king of the hill

[strike wolf]

so i offer u an alliance u have the river and ill have the forest and the hill


My forest
My Hill
Theusual1's river

I make him a better deal where he can have the hill and the river and he helps throw you in jail.

my forest his hill and river.

[darth emperor]

I am a rare species remember, i cannot go to jail. You will then be jailed for trying to jail me. so HA. Now

who puts u in jail is the judge so he goes to jail not me,but they live u in ur natural enviroment thats is in the other side of the world

there are not proves that i have arson it so i dont go to jail
My hill
My forest

I show the judge a video of the event including you firing the first arrow into the forest. Also all your guards testify against you to avoid jail time. You get locked up for life.

My forest and guards to protect it.

Nobody's hill

my guards will be at the end with me...

I tell (and guards also) that who did it was jonesthecurl and he goes to jail

My hill
My forest
Theusual1's river

[strike wolf]

I am a rare species remember, i cannot go to jail. You will then be jailed for trying to jail me. so HA. Now

who puts u in jail is the judge so he goes to jail not me,but they live u in ur natural enviroment thats is in the other side of the world

there are not proves that i have arson it so i dont go to jail
My hill
My forest

I show the judge a video of the event including you firing the first arrow into the forest. Also all your guards testify against you to avoid jail time. You get locked up for life.

My forest and guards to protect it.

Nobody's hill

my guards will be at the end with me...

I tell (and guards also) that who did it was jonesthecurl and he goes to jail

My hill
My forest
Theusual1's river

I have evidence that proves that not only did you do it but also that Jones was innocent.

My forest. THe usual's river and hill

[darth emperor]

I am a rare species remember, i cannot go to jail. You will then be jailed for trying to jail me. so HA. Now

who puts u in jail is the judge so he goes to jail not me,but they live u in ur natural enviroment thats is in the other side of the world

there are not proves that i have arson it so i dont go to jail
My hill
My forest

I show the judge a video of the event including you firing the first arrow into the forest. Also all your guards testify against you to avoid jail time. You get locked up for life.

My forest and guards to protect it.

Nobody's hill

my guards will be at the end with me...

I tell (and guards also) that who did it was jonesthecurl and he goes to jail

My hill
My forest
Theusual1's river

wich proves?? coz everyone knows that when the attack happen i was ZzZ

[strike wolf]

Except that I have a video clearly showing that YOU fired the first arrow into the woods.

[darth emperor]

Except that I have a video clearly showing that YOU fired the first arrow into the woods.

that's a fake video i havent even touch any single arrow and not even set on the fire

[strike wolf]

Except that I have a video clearly showing that YOU fired the first arrow into the woods.

that's a fake video i havent even touch any single arrow and not even set on the fire

Then how do you explain this video clearly showing you with a bow and arrow?

[darth emperor]

Except that I have a video clearly showing that YOU fired the first arrow into the woods.

that's a fake video i havent even touch any single arrow and not even set on the fire

Then how do you explain this video clearly showing you with a bow and arrow?

(lol) that's not an arrow set on fire.. and its not me it's kitty my cat,who isnt living in the hill

[strike wolf]

A likely story. especially since this proves that you had access to the supplies necessary to bring down the forest. Supplies no one else had access to in fact you were one of the few people to even have a motive to burn down the forest.

[darth emperor]

ONLY FEW???????????????????????????????ONLY FEW??????????? there were 10000000 arrows how want u do it only few... and of course i had acces to that i bought in case u wanted to attack me... but not for taking the forest...

[strike wolf]

ONLY FEW???????????????????????????????ONLY FEW??????????? there were 10000000 arrows how want u do it only few... and of course i had acces to that i bought in case u wanted to attack me... but not for taking the forest...

Fine then let me keep my forest and you can stay on your hilll.

[sailorseal]

ONLY FEW???????????????????????????????ONLY FEW??????????? there were 10000000 arrows how want u do it only few... and of course i had acces to that i bought in case u wanted to attack me... but not for taking the forest...

