Warlords of the Wort vs. The Regulators (18-12) FINAL

by **andre the giant** on Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:36 am

WOTW 18 - 12 The Regulators FINAL

The Warlords of the Wort have challenged the Regulators to a clan war. The Regulators have graciously agreed. The format is: 30 total games, 10 doubles, 10 triples, 10 quads. Each clan sets up half the games. Any map, any settings except speed and freestyle.

Home Doubles Game (total of 5)
REGULATORS Game 3512638 rjp0305, greycloak vs. [RFA}Juggalo, Rainman23
WARLORDS Game 3515444 Iz Man, Andre the giant vs. Shrinky, DARCOGOAL
WARLORDS Game 3521815 Chowdah, Cheyco vs [RFA]Juggalo, Rainman23
WARLORDS Game 3517108 Andre the giant, vorm vs. Shrinky, DARCOGOAL
WARLORDSGame 3521618 cheyco, Brooksie vs. Shrinky, DARCOGOAL

Regulators Doubles Games
REGULATORS Game 3499651 - shrinky, darcogoal vs. andre the giant, Backglass
WARLORDS Game 3499652 - shrinky, darcogoal vs. Donkey, Greycloak
REGULATORS Game 3499908 - rainman23, [RFA]Juggalo vs. andre the giant, Cheyco
WARLORDS Game 3499910 - rainman23, [RFA]Juggalo vs. Donkey, Cheyco
WARLORDS Game 3499912 - rainman23, [RFA]Juggalo vs. Greycloak, Donkey

Home Triples Games (total of 5)
REGULATORS Game 3511329 vorm, rjp0305,tcichon vs. cowboyz, nachito, ktess920
WARLORDS Game 3511773 Greycloak, tcichon, Backglass vs. cowboyz, nachito, ktess920
WARLORDS Game 3512834 tcichon, backglass, rileychris vs.Redfelt, Mustapha Mond, Paddy The Cat
WARLORDS Game 3512837 tcichon, andre the giant, backglass vs Mustapha Mond, Redfelt, Paddy The Cat
REGULATORS Game 3512839 tcichon, backglass, Donkey vs. cowboyz, nachito, ktess920

Regulators triples games
WARLORDSGame 3499569 - redfelt, mustapha mond, paddy the cat vs. Brooksie, Greycloak, vorm
REGULATORS Game 3499567 - redfelt, mustapha mond, paddy the cat vs. Andre the giant, Iz Man, Chowdah
WARLORDS Game 3499564 - redfelt, mustapha mond, paddy the cat vs. Greycloak, Iz Man, Donkey
REGULATORS Game 3529443 - cowboyz, ktess920, nachito vs. Brooksie, Chowdah, Cheyco
REGULATORS Game 3529449 - cowboyz, ktess920, nachito vs. Andre the giant, tcichon, Donkey

Home Quads Games (total of 5)
REGULATORS Game 3514264 Brooksie,Andre the giant, Donkey, Greycloak vs.Red6, niMic, rbelgrod, Dominator7
WARLORDS Game 3515105 Backglass, Iz Man, Chowdah, Andre the giant vs. Red6, niMic,rbelgrod, Dominator7
REGULATORS Game 3518673 Greycloak, Iz Man, Brooksie, Cheyco vs Redfelt, TheTrueNorth, Spijker81, Alchemy70
REGULATORS Game 3524023 Andre the giant, Greycloak, Donkey, backglass vs Redfelt, TheTrueNorth, Spijker81, Alchemy70
REGULATORS Game 3521766 vorm, Brooksie, tcichon, backglass vs Red6, niMic, rbelgrod, Dominator7

Regulators Quads Games
WARLORDS Game 3506169 - redfelt, thetruenorth,spijker81,alchemy70 vs. Greycloak, Donkey, rileychris, Cheyco
WARLORDSGame 3506174 - redfelt, thetruenorth,spijker81,alchemy70 vs. Brooksie, Andre the giant, tcichon, Chowdah
WARLORDSGame 3506177 - redfelt, thetruenorth,spijker81,alchemy70 vs. Donkey, Andre the giant, Greycloak, Brooksie
WARLORDSGame 3506862 - red6,nimic,dominator7,rbelgrod vs. Greycloak, tcichon, Andre the giant, Brooksie
WARLORDSGame 3506864 - red6,nimic,dominator7,rbelgrod vs. Iz Man, tcichon, Brooksie, Greycloak

by **andre the giant** on Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:43 am

Calling all WOTW and Regulators... Join the fun! Let's fill these games up and enjoy killing each other!

Cheers!

by **Iz Man** on Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:42 pm

Can we get some more "battle stories" out of andre?

Lets all have a good, bloody war........

by **[RFA]Juggalo** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:23 am

3512638 and me and rainman will take what seems to be the first win

by **[RFA]Juggalo** on Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:18 pm

lets keep it to this thread, i dont have enough time to keep the scores updated, were also in like 5 or 6 tournies besides this war :p

by **Donkey** on Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:08 pm

3499912 is a win for the Warlords.

by **Shrinky** on Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:27 am

is anyone from WORT planning to join the waterloo dubs? It's been up for a long time now.

