Football game. Season 1 complete.

[animorpherv1]

has panc sent his in?

yeah your match is next.

If sam doesnt return then im not sure what to do. I will wait a while anyway to see if he returns.

Can I just win 3-0?

[pmchugh]

has panc sent his in?

yeah your match is next.

If sam doesnt return then im not sure what to do. I will wait a while anyway to see if he returns.

Can I just win 3-0?

Thats a possibility, but i think I prefer lozz's option. I will give sam till wednesday before I look for replacements. Or else I will just random numbers for his training.

[cena-rules]

use his last training

[pmchugh]

use his last training

Good enough, anyone disagree?

[icedagger]

Sounds good to me.

BTW I'm fielding my youth team for the next match..

[pmchugh]

Sounds good to me.

BTW I'm fielding my youth team for the next match..

You arent the only one....

[lozzini]

Sounds good to me.

BTW I'm fielding my youth team for the next match..

You arent the only one....

:P

yer submit hsi last training and team

[sam_levi_11]

sorry guys family and internet problems coipled didnt help.

sent training

[sam_levi_11]

also YAY! im doing ok again

[lozzini]

lol dw about it mate - this stuff happenz to every1

[pmchugh]

sorry guys family and internet problems coipled didnt help.

sent training

Woot Im lad your back otherwise the FA cup final would have been boring. Just in time as well for this game.

[pmchugh]

Matchday 12
Norfolk and Chance (ice) 3 v 3 Down Under United (iliad)
Red Stick Cajuns (LSU) 2 v 2 Redcar Royals (cena)
Emo United (sam) v Thunder Hawks (amino)
TWAT (lozz) v TR Clowns (panc)

Game 3
Emo United manager Sam Levi just about made his match on time, after turning up just 5 minutes before kick off agianst Thunder Hawks. Should TH lose they will be relegated with 2 games left and even a draw would still make it a difficult task to stay up. If Thunder Hawks finally get there first win then they may just have a chance of survival. Things lie in the balance for Emo who could still get relegated or finish in the top half.

Teams
Emo United (sam levi)
1. James 37, Excellent
2. Cannavaro, 35, World Class
3. Lahm, 24 Excellent
4. Elano 26, Excellent
5. Fabregas, 20, World Class
6. Rosicky, 27, World Class
7. Torres, 24, World Class
8. Todd 33, Good
9. Mendes 29, Very Good
10. Walcott, 19, Excellent

Thunder Hawks (animo)
1. Given 31, Excellent
2. R. Ferdinand 29, Excellent
3. Dawson 24, Excellent
4. Ballack, 31, Very Good
5. Pederson 26, Very Good
6. Denilson 20, Very Good
7. Villa 26, World Class
8. Mellberg, 30, Very Good
9. A. Smith 27, Very Good
10. Viduka, 32, Very Good
11. Berbatov, 27 Excellent
12. Whitehead 26, Good
13. Sagna 25, Very Good
14. Agbonlahor, 21, Very Good


Match Report
From the beginning Thunder Hawks sat in and tried to pounce on the counter. They surrendered possession to Emo who failed to break through the TH defence in the early stages. That was until the 18th minute. Rosicky played it square to Fabregas who then launched a pass out wide to Elano who controlled it well. Ballack tried to make a challenge but Elano knocked it past him, he then whipped in a cross that was met by the head of Torres, it flew past Given but also past the post.

In the 26th minute Thunder Hawks managed to successfully hit Emo on the counter. Ferdinand made a tackle before launching a pass was up the field. It went over the heads of the Emo deence and a race ensued for the ball. James came rushing out his goal while Villa and Cannavaro ran towards it. Villa got there first and lobbed it over the head of James. It sailed through the air and landed on the top of the net, so close!

As the first half went on Emo started to play well and take control of the match and getting off many shots, with quite a few on target. One of these shots came a few minutes before the half time interval. Emo United were passing the ball around just outside of the box before Rosicky tried to play in Torres, he succeeded and Torres side footed the ball towards the bottom corner. Given stretched out a foot and knocked it out for a corner.

As the game moved into the second half Emo’s control turned into dominance. They continually created chances but failed to take them. Against the run of play Thunder Hawks managed to get only their 3rd shot of the match away. Ballack received the ball inside his own half and ran at Lahm. He burst past him and spotted Pederson making a run, he slotted it through and Pederson continued the move forward. He turned one way then the other before curling a shot in from the edge of the box. James was slightly off of his line and could do nothing but watch the ball hit the top corner. Emo United 0-1 Thunder Hawks.

