Football game. Season 1 complete.

[pmchugh]

...

we still waiting for any1?

Is it bad that I dont know?

I will force my self to start today.

[pmchugh]

Waiting on animo. He's online so I'd expect it soon.

[animorpherv1]

done I thought I sent it in, my mistake.

[icedagger]

done I thought I sent it in, my mistake.

Due to your incompetence I have no choice but to reveal the details of your training to the media/other managers (except sam who is excluded )

Same as last

Amirite?

[cena-rules]

we should have awards at the end of the season

[animorpherv1]

we should have awards at the end of the season

Like "worst soccer/football player"

and "best soccer/footbal player"

[cena-rules]

best manager
worst manager
best start
best finish

[pmchugh]

we should have awards at the end of the season

id already thought of that a long time ago and will do at the end of season.

Severe apoligies for being a lazy git, matches will be done before christmas i promise.

[pancakemix]

we should have awards at the end of the season

id already thought of that a long time ago and will do at the end of season.

Severe apoligies for being a lazy git, matches will be done before christmas i promise.

How promising.

[icedagger]

*clears throat*

[pmchugh]

*clears throat*

Im an evil evil man, sorry the games will definately positively 100 billion percent start tonight.

[icedagger]

Predictions..

Thunder Hawks(amino) v Red Stick Cajuns(LSU) 0-2
Down Under United(iliad) v TR Clowns (panc) 1-1
Norfolk and Chance(ice) v TWAT (lozz) 3-1
Emo United (sam) v Redcar Royals (cena) 1-2

[pmchugh]

i actually did something horay!

Matchday 13
Thunder Hawks(amino) v Red Stick Cajuns(LSU)
Down Under United(iliad) v TR Clowns (panc)
Norfolk and Chance(ice) v TWAT (lozz)
Emo United (sam) v Redcar Royals (cena)

Game 1
This match sees the all but relegated Thunder Hawks take on the mighty RSC. Should Red Stick win it would end DUU’s (no-one told me I abbreviated it wrong from day 1 lol) title hopes. After taking a lead early on Down Under faded a little and haven’t done quite enough to catch up recently and unless there is an upset here then those hopes are over. RSC’s main rivals to the thrown are Norfolk and Chance who are playing the desperately poor TWAT, so they can’t afford to slip up.

Teams
Thunder Hawks (animo)
1. Given 31, Excellent
2. R. Ferdinand 29, Excellent
3. Dawson 24, Excellent
4. Ballack, 31, Very Good
5. Pederson 26, Very Good
6. Denilson 20, Very Good
7. Villa 26, World Class
8. Mellberg, 30, Very Good
9. A. Smith 27, Very Good
10. Viduka, 32, Very Good
11. Berbatov, 27 Excellent
12. Whitehead 26, Good
13. Sagna 25, Very Good
14. Agbonlahor, 21, Very Good

Red Stick Cajuns (lsu)
1. Buffon, 30, World Class
2. Ashley Cole 27, Excellent
3. Clichy 22, Excellent
4. Quaresma, 24, World Class
5. Lucas 21, Very Good
6. C. Ronaldo 23, Footballing God
7. D. Bent, 24, Excellent
8. Kranjcar 23, Good
9. Zarate, 21, Very Good
10. Huddlestone, 21, Good

Match Report
The game started off rather slowly as both teams struggled to get up to speed. The first chance came as a result of a slip up by TH. Pederson thought that Dawson was directly behind him so when Quaresma closed him down he back heeled it. Unfortunately for him Bent was standing directly behind him, he turned advancing towards goal. Dawson came in for the tackle but Bent muscled past him before drilling a shot low past Given and the post.

RSC started to gain in confidence as the match progressed and they started to get more and more shots at goal. One of these came on 26 minutes when Clichy played a pass forward to Lucas who picked out the run of Quaresma. The two Portuguese men combined then as Quaresma played a one-two with Ronaldo, when Quaresma received the ball back he curled it round Given and into the net. Thunder Hawks 0-1 Red Stick Cajuns.

