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Post here if you don't buy into the Joseph Smith myth

Postby Jamie on Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:31 pm

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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:32 pm

*raises hand*


I believe he existed, but not that he was a prophet of God.
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Postby pancakemix on Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:33 pm

Yes. It's a complete and total fraud. He only did it for personal gain.
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Postby vtmarik on Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:35 pm

Yeah, he existed, he isn't a myth.
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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:06 pm

Joseph Smith=Con Artist

Mormons=Gullible

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Not a prophet of God

Postby luns101 on Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:08 pm

Yes, he existed.

No, he was not a prophet of God.

He supposedly used some glasses to transcribe the plates of Moroni which are now lost...how convenient.
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Postby pancakemix on Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:10 pm

And they were made of gold!!!

Apparently Utah is the Promised Land...
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:03 am

vtmarik wrote:Yeah, he existed, he isn't a myth.


This is the 5th or 6th try at making an actual parody of the jesus thread. They still dont get it.

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