Movie quote retort game

[Frop]

Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.

[Sackett58]

Ann: I can't imagine anything hanging in the closet shrinking so much.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

[Frop]

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: You're the one who needs a shrink, Szalinski. You are a nut case. And I'll tell you something, I have got an air hammer in my attic and if you did do something to my kids, there's gonna be pieces of you all over the neighbourhood! Come on, Mae!

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

[Sackett58]

Nurse Pilbow: Medication time. Medication time.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

[Frop]

Raoul Duke: Oh god... did you eat all this acid?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[Sackett58]

Django: Food is fuel. You get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is gonna die. Now shut up and eat your garbage.

Ratatouille

[mandyb]

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut

[Frop]

Lone Starr: Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?

Spaceballs

[Sackett58]

Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

Vacation

[Frop]

A moose once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: 'The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist', 'Fillings of Passion', 'The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink'...

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

[Sackett58]

Natasha Fatale: Boris, is Moose you said you killed in previous episode?
Boris Badenov: Look, it's his show. If he wants to be hard to kill, let him

[Frop]

Officer: Shoot it, man! Shoot it in the head!

Dawn Of The Dead

[mandyb]

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Hunter Thomson

[Sackett58]

Annie Savoy: The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness.

Bull Durham

[Frop]

Colt: What does that mean?
Dr. Harrold Leacher: It means I'm pretentious.

Loaded Weapon 1

[Sackett58]

John Herod: Mr. Hanlon, I want to ask you about Indian Wells. Did that fight really take place? You really killed four men?
Ace Hanlon: Two with my right hand, two with my left. Truth be told, I'm equally good with either.
John Herod: You must be the fastest gun in the west.
Ace Hanlon: A pity you weren't there to find out.
John Herod: Oh, but I was, Ace. See, I was the one who really killed the Terence brothers. And I doubt a lying little chickenshit like you was even in the same state!

The Quick and the Dead

[jonesthecurl]

The Frenchman's idea, by and by, is to get the woman interested un him as a male. The American idea is to point out, first of all, the great and beautiful part which the stars, and the infinite generally, play in Man's relationship to women.

[Hsur]

Love is something every man needs, not with a vegetable, but with something alive! Something that moves, that's warm, that looks you in the eyes. Something with a soul. Anyway, there was a . . . a sheep. A beautiful little sheep! She was nice, kind, pretty. I called her Lola. Not an ugly old sheep like the others, but a little sheep. So delicate, refined!


Night on Earth

[mandyb]

-Would any of you be interested in dating Katarina Stratford?
-Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?


10 things I hate about you

[Sackett58]

Hannibal Lecter: Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?

[mandyb]

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again.


Snatch

[Sackett58]

George Gipp: Win one for the Gipper!

[mandyb]

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Henry Kissinger

[Sackett58]

Palin: I've never heard Henry Kissinger say, "Yeah, I'll meet with these leaders without preconditions being met."

[heavycola]

MIchael Palin:
'Stwike him centuwion! Stwike him vewy wuffly!'