That dubs is with me and DARCOGOAL

by **Donkey** on Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:17 pm

Greycloak and I joined that game (much to our dismay).

Game #3499910 is a win for the Warlords.

by **andre the giant** on Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:09 pm

Hey everybody. I finally updated the scoreboard. Sorry, I was out of town working a 75 hour work week. Didn't have time for anything except taking turns. All tied up for the moment. Good war so far.

Thanks to the Regulators for being patient while us drunks prepared to play. =D>

by **andre the giant** on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:51 pm

And so it came to pass that in the late fall, the Warlords of the Wort were returning from a clan war with the Legion of the Damned. The Warlords had passed from the bleak landscape of the Damned territory, into more hospitable surroundings. The trees bore leaves, albeit fall leaves that shone crimson, yellow and orange in the autumn sun. The water here ran clear and cool. And it was in these woods that the Warlords saw their first signs of upcoming trouble. Cheyco noticed a symbol, carved into a tree. It bore the image of a demon, holding a mug of beer. At first he and Backglass admired the carving. but as they traveled onward, it became apparent that the carvings were not innocent graffiti, but boundary markers. The Warlords decided to stop for the afternoon and set up camp.

The Warlords formed groups and traveled out a few hundred yards from camp. The forest floor was damp from recent rain, and the fallen leaves were brilliant as the sun shone through the partially defoliated trees. All was quiet, except for the occasional squirrel or chipmunk scurrying through the leaves. Andre and Cheyco were scanning a small ravine when they appeared. Two of the Regulators came into view and rode their horses directly towards the Warlords. One of the men bore the decorations of an obvious leader. Without any fanfare, the Regulators rode up, drew their swords, and attacked the Warlords. Andre and Cheyco, never ones to let their guard down, countered with blows of their own. The clanging of sword on shield alerted the other Warlords that an enemy had been found, but at that moment, they were all simultaneously engaged in battle as well. Vorm quickly grabbed the battle horn and sounded a couple notes before grabbing his axe and entering the fray. All of the Warlords heard the horn and knew that it meant to close the gap between them so they could support each other. Andre and Cheyco were quickly overpowered and had to withdraw, but elsewhere, the Warlords were battling back. Within a half hour, the Warlords and the Regulators were concentrated on the edge of a large grassy clearing. The battles raged in and out of the woods. it became apparent that nobody had the upper hand. But it was early in the battle....

by **andre the giant** on Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:22 am

The battle became more fierce. The Warlords, fresh from their battle with the Damned were fighting well. Several of the Regulators were knocked out of the battle early, and for the moment, it seemed that the Warlords would be able to repel the Regulator's attacks with relative ease.

Andre and Iz Man were fighting, backs to one another. They were warding off blows from Shrinky and DARCOGOAL. Andre raised his shield to block a blow, turned his head towards Iz Man and said, "This is quite the spirited battle. I wonder... who the F@#k are these guys?" Iz shouted back, "I dunno, but they seem pretty pissed off!" DARCOGOAL heard this and becamed enraged. "You mean to tell me that you've never heard of the Regulators!?" He once again crashed his sword down on Andre's shield. Chowdah chimed in from a few yards away. "Oh yeah, I've heard of you... I heard you fight like women!" A violent series of blows struck vorm and knocked him to the ground. He continued defending himself and shouted, "Chowdah, That isn't helping!" Andre pointed and yelled, "it looks like they are pushing in on the left flank! tcichon, see if you can shore it up a bit."
tcichon began fighting his way through the fray to help brooksie and Greycloak. The battle was becoming chaotic, and it was unclear whether the Warlords would be victorious, or if the Regulators would fight their way back. Nobody was ready to give up yet, and the day was far from over.

by **andre the giant** on Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:04 pm

The battles were beginning to wind down. Horses wandered, riderless, through the smoke filled forest. The clanging of swords and shields grew softer as the warriors tired. The Regulators had battled their way back to near parity, only to have the Warlords fight with even more purpose. tcichon turned to Brooksie and said, "You know, next time I suggest that we go on some foolhardy adventure, remind me of this little escapade, will ya?" Brooksie laughed. Iz Man took another slash at his opponent before chiming in, "adventure is one thing, but this seems too much like work." Chowdah heard this and yelled, "Yeah, less fighting, more drinking. Isn't that the clan motto?" Iz Man shouted back, "I dunno, look at Andre over there, he's on a rampage. I think he's eliminated 5-6 of the regulators in the last few minutes." Andre heard the comment and growled to Redfelt, (one of his opponents) "Do your clan-mates ever leave you to do all the dirty work?" There was another crash of sword against shield, then Redfelt answered, "Yeah, I get my share of it. Its a tough job, but someone's got to do it." Andre responded, "too bad we're not playing terminator!" Redfelt laughed, but continued fighting. His armor was covered with earth and blood, his own, and that of his opponents.

The sun was sinking low, and darkness was drawing near. Those warriors who were finished sat on the sidelines and watched as their clan-mates continued to fight for honor.