After the goal TH sat in even deeper and invited Emo onto them once more. It wasn’t long before Emo United got yet another goal scoring opportunity. A mistake from Denilson gave Rosicky the ball deep inside Thunder Hawks territory. Rosicky then chipped a pass into the box for Torres, who simply flicked it on with the outside of his boot. It nestled into the bottom corner and Emo United are back level. Emo United 1-1 Thunder Hawks.

This was a bit of a wake up call for TH and they finally came out of their shell with 20 minutes to go, this meant the game was very open as players on both sides looked to get forward. Despite this only a few half chances and one major chance were created in the last 20 mins. That major chance fell to Emo United. It was Emo’s turn to counter and Hawks were caught too far up the pitch. Fabregas slid in Torres who held the ball up till support came. It came in the form of Rosicky and Torres played him in. A great first touch took the ball past Dawson and left Rosicky with just the keeper to beat. He swung at the ball and it skewed well wide, what a miss.

Emo United 1-1 Thunder Hawks
Torres 67--------Pederson 64

TH are in danger of relgation, they need to win both their matches (away to LSU next) and other results to go their way to stay up.

[pmchugh]

Matchday 12
Norfolk and Chance (ice) 3 v 3 Down Under United (iliad)
Red Stick Cajuns (LSU) 2 v 2 Redcar Royals (cena)
Emo United (sam) 1 v 1 Thunder Hawks (amino)
TWAT (lozz) v TR Clowns (panc)

Game 4
With Thunder Hawks losing earlier it seems all but confirmed they are to finish bottom. Thje second relegation spot however is up for grabs. 4 teams are still fighting to avoid it including Emo United, Redcar Royals and today’s opponents TWAT and TR Clowns. With just 2 points currently separating the 4 sides every match is vital for survival. TWAT’s Richards is missing today’s game through suspension and many expected A. Fedinand to come on in his place but lozzini made the controversial decision to play icedagger instead. Icedagger was managing earlier today but managed to travel to TWAT for kick off and to be the first person in history to manage one club and play for another in the same division.

Teams
TWAT (lozz)
1. Cech, 25, World Class
2. Gallas, 30, Excellent
3. icedagger, ??, Shite
4. S. Larsson 22, Very Good
5. Anderson 20, Excellent
6. Ribery, 25 World Class
7. Messi 21, Footballing God
8. A. Ferdinand 23, Very Good
9. Lennon 20, Excellent
10. Adebayor, 24, World Class

TRC (panc)
1. Freidel, 36, Excellent
2. Terry, 27, World Class
3. Carragher 30, Excellent
4. Barnes 19, Excellent
5. Flamini 24, Excellent
6. Deco, 31 World Class
7. Van Nistilrooy, 32, World class
8. Hutton 23, Excellent
9. Hargreaves, 27, Excellent
10. Shevchenko, 31, Excellent


Match Report
The game was an extremely entertaining one with both teams looking good in attack. Icedagger seemed to be letting his nerves get to him as he had an extremely poor start. He misplaced a pass that gave possession away to Deco. Deco then picked out a pass to Barnes. Barnes swung a corss into the box that was too high for Van Nistilrooy but not for Flamini who rose above icedagger easily and headed the ball down into the ground. It bounced just before Cech making it impossible to save and TR Clowns have the lead. The Weird Alternative Team 0-1 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

Furious with the poor defending of the first goal lozzini urged his players forward. They did so and after 21 minutes they got a decent chance. Ribery played a fast ball to the advancing Anderson who cleverly stepped over the ball and let it run through. Messi then received it and he cut it back across Terry before hammering his shot past Freidel and into the top corner. The Weird Alternative Team 1-1 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

Both teams continued to attack making it a very interesting game for the neutrals. The next big chance came on the stroke of half time and it fell to Van Nistilrooy. Deco advanced and was eventually closed down by Gallas, just before he was tackled he managed to flick the ball on. Icedagger picked up the loose ball and played a pass back to his keeper, his pass was way to weak and Van Nistilrooy pounced. He latched onto it and then struck it calmly passed the bemused Cech. The Weird Alternative Team 1-2 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

