir?
Burns: And? Are our profits up and our million dollar bonus' guaranteed?
Smithers: Yes.
Burns: So whats the problem?
Smithers: I forget.

Uh... Mr. Burns, Sir? Do you think I can get some of that water for my friends please?

[ODWO]

I don't like calling anyone, fat, ugly, dumb, etc. However, the massage parlor called and said that I would need 2 gift certificates per massage for Eric!

.... no, wait, that's wrong.










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[ODWO]

Uh... Mr. Burns, Sir? Do you think I can get some of that water for my friends please?

Hmmm. Why yes. But it'll cost you ..... 67,000,010 pts. (I can't do that cross-out like you do)

[Elijah S]

Uh... Mr. Burns, Sir? Do you think I can get some of that water for my friends please?

Hmmm. Why yes. But it'll cost you ..... 67,000,010 pts. (I can't do that cross-out like you do)

For 67,000,010 pts... 77,000,010 pts. I could tell you how to do that cross-out thing!