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Postby heavycola on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:49 am

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html wrote:The Rapture Index has two functions: one is to factor together a number of related end time components into a cohesive indicator, and the other is to standardize those components to eliminate the wide variance that currently exists with prophecy reporting.

The Rapture Index is by no means meant to predict the rapture, however, the index is designed to measure the type of activity that could act as a precursor to the rapture.

You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.

Rapture Index of 85 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 85 to 110: Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 110 to 145: Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 145: Fasten your seat belts



Well, the index is at 160. ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY. Even taking the 'wide variance that currently exists with prophecy reporting' into account, this has to be serious.
In England, satanists are mutilating cows.
In Florida, a man claims to be christ.
Persia's going nooclur.
Liberalism is off the charts (could nancy pelosi be the antichrist?)

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Re: I AM RAPTURE READY

Postby jay_a2j on Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:09 pm

heavycola wrote:Persia's going nooclur.



I'm taking it that you spelled this wrong on purpose. lol

See you there mate!
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Postby vtmarik on Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:34 pm

Heh, have fun you guys.

If X-Day is coming, then I'm ready for Bob to come and get me.

Hang on a minnit! Who's claiming to be Christ in Florida? I have to meet this fucker.
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Postby Kugelblitz22 on Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:39 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
heavycola wrote:Persia's going nooclur.



I'm taking it that you spelled this wrong on purpose. lol

See you there mate!


That is how Bush pronounces it phonetically.
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:16 pm

Well haevycola, as your avatar would say: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! 8)
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Postby MeDeFe on Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:55 pm

There's some guy in Siberia claiming to be the reincarnation of Christ, too.
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Postby jay_a2j on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:03 pm

MeDeFe wrote:There's some guy in Siberia claiming to be the reincarnation of Christ, too.



Hmmmmm, "In those days they will say, "there he is out in the desert" or "There he is in the synagogue" but do not believe them. For many will come in my name proclaiming to be the Son of God." (Highly paraphrased...no time now to look it up)


Looks like a fulfilment of scripture folks! :P
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Postby Colaalone on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:09 pm

Really? from here it looks vague.
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Postby vtmarik on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:12 pm

Colaalone wrote:Really? from here it looks vague.


He's a literalist, it would be best to leave him to his madness.
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:15 pm

6-6-6 came and went. no rapture is coming until we really do LEAST expect it. when everyone forgets and "disproves" god or we go through a period of peace and prosperity
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Postby Colaalone on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:17 pm

Hitman079 wrote:no rapture is coming
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Postby vtmarik on Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:19 pm

Hitman079 wrote:6-6-6 came and went. no rapture is coming until we really do LEAST expect it. when everyone forgets and "disproves" god or we go through a period of peace and prosperity


With literalists and right-wing pundits shoving their crap through our airwaves and covering a good portion of the Internet, I don't think anyone is going to forget about the Christian concept of God.

And peace and prosperity? Not bloody likely, considering the world we live in.


So, as Colaalone said: No rapture is coming.
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