Thunder Hawks tried to fight back before half time and got their chance to do so in injury time. Pederson played a pass into the feet of Villa who cleverly let the ball run through his and Ashley Cole’s legs. He then ran onto it and bore down on goal, as Buffon came out he nicked it past him. The ball was running on too far but Villa just managed to get a shot away as the angle narrowed. He had managed to squeeze it between the posts but Clichy cleared it superbly off the line.

You would think that Red Stick, title contenders would make easy work of dispatching the virtually relegated TH once they went one-nil up but this wasn’t the case. Thunder hawks fought back well and started to create a few chances. One of these came just ten minutes after the half time break. A poor pass from Bent gave the ball away to Denilson who picked out a beautiful pass to Villa. David Villa controlled it nicely before playing it on to Ballack who was bursting through the middle, Ballack found himself with an open space and he fired away a shot from 25 yards. It was well struck and only a fantastic save from Buffon stopped it from rattling into the top corner.

TH continued to push forward desperately trying to break down the RSC ranks but they couldn’t really produce much in the final third. RSC had a chance to punish them for their lack of killer instinct when Bent created an opening. Bent held the ball up well allowing Ronaldo and Lucas to come up in support, he then took the ball out wide before cutting back in and laying it off for Ronaldo. The ball was struck fiercely and Given had no chance, shame it went just a few inches over.

As iliad watched nervously and Amino looked to be resigned to defeat, they got one last chance. In the 93rd minute Ballack chipped the ball out wide for Pederson. Pederson brought the ball down before opening up a yard of space to cross the ball, he did so aiming for Villa. The RSC defence had for once failed, Villa was unmarked at the back post and he headed goalwards. Buffon could never have saved it, he dived but.., wait he has saved it, an outstretched hand from nowhere tips the ball round the post. Its official Thunder Hawks are relegated and the title is now a two horse race.

Thunder Hawks 0-1 Red Stick Cajuns.
-----------------------Quaresma 26

[pancakemix]

RSC’s main rivals to the throne are Norfolk and Chance who are playing the desperately poor TWAT, so they can’t afford to slip up.

I'm sorry, that was really bugging me.

[lozzini]

i actually did something horay!

Matchday 13
Thunder Hawks(amino) v Red Stick Cajuns(LSU)
Down Under United(iliad) v TR Clowns (panc)
Norfolk and Chance(ice) v TWAT (lozz)
Emo United (sam) v Redcar Royals (cena)

Game 1
This match sees the all but relegated Thunder Hawks take on the mighty RSC. Should Red Stick win it would end DUU’s (no-one told me I abbreviated it wrong from day 1 lol) title hopes. After taking a lead early on Down Under faded a little and haven’t done quite enough to catch up recently and unless there is an upset here then those hopes are over. RSC’s main rivals to the thrown are Norfolk and Chance who are playing the desperately poor TWAT, so they can’t afford to slip up.

Teams
Thunder Hawks (animo)
1. Given 31, Excellent
2. R. Ferdinand 29, Excellent
3. Dawson 24, Excellent
4. Ballack, 31, Very Good
5. Pederson 26, Very Good
6. Denilson 20, Very Good
7. Villa 26, World Class
8. Mellberg, 30, Very Good
9. A. Smith 27, Very Good
10. Viduka, 32, Very Good
11. Berbatov, 27 Excellent
12. Whitehead 26, Good
13. Sagna 25, Very Good
14. Agbonlahor, 21, Very Good

Red Stick Cajuns (lsu)
1. Buffon, 30, World Class
2. Ashley Cole 27, Excellent
3. Clichy 22, Excellent
4. Quaresma, 24, World Class
5. Lucas 21, Very Good
6. C. Ronaldo 23, Footballing God
7. D. Bent, 24, Excellent
8. Kranjcar 23, Good
9. Zarate, 21, Very Good
10. Huddlestone, 21, Good

Match Report
The game started off rather slowly as both teams struggled to get up to speed. The first chance came as a result of a slip up by TH. Pederson thought that Dawson was directly behind him so when Quaresma closed him down he back heeled it. Unfortunately for him Bent was standing directly behind him, he turned advancing towards goal. Dawson came in for the tackle but Bent muscled past him before drilling a shot low past Given and the post.

