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Santa Claus sent me a message

Postby Ham on Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:09 pm

He sent me a letter with a elf foot in it and it said he was going to kill me on Christmas Eve.

What should I do ?
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Postby johnnyrotten on Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:11 pm

Nothing. You can't run from Santa.
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Postby Machiavelli on Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:49 pm

He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.


SO basically you're screwed
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:36 am

LMFAO! I soooo love this thread! Burn him alive buddy, burn him alive!
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Postby rathersane on Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:32 am

It might prove lucrative to sell Santa-Jammers to the kiddies.
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Postby sfhbballnut on Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:25 am

he's working for me you'd better not resist
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:02 pm

sfhbballnut wrote:he's working for me you'd better not resist


So your the one that makes parents lie to their children only to disappoint them later is what your saying? How sad...very very sad! So mastermind, why do you do it? whats your excuse? Since santa works for you that is...
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Postby Anon on Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:36 pm

Machiavelli wrote:He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.


SO basically you're screwed


if he knows all that stuff why doesnt he know what i want for christmas
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Postby Econ2000 on Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:29 pm

lol r u dead yet?
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Postby bluereaper on Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:33 pm

i think he is...
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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:45 pm

most likely
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Postby bluereaper on Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:46 pm

what a shame....moment of silence please.....





ok time to move on
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Postby Econ2000 on Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:48 pm

ok thats long enough
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Postby s.xkitten on Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:19 pm

no that was too long...
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Postby Ham on Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:00 am

Srry had to get some therapy for what happened christmas eve. First he found me in the corner with a knife. I stabbed at his stomach but he karate chopped my hand then shoved candy canes down my throat untill he thought I quit breathing. After that he got drunk on eggnog and raped my dog. after he passed out I got a stringy ribbon and choked him untill he tapped his nose and flew up the chimney. He left a note promising to end me next year.



Now excuse me while I lay down and cry myself to sleep.
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Postby bluereaper on Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:02 am

PRAISE HES ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...well for 363 days at least left....
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