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Postby Jamie on Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:50 pm

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Postby Jesse, Bad Boy on Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:55 pm

It's funny how the Christians are grasping for straws and trying to balance what they perceive to be an injustice.

What about Buddha is a myth, Jamie?
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Postby Jamie on Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:57 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:It's funny how the Christians are grasping for straws and trying to balance what they perceive to be an injustice.

What about Buddha is a myth, Jamie?


Well you posted here, so you must not buy into him, so you tell me
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Postby Guiscard on Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:57 pm

Stop posting stupid threads.
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:34 am

Christians have never directly said the Buddha or Muhammad does not exist. they have not stated that you will go to hell if you believe in either. Buddhism, whether its leader be real or not, is more like a set of principles to follow rather than religion (just like Confucianism). in Islam, you believe in God, so i don't know about that.
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Postby killza666jrr on Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:41 am

its funny how u come up with the most retarteed things
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Postby Senfive on Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:42 am

killza666jrr wrote:its funny how u come up with the most retarteed things


lrn2spell :roll:
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Postby Jamie on Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:09 am

Senfive wrote:
killza666jrr wrote:its funny how u come up with the most retarteed things


lrn2spell :roll:


he's a Broncos fan, it'll never happen. Funny how this thread gets criticized, but the identical one asking if Jesus is a myth doesn't get identical criticism for being "stupid"
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:56 am

umm.. because if you weren't a complete idiot you would know that most buddhists dont believe buddha is a god. they believe he is a guy with alot of great principals.
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Postby Jamie on Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:11 am

reverend_kyle wrote:umm.. because if you weren't a complete idiot you would know that most buddhists dont believe buddha is a god. they believe he is a guy with alot of great principals.


and alot of fried foods to eat. I am a christian, and i don't believe Jesus was a God, I believe he was "a guy with alot of great principals", as you put it. Jesus was the son of god, not god, though some would say he was God in a mans body, but since Jesus prayed on the cross before dying, i doubt he was praying to himself.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:19 am

Jamie wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:umm.. because if you weren't a complete idiot you would know that most buddhists dont believe buddha is a god. they believe he is a guy with alot of great principals.


and alot of fried foods to eat. I am a christian, and i don't believe Jesus was a God, I believe he was "a guy with alot of great principals", as you put it. Jesus was the son of god, not god, though some would say he was God in a mans body, but since Jesus prayed on the cross before dying, i doubt he was praying to himself.



But they dont believe buddha was the sone of god or any god like figure.

you lose.
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Postby Jamie on Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:27 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
Jamie wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:umm.. because if you weren't a complete idiot you would know that most buddhists dont believe buddha is a god. they believe he is a guy with alot of great principals.


and alot of fried foods to eat. I am a christian, and i don't believe Jesus was a God, I believe he was "a guy with alot of great principals", as you put it. Jesus was the son of god, not god, though some would say he was God in a mans body, but since Jesus prayed on the cross before dying, i doubt he was praying to himself.



But they dont believe buddha was the sone of god or any god like figure.

you lose.


How could they. Would the son of a God weigh 700 lbs. How can a religion who prides themselves on self disipline, have a 700 lb man as their main figure. A 700 lb man has no self disipline.

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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:30 am

So then wheres the myth here?

you lose.


There is no buddha myth.
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Postby Jamie on Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:34 am

reverend_kyle wrote:So then wheres the myth here?

you lose.


There is no buddha myth.



You're about as stupid a retard as there ever was, if you haven't figured out this thread is a parady of the Jesus thread, and so no one here except you, really thought the intent of this thread was to dipute the existence of Buddha

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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:36 am

Jamie wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:So then wheres the myth here?

you lose.


There is no buddha myth.



You're about as stupid a retard as there ever was, if you haven't figured out this thread is a parady of the Jesus thread, and so no one here except you, really thought the intent of this thread was to dipute the existence of Buddha

YOU LOSE, LOSER



No, I realized that and mentioned it in my first post, but because you suck shit so bad, you cant make an adequate parody thread.