RSC started to gain in confidence as the match progressed and they started to get more and more shots at goal. One of these came on 26 minutes when Clichy played a pass forward to Lucas who picked out the run of Quaresma. The two Portuguese men combined then as Quaresma played a one-two with Ronaldo, when Quaresma received the ball back he curled it round Given and into the net. Thunder Hawks 0-1 Red Stick Cajuns.

Thunder Hawks tried to fight back before half time and got their chance to do so in injury time. Pederson played a pass into the feet of Villa who cleverly let the ball run through his and Ashley Cole’s legs. He then ran onto it and bore down on goal, as Buffon came out he nicked it past him. The ball was running on too far but Villa just managed to get a shot away as the angle narrowed. He had managed to squeeze it between the posts but Clichy cleared it superbly off the line.

You would think that Red Stick, title contenders would make easy work of dispatching the virtually relegated TH once they went one-nil up but this wasn’t the case. Thunder hawks fought back well and started to create a few chances. One of these came just ten minutes after the half time break. A poor pass from Bent gave the ball away to Denilson who picked out a beautiful pass to Villa. David Villa controlled it nicely before playing it on to Ballack who was bursting through the middle, Ballack found himself with an open space and he fired away a shot from 25 yards. It was well struck and only a fantastic save from Buffon stopped it from rattling into the top corner.

TH continued to push forward desperately trying to break down the RSC ranks but they couldn’t really produce much in the final third. RSC had a chance to punish them for their lack of killer instinct when Bent created an opening. Bent held the ball up well allowing Ronaldo and Lucas to come up in support, he then took the ball out wide before cutting back in and laying it off for Ronaldo. The ball was struck fiercely and Given had no chance, shame it went just a few inches over.

As iliad watched nervously and Amino looked to be resigned to defeat, they got one last chance. In the 93rd minute Ballack chipped the ball out wide for Pederson. Pederson brought the ball down before opening up a yard of space to cross the ball, he did so aiming for Villa. The RSC defence had for once failed, Villa was unmarked at the back post and he headed goalwards. Buffon could never have saved it, he dived but.., wait he has saved it, an outstretched hand from nowhere tips the ball round the post. Its official Thunder Hawks are relegated and the title is now a two horse race.

Thunder Hawks 0-1 Red Stick Cajuns.
-----------------------Quaresma 26

good good i still have hope for now... but oin my current form i reli dont stand a chance

[animorpherv1]

lulz. I was bottom the whole time.

I told you guys my team sucks, even with my revamped training.

[icedagger]

I would like to point out that icedagger (the player) has the highest goals/game ratio in the league

I think you missed a trick when lozz was trying to offload him (me) ani

[sam_levi_11]

the tension in this topic...

[lozzini]

yer he also has the worst goals conceded a game ratio too

[icedagger]

Blah blah insignificant details blah blah, probably best player in the CCPL blah blah

I 100% agree with that last part

More games tonight pmc? We have a midtable yawner to get through..

[pmchugh]

Blah blah insignificant details blah blah, probably best player in the CCPL blah blah

I 100% agree with that last part

More games tonight pmc? We have a midtable yawner to get through..

Aye.

[pmchugh]

Matchday 13
Thunder Hawks(amino) 0 v 1 Red Stick Cajuns(LSU)
Down Under United(iliad) v TR Clowns (panc)
Norfolk and Chance(ice) v TWAT (lozz)
Emo United (sam) v Redcar Royals (cena)

Game 2
After hearing the news that DDU can’t possibly win the title any more iliad looked dejected but said that his players still had a job to do. If DDU get at least a point then they will be confirmed to finish in at least 3rd, but should they lose TRC will still be able to leap frog them on the last day of the season. When panc took over TR Clowns were 6th and looking in danger of relegation but he helped to turn around the fortunes of the club and got them playing good football but the question is are they now good enough to take down and overtake the mighty DDU?