Fine then let me keep my forest and you can stay on your hilll.

I take your forest and the hill

[strike wolf]

ONLY FEW???????????????????????????????ONLY FEW??????????? there were 10000000 arrows how want u do it only few... and of course i had acces to that i bought in case u wanted to attack me... but not for taking the forest...

Fine then let me keep my forest and you can stay on your hilll.

I take your forest and the hill

NOt so fast. I sunk your battleship!

My forest.

[Martin Ronne]

Come and get it!
Bacon sandwiches!
Bacon rolls!
Bacon-wrapped turkey!
Bacon-wrapped venison!
Bacon-wrapped bacon!
Dull veggie option!

Dull veggie option! How dare you sully my court with your insolence! I should have your head!

However the bacon-wrapped bacon was great. Do you think you could make a bacon-wrapped donut? Now that would be heavenly!

Deep-fried in batter sire?

Of course! Is there any other way?

[strike wolf]

Ah good. You're back from your mission detail now we have the full army behind us.

*retakes the hill with ease.*

Our cookie hill.

[Martin Ronne]

Ah good. You're back from your mission detail now we have the full army behind us.

*retakes the hill with ease.*

Our cookie hill.

Donut cookie hill.

[darth emperor]

Everyone can take the forest... theh hill and the river will be mine


Our forest
My hill
My river

[theusual1]

Your river did you say!!!!!MY RIVER
Whilst you have all been arguing i have been arming my Beavers into an elite fighting force. With the help of the mercenary badgers we have made a pact with the wolves of the wood and are at this moment taking the hill.

A few hours later and we have the hill and you have been thrown in our underground jail. The Wolves are now are allies and we cover each others backs.

The End

[jonesthecurl]

There's so much traffic through here that I open (nearby, not a threat to anyone's hill, forest, or river!) a combined souvenir shop and restaurant and make lots of money.
Anyone want to buy a "I have seen The Hill" bumper sticker, or a "It's mine I tell you" t-shirt?

[darth emperor]

Your river did you say!!!!!MY RIVER
Whilst you have all been arguing i have been arming my Beavers into an elite fighting force. With the help of the mercenary badgers we have made a pact with the wolves of the wood and are at this moment taking the hill.

A few hours later and we have the hill and you have been thrown in our underground jail. The Wolves are now are allies and we cover each others backs.

The End

Come on! no one is happy here.... everyone wants the forest and cause you didnt say anything we suposed that u agreed with that but if you dont do we'll talk again... if the fight still continues im glad that we become allies and take ur river i just want my hill and my forest(but coz everyone wanted the forest i made a trade where i have the hill and the river)
but if everyone doesnt agree... then well talk it again ok?

My hill
My forest
theusual1's river
jonesthecurl's shop

[theusual1]

The Beavers and I are not fans of capitalism and we believe in bartaring one good for another. We send you a formal letter requesting that you shut up shop and leave ASAP. Oh and how many logs for 20 of those "I own the hill" T-shirts?

Hey Darth, how did you get out of my underground jail. You are now an enemy in these lands and will be shot on site.

[strike wolf]

Everyone's forgetting that the donut cookie hill is defended by the finest fighting force in the world and is invasion-proof.

Our donut cookie hill.

[darth emperor]

ok. you want the war then u'll have it...(and i have explained you what happened)my guards throw waste on the river,and when ur beavers(and u) drinks the water they die, we take the river

My hill
My forest
My river

And because I dont want 3 things i give back the forest

My hill
My river
strike wolf's forest

[strike wolf]

You didn't take the hill from us.

our donut hill
my forest.

Your river.

[darth emperor]

You didn't take the hill from us.

our donut hill
my forest.

Your river.

Oh I forgot

My hill(except one part that is called donut that is Our donut hill)
Your forest
My river