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littlebrother2k7 wrote:good job lozz but i had it IB 13 BSS 21
Bruceswar wrote:P.S. Lozz is a girl ....
littlebrother2k7 wrote:i have sent you a few pm's on sending over your home games and no response. i hope you dont run all your clan wars like this
lozzini wrote:littlebrother2k7 wrote:i have sent you a few pm's on sending over your home games and no response. i hope you dont run all your clan wars like this
i have responded to all of them... check your PM's
and secondly... this is the first clan war i have run so i do run all my clan wars like this
LFAW wrote:May I present to you, the new 32 members of IB that are ready to kick your ass!
That's only half the number of your clan
Ahem... story time!
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"I say Old Chap, the water is so calm this morning" Lozzini took another sip of his tea and put his head back, fully enjoying the softness of the leather seat in which he sat.
"It sure is my good friend, it sure is." LFAW started to say something else when a shout came up from the crows nest above.
"LAND AHOY!" LFAW had to get out of his telescope to see what Fountain94 was going on about but sure enough he could see it, The Land of the Black Sheep.
The British Armada stood at 150 Ships strong, with the capital ships of each subfleet being named after each of the great Commanders, there were 5 Admirals within the Armada and he called them to meeting 15 minutes ago. Admiral Lozzini was of course first to arrive with his war plans and he could see the rowing boats of Admiral Owenator, Admiral Neanderpaul14 and Admiral Dustine all making their way towards the Flag Ship 'The Lucky Fucking Ass Wipe'. LFAW thought to himself... now just got to wait for the woman.
Admiral Dcswift was the highest ranked woman in the entire navys history and due to the devices of LFAW she jumped a few bridges to get there... he had no doubt however that she would have made it on her own, just not as quickly. She would be here soon enough.
After 30 minutes, Neanderpaul14 was smoking his pipe in the Command HQ, Dustine was tapping his boot, Owenator was humming the catchy new tune from a play back at home while Lozzini was asleep on the leather seat. LFAW impatient as ever was about to order Fountain94 to drag Dcswift over here when she emerged from the doorway, graceful, blonde and elegant she sat and by the way Dustine fidgeted he could tell that he found her attractive. "Hello boys, hope I didn't miss much" Dcswift took off her pair of gloves and put her coat on the coat rack. "Sit Down Swift". Her smile jumped from her face to be replaced by a scowl and she sat down next to Owenator.
LFAW rubbed his hands together and slapped Lozzini so he woke up
"Lozzini, how many Black Sheep Legions are there to contend with?"
"I believe there are over 80 Legions, Sir"
Neanderpaul looked shocked by the figure, "80... sir thats 80,000 Trained Troops! We don't have that even on the homeland!"
Then the arguments started, Neanderpaul unwilling to commit to any strategy that involves that many troops, Dcswift wanting to get in there and show them whatfor. The only person not speaking was Owenator who was deep in thought. LFAW let out a huge whistle and the arguments stopped. "Owen, please tell me you have an idea?"
Owen stood up, "As a matter of fact sir I do, we will hit them straight and true at their home lands with just over 20,000 men, this spearhead will however be a diversion for our remaining, men, our strongest fighters being sent through the Northern Plains, my friends we will fight them on the Plains of Feudal, none can beat us on it!"
Everyone was nodding in agreement. "That settles it then, back to your ships Gentleman and my Lady, I will see you on the battlefield" After a salute from LFAW they all left and LFAW went back to his tea.
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lozzini wrote:a fair way... loadsa of our players are really inactive... gimmy a week if the clan is stilll shambles then then we may have to concede...
lozz
lozzini wrote:the problem is LFAW has quit/quitting... so i don't get much support from him.
Owenator is out other (new) leader and he isnt bvery active saying he is focusing on his tourny's
but dw m8 we'll sort this once ppl start setting up the games, then i can send out PM's to people to join. I'm jsut not prepared to spend my time to PM people to make games they said they would play it's ridiculas!!
dw this war will get started if i have anything to do with it
speak soon
lozz
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