What would u do with this in combat?

by **Snorri1234** on Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:41 pm

viking97 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:I'd build a machine that shoots cauliflower at my enemies.

Wer did u get the cuiliflower!

Just your local completely-unlikely-weapons-invented-by-the A-team-or MacGuyver shop.

by **viking97** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:17 am

As host i temporarily change rules so i get to get portals and command star wars and transformers to destroy that army that made a base on the moon.

I return to earth triumpphant and bring back the thread to its state as wat would u do with this in combat rather king of the hill

by **browng-08** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:24 am

i give my slave his freedom on the condition that he uses my mostly unlimited supplies to deal with the whole lot of you while O go f*ck off to Hawaii or Tahiti or some other exotic place.

by **viking97** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:26 am

I think im having war of who can post the most with browng-08

by **browng-08** on Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:32 am

wut? lol.

by **Nikolai** on Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:29 pm

viking97 wrote:As host i temporarily change rules so i get to get portals and command star wars and transformers to destroy that army that made a base on the moon.

The army based on the moon makes popcorn and sits back for the show.

(A portal means that they are entering our world, thus becoming subject to real laws of physics, etc. Transformers, upon entering this world, would immediately turn into dependent machines without directional interfaces and collapse, due to the absence of an All-Spark. Star Wars, being based on a completely different set of laws of physics (see dog-fighting in space), is utterly disfunctional in combat and mostly crashes into Earth, furthering our goal of destroying every living thing on earth and plunging the world into nuclear winter.)

Then we send salvage ships to steal any technology that remained functional in our world, which might include drive systems, and emerge more powerful than ever before. Thanks to the generous change of rules which has permitted us to advance more quickly, we have time to colonize other suitable planets, and possibly send expeditions to other solar systems, before our re-invasion of earth and destruction of the cockroaches. :twisted:

by **Votanic** on Mon Oct 14, 2024 10:44 pm

Who am I fighting? How many?
Do they also have the same set of of equipment and resources?

There are fourteen unique previous posters. That might be a clue...

What are the capababilities and specs on that one slave. Is it a complete automaton?
I recall that it is hermaphroditic. Can I breed it?

When combat resumes (No if; this is a certainty), we will need answers to these questions and many more.