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Postby Cynthia on Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:59 pm

Lol.. I guess it's still my hill then..!

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Postby ElMark on Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:05 pm

I tell a bunch of horny CC players that Cynthia is naked on the hill. They run up the hill and she flees for her life as they give chase. I liesurely stroll up the hill.

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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:11 pm

ElMark wrote:I tell a bunch of horny CC players that Cynthia is naked on the hill. They run up the hill and she flees for her life as they give chase. I liesurely stroll up the hill.

MY HILL


Damn that was smart...

*looks around*

Now where'd she go?

*runs off*

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Postby Cynthia on Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:24 pm

LOL omg!
I'm too fast for all the horny CC players.. So I shake 'em off and run back up the hill where I kill you and throw your body down the hill.

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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:54 pm

Sneaking up on you while you kill the other ccers, I throw a lasso over you and hogtie you!

Now, I put you in a crate and ship you to Anarctica...!

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Postby Cynthia on Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:02 pm

I happen to like Antarctica. And I Find my own iceberg there.

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Postby static_ice on Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:17 pm

the democrats support belief of global warming by melting your iceberg with flamethrowers. You drown in the ocean. For some reason I am also in the ocean, but I can swim and I find an island.

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Postby strike wolf on Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:42 pm

Meanwhile, everyone's forgotten about the hill so I stroll up and push the current resident off.

My hill for now.
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Postby vtmarik on Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:53 pm

I build an artificial hill out of roofing tar and sheet metal, then cover it in realistic astroturf.

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Postby sfhbballnut on Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:55 pm

I destroy your phony and roll strike wolf of the real hill, my hill
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Postby vtmarik on Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:57 pm

sfhbballnut wrote:I destroy your phony and roll strike wolf of the real hill, my hill


I rebuild my hill out of mystical Orichalcon and children's tears, then cover it in a carpet of machine guns.

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Postby strike wolf on Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:32 pm

I attempt to destroy the new fake hill and get shot until my body literally looks like swiss cheese. Once again, the reaper revives me and I go back into hiding.

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Postby gavin_sidhu on Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:16 pm

because your hill is fake, it crumbles after 2 wears, i walk up the next hill i see.

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Postby ElMark on Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:52 pm

since you're a polyester muppett, I throw a lit match on you and you go up like a torch.

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Postby cowshrptrn on Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:57 pm

hmm, open flames? i douse you in gasoline and you light up like the muppet!

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Postby sfhbballnut on Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:10 pm

I throw a knife into your back and you fall into the flames, once you're ashes I put out the flame and seal the ashes in a box which I launch into space, my hill
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Postby cowshrptrn on Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:14 pm

come back through the rift in thread-time that Hendy made in the wish thread,

i also magically gain super powers by going through the rift, like superheroes who get super powers instead of cancer by being exposed to radiation, i kill you with my laser vision which somehow doesn't scar my retina causing painful and irreversible blindness and claim the hill for myself!

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Postby strike wolf on Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:43 pm

cowshrptrn wrote:come back through the rift in thread-time that Hendy made in the wish thread,

i also magically gain super powers by going through the rift, like superheroes who get super powers instead of cancer by being exposed to radiation, i kill you with my laser vision which somehow doesn't scar my retina causing painful and irreversible blindness and claim the hill for myself!

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There can only be 1 person with super powers so as the only other person with super powers I have to fight you to the death. After several days of battling you slay me and claim victory but you forgot that I am always revived by the reaper so when you turn your back, I hit you with my energy beam that kills you. then I quickly seal up all dimensional rifts so that you can't come back.

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Postby ElMark on Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:07 am

I bring my vacuum cleaner and turn it on. Like all dogs, you run around in circles, bark a few times and flee down the hill. Since I have my vacuum cleaner, I tidy up a bit......(damn dog hair, makes such a mess...*grumble grumble*)

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Postby static_ice on Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:39 am

it rains and a mudslide rolls down, not only pushing you off the hill, but also making the hill dirty again

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Postby strike wolf on Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:55 pm

I come back and find that my pet wolf-dog has been forced off the hill. I go into an anger fueled frenzy and kill everything I see. Once I have calmed down, I once again put myself into isolation.

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Postby static_ice on Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:30 pm

You find out that your isolated area is actually a solitary confinement room in a state prison on top of a hill. You kill yourself out of insanity. I happen to be the chief security guard there (go Abbot!) so...

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Postby gavin_sidhu on Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:11 pm

you die of old age

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Postby static_ice on Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:13 pm

Sesame Street workers go on strike and you leave for the studio headquarters, forgetting about the hill

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Postby DIRESTRAITS on Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:15 pm

Tunnel up through the hill and pop out on top, taking you by surprise.

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