Teams
Down Under United (illy)
1. Hart 20, Very Good
2. Vidic 26, Excellent
3. Agger 23, Excellent
4. Xavi, 28 World Class
5. Lampard, 29, World Class
6 .Arshavin, 27 World Class
7. Drogba, 30, World Class
8. Yobo 27, Very Good
9. K. Miller, 28, Very Good
10. A. Young 22, Very Good

TRC (panc)
1. Freidel, 36, Excellent
2. Terry, 27, World Class
3. Carragher 30, Excellent
4. Barnes 19, Excellent
5. Flamini 24, Excellent
6. Deco, 31 World Class
7. Van Nistilrooy, 32, World class
8. Hutton 23, Excellent
9. Hargreaves, 27, Excellent
10. Shevchenko, 31, Excellent


Match Report
The game started sharply with some decent play for both sides. Despite seeing their title hopes disappear it was DDU who managed to make the first few chances. Arshavin played the ball down the line and Xavi ran onto it. He cut inside and laid it off for Lampard who struck it first time. The shot was heading well wide but a big deflection off of Terry took it inside and wrong footed the keeper. It hit the back of the net and Down Under lead thanks to a fluke. Down Under United 1-0 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

Down Under then gained in confidence and created more and more chances. Arshavin played the ball into Drogba’s feet on the edge of the box; he turned Carragher well but was then pulled down from behind by Carragher. The ref blew for a free-kick right on the edge of the box. Xavi laid it off and the TRC defenders couldn’t close Drogba down quick enough as he smashed it past them, the keeper and the goal.

After a few more half chances for Down Under it was TR Clowns turn to threaten. Deco played a great chipped pass to Van Nistilrooy who headed it on for Flamini. Flamini took it down well pushed the ball past Agger to make some space and then drilled in a low shot. Hart dived and got a good hand to it, but not good enough to keep it from hitting the back of the net. Down Under United 1-1 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

In the second half TRC started much the brighter and Down Under were looking very poor. The chances kept on coming and DDU were just asking for it. On 59 minutes Terry played a good ball forward which landed at Barnes’ feet. The young midfielder knocked the ball ahead and ran onto it, as a challenge came flying in from Lampard he passed it on. Barnes stayed down injured but TRC played on. Deco received the ball and then played a nice pass that sent van Nistilrooy in on goal, the Dutchman wasn’t going to miss from 8 yards and he calmly slotted the ball past Hart. Down Under United 1-2 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

Barnes will miss the last day of the season thanks to his injury but will be glad it led to a goal. Hargreaves came on as a sub for him. TR Clowns then had control of the game and Down Under United didn’t seem to be there normal selves. The chances were thin for the next 20 minutes but eventually DDU managed to pull something together in the last 10 mins. A good piece of skill from Arshavin got him past Flamini and he then played it on for Drogba. Drogba took a lovely first touch that opened up space for him, he shot but very badly. That was an uncharacteristic miss for a man with 9 goals so far.

DDU started to apply some pressure late on but the last chance wasn’t to fall to them. The ball was punted up from Hargreaves and Agger completely failed to deal with it. This allowed van Nistilrooy through one on one wit Hart and he attempted to lob the young keeper. He succeeded in getting in over Hart and bringing it down in time but it went wide. A great win for TRC and DDU’s week just keeps getting worse.

Down Under United 1-2 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.
Terry O.G. 11------------Flamini 38
----------------------------Van Nistilrooy 59

[Iliad]

Well f*ck

EDIT: We'll get third anyway

[pancakemix]

Here are your hopes and dreams, Illy. They're a little beat up.

[icedagger]

I no longer plan on playing my youth team..

Match soon pmc?