Let's write a book!

by **sailorseal** on Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:20 pm

Then he killed three local merchants

by **Vace Cooper** on Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:10 pm

Then he was an elephant.

by **sailorseal** on Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:11 pm

Then he wasn't

by **jonesthecurl** on Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:13 pm

Then Graham Chapman in an officers uniform stepped and said
"Right, stop this - this is getting very silly!!"

by **Fruitcake** on Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:15 pm

Then he was an elephant.
Then he wasn't
Then Graham Chapman in an officers uniform stepped and said
"Right, stop this - this is getting very silly!!"
But not before he had started selling his Elephant dung cunningly disguised as chocolate.

by **sailorseal** on Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:18 pm

He begin to fear the local gang was onto his dung selling ring

by **Martin Ronne** on Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:19 pm

Which wasn't hard to be on to since it smelled for miles.

by **sailorseal** on Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:40 pm

So he destroyed his product.

by **theusual1** on Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:04 am

and went into the fashion industry only to realise that dressing in animal furs is considered 'immoral'.

by **sailorseal** on Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:36 pm

So I killed a few people

by **Martin Ronne** on Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:06 pm

...they were ugly anyways.

by **theusual1** on Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:00 pm

But then Goran looks in the mirror and sees that he is in fact ugly also! (look at my avatar). He then systematically smashes all the windows in his house before cowering behind his sofa with a rifle.