If you could fornicate with anybody on CC, who would it be?

by **Woodruff** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:33 pm

Kotaro wrote:I'd give Woodruff or stahrgazer a go, if they had bags over their heads

What, you don't like the pointy ears?

by **alster** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:06 pm

King_Herpes wrote:Be a sport and answer the following questions and anything else that pertains to the ardent proponents of this thread.

If you could fornicate with anybody on Conquer Club, who would it be?

What sparked that love interest or internet lust?

Does he have a big one?

At the moment - none. I've had some really, really good dice the past days. Last time they were this smoking hot was probably back in October -08. If I release myself I may disturb the dice flow.

by **whitestazn88** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:13 pm

lol, i meant the time period of her being pregnant would be interesting... not her menstruating period... duh.

i heard preggos are all sorts of horny.

by **King_Herpes** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:15 pm

alstergren wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:Be a sport and answer the following questions and anything else that pertains to the ardent proponents of this thread.

If you could fornicate with anybody on Conquer Club, who would it be?

What sparked that love interest or internet lust?

Does he have a big one?

At the moment - none. I've had some really, really good dice the past days. Last time they were this smoking hot was probably back in October -08. If I release myself I may disturb the dice flow.

Yes, for the better interest of everyone here please refrain from releasing yourself. That goes for the rest of the peanut gallery as well.

by **bedub1** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:37 pm

Most interesting thread. And I plead the 5th.

by **Artimis** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:44 pm

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You feature frequently in mine though! :mrgreen:

by **Kotaro** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:50 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Kotaro wrote:I'd give Woodruff or stahrgazer a go, if they had bags over their heads

What, you don't like the pointy ears?

The rest of your face bothers me

by **john9blue** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:19 pm

AgentSmith88 wrote:I would pick InsomniaRed.

If anyone could be bothered to collect pics from Sully's thread it would make things a lot easier.

by **stahrgazer** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:21 pm

Kotaro wrote:I'd give Woodruff or stahrgazer a go, if they had bags over their heads

I'm sure you'd love it, Kotaro; unfortunately for you, neither a bag over your large nor that puny lower head would make me interested in fornications with you.

As for who I would ... he knows who he is

by **Timminz** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:35 pm

I would totally do my current avatar.

I bet it would tickle.

by **Fircoal** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:17 pm

I pick Life-saver

SHE'S MIEN!

I also take Kwan and the rest of CC Mafia. ALSO MIEN!!!!!

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:51 pm

So unloved. :cry:

(I'm joking!!! Geez! Get off my back!!!)

by **Georgerx7di** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:43 am

Scott-Land wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:jeez... there are so few known women on this site... they're gonna all have a train running on them...

i guess h2sy since no one else said her yet. i get to go first... for a whole five minutes

H2's the obvious choice-- surprised there hasn't been 100 posts yet--- but have to give her a few months.... after just being preggo and all.

I can go take out what's her face while we wait for you to blossom again H2.

Perhaps some of us were afraid that she would kick our asses if we picked her. :lol:

by **Woodruff** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:56 am

Army of GOD wrote:So unloved.
(I'm joking!!! Geez! Get off my back!!!)

If someone is on your back, perhaps you aren't as unloved as you think you are...

by **targetman377** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:12 am

i think the king wold fornicate with himself thats what he is best at making himself fell larger than like

by **King_Herpes** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:48 am

targetman377 wrote:i think the king wold fornicate with himself thats what he is best at making himself fell larger than like

The guy gives us no capitalization, no apostrophes, said "himself" twice in the same sentence and he uses like in the wrong context. it almost fells like he is undermining me.

by **GENERAL STONEHAM** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:54 am

King_Herpes wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i think the king wold fornicate with himself thats what he is best at making himself fell larger than like

The guy gives us no capitalization, no apostrophes, said "himself" twice in the same sentence and he uses like in the wrong context. it almost fells like he is undermining me.

it almost fells like he is undermining me.

For someone who loves to point out other posters typo errors, spelling and grammar, really now Herpes you're not the KING of English.

by **King_Herpes** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:03 am

What's that General? We couldn't quite hear you, what with all of that felonious caps locking and all. Are you going to fornicate with someone already or just circumvent what I say with STONEHAM stratagem?

by **GENERAL STONEHAM** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:17 am

I'm just going to have another beer and give you a toast in your honor, on being the brilliant poster that you are, my favorite Queen.

by **whitestazn88** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:17 am

GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i think the king wold fornicate with himself thats what he is best at making himself fell larger than like

The guy gives us no capitalization, no apostrophes, said "himself" twice in the same sentence and he uses like in the wrong context. it almost fells like he is undermining me.

it almost fells like he is undermining me.

For someone who loves to point out other posters typo errors, spelling and grammar, really now Herpes you're not the KING of English.

yeah, i think it was meant to be sarcastic...

by **Fruitcake** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:54 am

whitestazn88 wrote:
GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i think the king wold fornicate with himself thats what he is best at making himself fell larger than like

The guy gives us no capitalization, no apostrophes, said "himself" twice in the same sentence and he uses like in the wrong context. it almost fells like he is undermining me.

it almost fells like he is undermining me.

For someone who loves to point out other posters typo errors, spelling and grammar, really now Herpes you're not the KING of English.

yeah, i think it was meant to be sarcastic...

Sometimes ol' Stoney can be a tad slow on the uptake....or is it us who are slow perhaps...I just don't know what to fell about it.

by **Timminz** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:05 am

After further consideration, I've realized that I already do fornicate regularly with someone on CC. Although, she hasn't played any games (on CC) in quite a while.

by **TheBro** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:17 am

King_Herpes wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i think the king wold fornicate with himself thats what he is best at making himself fell larger than like

The guy gives us no capitalization, no apostrophes, said "himself" twice in the same sentence and he uses like in the wrong context. it almost fells like he is undermining me.

by **finchboy** on Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:59 am

whitestazn88 wrote:i heard preggos are all sorts of horny.

..and angry, vicious, unhinged, emotional, freakishly strong, and quick to deal pain... take my word for it... it's less painful than finding out for yourself