If I gave you.....game

by **danodukebb** on Mon May 26, 2008 7:08 pm

we could make 2guys1cup!!

If I gave you herpes

by **t-o-m** on Tue May 27, 2008 6:12 pm

i would wonder where you got it from in the 1st place, probably your homosexual boyfriend

if i gave you a biscuit

by **william18** on Tue May 27, 2008 6:14 pm

I would dip it in battery acid.

If I gave you a fistful of dollars.

by **t-o-m** on Tue May 27, 2008 6:16 pm

i would reject it coz i use pounds.

if i shagged ur mom

by **william18** on Tue May 27, 2008 6:18 pm

I would laugh and say put your contacts on.

If I gave you the knowledge that you actually shagged a dog.

by **t-o-m** on Tue May 27, 2008 6:20 pm

i would tel you that you should speak about your mother in that way.
btw she's kinky

imagine your mom's vaninga opening, remember that thought when ever you are masturbating - that you came out of her pussy and you cock touched her pussy.

if i told you youre gay

by **danodukebb** on Tue May 27, 2008 6:23 pm

I'd say stop talking to the mirror

If I gave you the satifacition of killing yourself?

by **bryguy** on Thu May 29, 2008 12:02 pm

i would say no thanks

by **whitestazn88** on Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:30 am

bryguy wrote:i would say no thanks

god damnit... learn the game... you have to continue it with a question....

if i gave bryguy a second chance to do this...

by **bryguy** on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:42 pm

i would again, on purpose, ruin it

but since u DIDNT give me a second chance....

if i were to give you the chance to continue this game.....

by **william18** on Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:42 am

I would continue.

If I gave you choclate bar full of m&m...

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:29 am

I'd ask where the second "o" in chocolate had gone.

If I gave you typing lessons...

by **animorpherv1** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:09 pm

I'd say not thanks.

If I gave you a Sumo wrestler

by **shadowsteel9** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:16 pm

I would bronze him, and stick him in my livingroom.

If i gave you superstrength..

by **tubaman** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:56 pm

I'd have superstrength.

If I wrote you a dirty, sexual letter, that actually kinda turned you on...

by **shadowsteel9** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:08 pm

i'd shoot myself

If i gave you a bird flu

by **rhoges6** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:17 pm

I would cough on you.

If i gave you a zucchini, three rubber mallets, and David Bowie.....

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:31 pm

I'd play Courgette boing boing boing to ground control.

If I gave you an insane answer to an insane question...

by **strike wolf** on Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:39 pm

Then I'd use it to solve an insane problem

If I gave you world peace...

by **animorpherv1** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:48 pm

I'd make WWIII (3)

If I gave you WWIII (3)

by **shadowsteel9** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:04 pm

i would rename it international civil war 6

If i gave you the ROCKY anthology

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:49 pm

animorpherv1 wrote:I'd make WWIII (3)

If I gave you WWIII (3)

I'd go back in my time machine to the offering above.

If I gave you my time machine...

by **poptartpsycho18** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:16 am

I'd use it to stop Michael Jackson from getting that first surgery.

If I gave you access to Fort Knox......

by **wcaclimbing** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:22 am

I'd probably browse around, just looking at all the shiny stuff. Unless I knew that if I took anything, I would not be harmed/prosecuted/etc. If I could take all the gold and have no negative concequences, I'd probably just take a few bars, up to probably $5 mil. cash total. no use taking a billion dollars if i'm never gonna need that much money....

If I gave you the choice of either long life or huge riches.....