Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[animorpherv1]

Wish granted, but then you become mute.

I wish that I had a genie.

[Joodoo]

Granted, but the genie arrives dead.

I wish for fried chicken!

[bryguy]

granted, but the chicken arrives.... dead?



I wish that this thread was locked for all eternity, and nothing could every open it/post here

[animorpherv1]

Wish granted, but you stop the thread.

I wish for a wish, but not just any wish, a wish that proves all other wishes are worse than this wishes wishy wishnees! (I wish for pie)

[bryguy]

granted, but the person who brings it to u got hungry on the way and ate it, so u get a pie pan




I wish for a wish thats the type of wish thats so wishy that it might just be washy blah blah blah..... (5 hours later) ..... blah blah blah, so basically, i wish for a pen

[gdeangel]

granted, but the person who brings it to u got hungry on the way and ate it, so u get a pie pan




I wish for a wish thats the type of wish thats so wishy that it might just be washy blah blah blah..... (5 hours later) ..... blah blah blah, so basically, i wish for a pen

Granted. The pen looks identical to one your ex-girlfriend gave you for your "special" birthday that your jealous wife made you promise to throw out; your wife castrates you.

I wish someone would post below anything, I don't care what.

[bryguy]

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HEEEEEERE THEY COME!


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http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1827/trains21nk7.jpg

granted, but the above annoys you so much that you go insane and get locked up for life

I wish for a train!

[gdeangel]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4756/train1jt6.jpg

granted, but the above annoys you so much that you go insane and get locked up for life

I wish for a train!

I like trains. I particularly like the toy train, which was like one I used to play with at nursery school.

You get a train, but no tracks. Also, regardless of that fact, the railroad workers union sues you for not hiring union workers to operate your train. The cost of defending the lawsuit bankrupts you.

I wish that my poop would smell like fresh scented flowers.

[strike wolf]

Granted but the roses still have the thorns attached as they come out.

I wish that everyone recognized the importance of wolves.

[bryguy]

granted, but they kill them off anyways cause their so scary


i wish that wolfs werent so darn scary so that people wouldnt kill them off

[brendan man]

wish granted, but then ogres come and kill us all
i wish school was over

[animorpherv1]

Wish granted, it's over for everyone else, your the onlyone attending school. I wish for money

[strike wolf]

Granted but it's monopoly money.

I wish I could get to sleep instead of being on the computer all night.

[Simon Viavant]

Granted, but some guy'll break into your bedroom and rape you.

I wish I could make a wish without someone corrupting it

[bryguy]

granted.



I wish for people to go into the map foundry more often

[bryguy]

granted, but cc crashes from an overload of people going to the foundry



i wish for...... something to wish for

[mr. incrediball]

granted, but you forget it


i wish i was more awesome than an egg.

[bryguy]

granted, u get POOFED into scrambled eggs



i wish for scrambled eggs!

[bryguy]

granted.




i wish that the next person would ONLY say 'granted.'

[mr. incrediball]

granted.

[mr. incrediball]

BUT you just wasted your last wish!


i wish for a goose.

[Joodoo]

Granted, but you can't find anything to eat so you eat the goose.

I wish for a new life.

[gdeangel]

Granted, but you can't find anything to eat so you eat the goose.

I wish for a new life.

Granted - you have a child .... who cries all night, poops all the time, and never sleeps.

I wish for another cool post about trains.

[johnnyrotten]

No.

[animorpherv1]

Granted, but you can't find anything to eat so you eat the goose.

I wish for a new life.

Granted - you have a child .... who cries all night, poops all the time, and never sleeps.

I wish for another cool post about trains.

granted. trainstrainstrainstrainstrainstrainstrainstrainstrainstrains..... etc etc......


I wish the only word I knew was "trains"