I end up on the world's fastest rocket, able to reach the sun in 26.56948 minutes exactly. Unfortunately when I get too close the ship catches fire and burns out the navigation system. The ship then redirects itself towards the hill and kills everything in an area as large as the state of Alaska.
I come back but this time I am not an idiot. I kill hendy then we play a game of chess to decide who will keep the hill. In the middle of the game you have me on the ropes, but all is not lost as I shoot you in the head. You fall down dead and I get the hill.
I then let the ham sandwich spoil and mold and all that good stuff and when the time is right I trick you into eating it. You get sick and I kill you out of mercy.
Wow this thread is still going on...wow amazing...back in the day this was my hill...
Omar N. Bradley General of the U.S. Army (1893-1981)-Wars can be prevented just as surely as they can be provoked... ...and we who fail to prevent them, must share the guilt for the dead.