AND DAMN IF YOU HAVENT TRIED.. 6 TIMES.
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Postby Jamie on Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:54 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
Jamie wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:So then wheres the myth here?

you lose.


There is no buddha myth.



You're about as stupid a retard as there ever was, if you haven't figured out this thread is a parady of the Jesus thread, and so no one here except you, really thought the intent of this thread was to dipute the existence of Buddha

YOU LOSE, LOSER



No, I realized that and mentioned it in my first post, but because you suck shit so bad, you cant make an adequate parody thread.



AND DAMN IF YOU HAVENT TRIED.. 6 TIMES.



It's a perfect parody you retard. It's exactly identical to the Jesus one, only everyone knows this isn't serious. How would you have made a better parody of the Jesus thread.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:00 am

Well I would have made a more accurate comparison, you must not know much about parody.
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Postby heavycola on Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:56 am

Jamie wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
Jamie wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:So then wheres the myth here?

you lose.


There is no buddha myth.



You're about as stupid a retard as there ever was, if you haven't figured out this thread is a parady of the Jesus thread, and so no one here except you, really thought the intent of this thread was to dipute the existence of Buddha

YOU LOSE, LOSER



No, I realized that and mentioned it in my first post, but because you suck shit so bad, you cant make an adequate parody thread.



AND DAMN IF YOU HAVENT TRIED.. 6 TIMES.



It's a perfect parody you retard. It's exactly identical to the Jesus one, only everyone knows this isn't serious. How would you have made a better parody of the Jesus thread.


It was comedic genius.
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Postby Titanic on Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:42 am

Jamie you complete fcking dumbass, it isn a parody because you havn said anything which disproves the "Buddha myth". You have not mentioned anything which shows that Buddism is fake, or Buddha was a hoax or anything. In the Jesus thread people posted stuff which could show that Christianity is based on loose stones, but here you have posted fck all to prove that.
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Postby The1exile on Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:50 am

Jamie wrote:How could they. Would the son of a God weigh 700 lbs. How can a religion who prides themselves on self disipline, have a 700 lb man as their main figure. A 700 lb man has no self disipline.


Blanket statements are always wrong.

And it's spelt discipline.
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Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:38 am

Jamie wrote:How could they. Would the son of a God weigh 700 lbs. How can a religion who prides themselves on self disipline, have a 700 lb man as their main figure. A 700 lb man has no self disipline.


Saying that the Buddha was a lard arse is like saying that Jesus was a white man.
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Postby Balsiefen on Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:17 am

Buddha is represented in some sculptures to be fat to show he was contented, he wasn't really fat.

anyway the Buddhists belive anyone can become a Buddha no matter how they find enlightenment-they would belive Jesus was a Buddha
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Postby The1exile on Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:54 am

Balsiefen wrote:Buddha is represented in some sculptures to be fat to show he was contented, he wasn't really fat.


Yep, because not everyone is sensitive about their weight issues, Jamie.

Balsiefen wrote:anyway the Buddhists belive anyone can become a Buddha no matter how they find enlightenment-they would belive Jesus was a Buddha


And that makes Buddhism a lot more appealing to ordinary people because you don't have to commit to an exact set of rules that someone lays out to you - you can have their beliefs shaped around what you believe.
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Postby btownmeggy on Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:07 pm

Jamie wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:umm.. because if you weren't a complete idiot you would know that most buddhists dont believe buddha is a god. they believe he is a guy with alot of great principals.


and alot of fried foods to eat. I am a christian, and i don't believe Jesus was a God, I believe he was "a guy with alot of great principals", as you put it. Jesus was the son of god, not god, though some would say he was God in a mans body, but since Jesus prayed on the cross before dying, i doubt he was praying to himself.


Wow, that's a rather unorthodox opinion for a seemingly typical Bible-thumper. Are you a Jehovah's Witness?
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Postby vtmarik on Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:20 pm

Buddha's got more historical proof than Jesus does:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siddartha_Gautama
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