Things continued to go from bad to worse in the second half for TWAT. They were playing reasonably ok but every time the ball was put anywhere near icedagger he found some miraculous way to screw it up. One chance, however, he cannot be blamed for. A great move from TR Clowns left TWAT stunned on the 61st minute. Barnes lifted a pass to Deco who took it down with one touch before sliding in Flamini who played it first time to Van Nistilrooy. The big Dutch striker took two touches and slammed the ball past Cech from just 10 yards out. The Weird Alternative Team 1-3 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

Despite going down TWAT continued to pour forward in search of an equaliser, they created a few half chances one of which led to a corner with 15 minutes remaining. Larsson curled in a beautiful corner that was met by the head of Gallas, only a brilliant save from Freidel stopped it crossing the line. He didn’t send it very far though and an almighty goal mouth scramble ensued. After a few kicks and deflections eventually a foot prodded the ball out and into the back of the net. I don’t believe it, its icedagger who is leading the celebrations and yes the replay shows it was his foot! The Weird Alternative Team 2-3 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

With TWAT back in the match icedagger seemed to gain confidence, although this didn’t help him much in one incident. Barnes burst down the wing before cutting in and passing Ribery. Both defenders were marking Van Nistilrooy at the front post leaving Deco free at the back post. Barnes played it to Deco and the Portuguese man simply tapped the ball into the goal. The Weird Alternative Team 2-4 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.

The game ended in this way with icedagger not having the most impressive debut despite claiming a goal.

The Weird Alternative Team 2-4 Transvestite Rodeo Clowns.
Messi 21-----------------------------Flamini 9
Icedagger 75------------------------Van Nistilrooy 45+1, 58
---------------------------------------Deco 82

League table up in a sec.

[icedagger]

I pissed myself reading that

You made the right choice lozz but without meaning to cause offence I think the rest of the team let us both down a bit

[pmchugh]

Matchday 13:
Thunder Hawks(amino) v Red Stick Cajuns(LSU)
Down Under United(iliad) v TR Clowns (panc)
Norfolk and Chance(ice) v TWAT (lozz)
Emo United (sam) v Redcar Royals (cena)

DDU needs a win to keep title hopes alive while also needing favours from both amino and lozz to keep RSC and NaC in sight. In order for TH to still have a chance of surivival they must win TRC can't beat DDU and Emo v RR game cant be a draw. Game 4 is a big one in the relegation battle as the winner would vitrually garuantee themsleves safety.

Send in your training please.

[Iliad]

I pissed myself reading that

You made the right choice lozz but without meaning to cause offence I think the rest of the team let us both down a bit

says the man who caused 3 goals against his side in a 4-2 loss

[lozzini]

I pissed myself reading that

You made the right choice lozz but without meaning to cause offence I think the rest of the team let us both down a bit

says the man who caused 3 goals against his side in a 4-2 loss

rofl that was pretty awesome, i wasn't gunna stay up anyway lol

maybe ice is an attacker...

good enough to give messi a run for his money do you think?

and btw i played adebayor last game not messi? did yu not seee my changes?

[sam_levi_11]

Cena, may the best man win. As long as it is me.

[cena-rules]

Cena, may the best man win. As long as it is me.

pffffft If illy wins then lets play out a draw. We will both be virtually safe

[pancakemix]

Cena, may the best man win. As long as it is me.

pffffft If illy wins then lets play out a draw. We will both be virtually safe

Well, I'm playing illy, so you know it'll be a draw for us.

[animorpherv1]

Same as last

[sam_levi_11]

lol can we agree a draw? lets match fix!

[pmchugh]

rofl that was pretty awesome, i wasn't gunna stay up anyway lol

maybe ice is an attacker...

good enough to give messi a run for his money do you think?

and btw i played adebayor last game not messi? did yu not seee my changes?

If you'd won you would have been 4th, and in fact you could still stay up now. And yeah sorry I missed the Adebayor change.

p.s. If your training is the same sam and cena I will give you point deductions

[Iliad]

Cena, may the best man win. As long as it is me.

pffffft If illy wins then lets play out a draw. We will both be virtually safe

Well, I'm playing illy, so you know it'll be a draw for us.

Come on pcm lose. I'll give you a cool role in dow

[lozzini]

...

we still waiting for any1?