unrelated

[LED ZEPPELINER]

both posts have the letter "p" in them

[Martin Ronne]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[jonesthecurl]

Is Batman dead, then? I didn't follow the "Batman RIP" story arc.

[neanderpaul14]

midget porn is funnier than midget wrestling

[darth emperor]

Saint patrick's map is a complicated map, where the luck does not have much importance

[neanderpaul14]

guns don't kill people kittens do

[apey]

Would you kick me out of bed for eating cookies?

[darth emperor]

where i am?

[jonesthecurl]

Shakespeare was a woman.
Or his mum was. anyway. And she had the same surname.

[Martin Ronne]

F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEE!!!!


F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U's for uranium.... bombs, N is for no survivors!!!!!!!


No plankton! That's not how it goes!





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10SzQAQD ... re=related

[neanderpaul14]

my cat has one black whisker

[oVo]

I can't find bondage dwarf #3.

[neanderpaul14]

it rained today

[oVo]

pedantic boogers

[Martin Ronne]

To whom it may concern, I like cheese, meat, root beer, donuts, certain vegetables, esp. potatoes, (because I'm Irish) chocolate, candy, fast food, being redundant, being redundant, being redundant, being redundant. I have extremely bad allergies, that drive me insane whenever the weather changes, or I eat any of the foods listed above. I am also a classically trained pianist/organist/harpsichordist/composer. I wonder where that fish did go, a fish a fish, a fishy ooohhhh! Right! That's Silly! It's time for some good old military drilling. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, that's all he did, he was kinda dull after the first fall. However the cheese did wonder how it could be eaten with toothpaste jelly. Now, one may ask what I mean by toothpaste jelly, and all I have to say to that is donut donut donut! Get it got it good! When in the course of human events, it becomes nescecary to eat donuts and root beer.

I would like to point out at this time that I eat food. REAL FOOD! Not that crappy health food. I floss with vegetarians! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!


Now does anyone have any questions?


M.R.

[neanderpaul14]

so this duck walks into a bar.......

[snufkin]

The degree by which battlefield conditions reduced the effectiveness of weaponry was, and is, much larger than is normally believed.

[Jennybh]

My lemon tree is almost 3 feet tall!

[neanderpaul14]

.........and the duck walks up to the bartender and says "Got any grapes??"........

[jonesthecurl]

Mrs curl is off to Florida on business at 5.30 tomorrow morning.

[oVo]

Consider cooking up a Phillipino box spring hog, with some turkey neck stew
and of course a side of cheese grits.

[neanderpaul14]

........then the bartender says "NO we don't have any grapes",so the duck turns around and leaves without another word.........

[snufkin]

gonna have to grab the kid and the bike and go buy myself a cheap guitar cable so we can jam until the wife gets home..

[Jennybh]

Archaeologists dig up things.

[oVo]

I think I'm going blind...

HAWTFUCKINGPINKARRRGH!